Guess I'll Die

Doctor Who is a great fandom to be in on tumblr because you'll see spoilers everywhere but not a single one of them is coherent unless you've seen the episode anyway. like oh the glorbon is secretly trying to ensnare humanity in a giant crab trap? the new companion Jiminy Pubble turned out to be the latest regeneration of the Doctor's old enemy The Fuckwizard? thanks I know less than I did before

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of markiplier when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse markiplier and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alone

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Markiplier

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Markiplier

Same. I wad like “a little weird, but alright, they’re scared of Markiplier”

“the doctor cries too much this season” did we all miss the part where he’s supposed to be the open expressive doctor who fixed his previously insane amount of emotional constipation

Hey is that spunch bomb in your panst or is your crab just crutsy?

i really love that the central thesis of Boom is essentially “do you know what i hate? organised religion as a cover for institutional violence! the military industrial complex! the evil banality of structural capitalism! anyway, do you know what i think should have the power to dismantle all of that, in at least one little corner of the universe? The love of a father whose last action, wounded and afraid in an unending war zone, was to make sure his little girl had brushed her teeth.”