what do i call this thing

Well I don't like how it feels. I don't feel cleaner without body hair. I don't prefer not having body hair. But who will advocate for women like me, but me? For women who do like hair removal, they are advocated for every time they step out of the house and see 99% of the female population also conforming to that standard, or when they watch a movie and see all the shaved actresses, or view an advertisment, or open a magazine, or watch a music video, or scroll through social media, or walk down the streets without receiving insults and glares for having a completely normal bodily feature.

okay starting with preschoolers (3-5 year olds) they range a lot. i mostly work with nonverbal preschoolers, but i know several who are insanely verbose and use big words. one of them will answer questions in full sentences, the other doesn't even respond to her name.

kindergartners are pretty similar, but they tend to do a lot of vacant stares.

first graders looove attention. if you pay attention to a first grader you're done for. they tend to start developing their personalities to an extent at this point, and are more like little drama queens than anything else.

second graders are complex, strange beasts. they know swear words. they watch horror movies. they stay up until 8. they're real rebels. at this point they get a little meaner. more likely to point out your boogers. they still think burps are funny.

third grade is a bunch of little guys. like at this point they're at the age where they think they're basically adults and have nothing to worry about. baby talking them is a bad idea.

forth grade is 9-10 year olds and trust me, they're so much more mature than you think. they're basically like people. some of them are pretty cool. some are not.

First off, this mindset is simply wrong—I'm ace and have always been a rampant shipper, I know tons of ace people who are the same, and I know lots of allosexual people who are not into shipping at all.

One's sexuality has literally nothing to do with your tastes in fiction. Nothing about you as a person necessarily has ANYTHING to do with your tastes in fiction.

Making that assumption is—and I'm not being hyperbolic—extremely dangerous and can lead directly to harassing other fans for what they enjoy in fiction, as well as harassing artists and writers because they created something you don't personally like. It's such an insidious disease that goes against the core values of fandom: ship and let ship, have fun, don't try to dictate how other people can have fun with their paper dollies. This entitlement in regards to other people's tastes in fiction often demonstrates that the people holding said beliefs are not yet very good at separating fiction from reality.

It's fine to be annoyed by a ship or characterization, and you can complain about too much of this headcanon or not enough of this one, etc. But insulting people who enjoy those things, and seemingly wanting to stop other people from enjoying those things is NOT ACCEPTABLE. It's not how fandom is supposed to operate, and if your goals are to control other people, then the only 'friends' you're going to find in fandom are other people who have that same controlling attitude, who will turn on you as soon as you like something they don't approve of.