Probably Something Uncreative

gotta love roller coaster tycoon

i like this video because its a relic of the Before Times, like i love the 6-second cinematography that goes into vines but sometimes we forget the value of delayed gratification

if i was like "every time i cut steak into a different shape there's a brand new word for it" everyone else would be like "no that's stupid". but we let pasta get away with anything.

OP you forgot to take into account that the gulf between two noodles of different shapes and their respective eating experiences is staggering

how about you go experience some bitches

I thought that's how beef worked? It's all the same kind of meat, just in different shapes, no?

you are literally 26 years old

In case no one has told you today….theres something very obviously wrong with you 💙

Really needed to hear this ❤️🙏

man some of the seven deadly sins aren’t even that bad. sorry I’m angry n wanna fuck? Sorry I ate a lot? shut up

bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches

bitches will plan a million things to do during self-isolation and then spend the entire time mindlessly scrolling through social media. i’m bitches

Wow those moves look like someone who’s childhood best friend was an airbender

Literally the exact same move Aang pulls when he gets off his glider (cant find a gif but like… I promise)

This shows attention to detail was unreal.

Even the fall backwards! That looks like the exact kind of thing a fun loving Airbender kid would do while showing off gliders and airbending proficiency.

the best benders in this show tend to be the ones who adapt elements of other bending techniques. Bumi has some airbender-y movements, Zuko and Iroh use some Air and Water movements, even Katara tends to use some earthbender looking moves when bending ice

Meanwhile Toph just took earthbending and cranked it all the way up to 11.

those westerns finally make sense now. it’s like honey i’m going into town. i’ll pick up sugar, flour, beans, salt pork, bullets, and kerosene. do you want a bolt of calico? some maple syrup? i’m taking the wagon i’ll be back in three days

I’m losing my fucking mind.

oh my god

my favorite part is that the guys just go along with it in spite of confusion/misgivings because they don’t want to miss out on stickers.

My favorite post

“It’s a bit annoying sometimes but she call us handsome when we do and I don’t hear that very often” OH MY GOD

the hero we need

why is this a screenshot of tumblr and twitter at the same time and also at an angle

Math professor reacts to homework (10h)

Am unironically desperate to watch 10 hours of math professor reacts to homework