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xenasaur

we need legislation banning games >100GB

xenasaur

OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT BETTER THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A 150GB GAME!!!

xenasaur

upon reviewing the notes I'm changing my position. games must be <50GB. no more mandatory 8k uncompressed textures!!! I don't believe in 8k I think it's fake

xenasaur

to be clear games really ought to be around 20 gigs or less. but I think in the spirit of generosity and mercy we won't criminally prosecute the developers until the file sizes breaks 50

creamypancakebatter

Helldivers 2 heard you and went from 156 to 23

xenasaur

wait is that real

just looked it up. holy fuck. they did it by de-duplicating assets. I'm just. my jaw is on the floor. supposedly duplicating assets helps load times on HDDs but. holy fuck at what cost

somespicycheese

it's worse than that: The Helldivers devs were told that duplicating assets would help HDD load times, but then they actually tested it and it had basically zero effect on load times!

So they had more than sextupled the size of their game by following industry standard practice that actually did basically nothing!

batsandboba

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

kaijufluffs

She's being so big and brave.

nitpickspot

Man at that point I'd just pretend i don't know. How the hell am i supposed to answer her riddle? And what? make her feel bad?

I'd rather die!

krinsbez

Which of them eats you?

bolters-and-rivets

Naturally you give the child the honour of her first kill, and both you and mother Sphinx play along as you fall over and let child ineffectually gnaw on your shin as you dramatically cry out about the indignity of you, an adventurer of 30 years, being bested at riddles by a child.

squidsmeister

the amazing digital transgender glow up

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charlesoberonn

Project Hail Mary breaks Chekhov's Gun in a quite literal way because it introduces the fact that there's a gun on board the Hail Mary and then it's never brought up again.

sew-birb

Stolen from reddit, full credit to i-max95

itsseriouslyridiculous

DuBois' nitrogen: turns out to be more important than expected

schofielded

schrödinger's mitch mcconnell??

dailykafka

— July 9, 1912 / Franz Kafka diaries

dailykafka

Im glad you guys didn't overreact

zooophagous

What stands out to me about the Mitch McConnell thing is just how little anyone around him actually cares for him as a person.

He goes down, ends up in a coma or brain dead, on life support, genuinely never coming back and even if part of him did he would be in agony from his cpr injuries. The best thing is to let him go.

But its not convenient to. His own *wife* runs away to China so they can't *make* her do the right thing and allow him to pass. She doesn't love him enough to override the political posturing. His own family is letting his abused half alive carcass get played with like a political doll while he's trapped in purgatory, as close to undead as one can be.

Not one of his colleagues or even any of his immediate family gives a single shit about him at all beyond what they can use him for. Its so grotesque I almost feel pity.

#don’t feel bad he’s getting the death he deserves

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blasesaint

#veterans of *check notes* having their hair washed

specialsnowflakez

beavisofhampton

Nobility is instinctual and heritable. One simply knows that one is to have a butler. A kawaii homosexual butler.

assaultmystic

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

evilneo

lordofseagulls

Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny

blackdow

my foot hanging off the bed i don't even care anymore just let the monster take me ...

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Aheem heem

segamascott

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

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