what do i call this thing

cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Stratt: i can’t bare to watch these videos. he’s suffering because of me. i guess i’ll bring myself to open one. for the world.

Something I wish some parents would understand is that 1) kids are fully capable of enjoying full meals and seasoned food just like adults 2) kids know when they are receiving worse meals than the adults solely because they're kids and 3) when you only feed your children "kid food" (chicken nuggets, unseasoned broccoli, corn dogs, etc), those children grow up to be teens and adults who have absolutely no developed palate because they were never given the opportunity to build up their own preferences and tastes.