Romanticize Caramelize Unionize

the female half of my soul is always fag hagging for my male half that's why i am such a balanced individual

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

Say what you will about Reddit but sort by controversial is like one of the best features of all time... Want To See Some Bullshit button

not to be a joyless hag but I've started seeing genderbent "yuri" shipping Markiplier and Ryan Gosling and I can't help but think of someone I recently I unfollowed for posting that they have an easier time caring about genderbent versions of boy characters than regular fictional women

and I'm also building some connections to that post I made about reading books by Black women (you know the one) and the people who would respond by saying something akin to "joke's on you, I only read fanfic 😜" as if that were some kind of clever loophole and not a demonstration of the exact thing I was talking about

like yes fandom is about fun or whatever but idk man at what point has your desire for no thoughts head empty uncritical consumption left you splashing around in something that's been blended down to an indistinguishable goo for the sake of avoiding anything remotely challenging. with the thing that's "challenging" here being. you know. giving a shit about women and Black people and like frankly anyone but your shippable white men (and honorary Markiplier).

Apolitically killing bandits and savages in my video game with no messages

asked the skyrim bandits why they were living in a cave and they explained the war effort has buried the economy so they can't find work and lost their homes. I use my shout to blast them across the cave and find a preeeetty nice sword among their belongings

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

happy june 12 to you

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

you know back then they didn’t use to romanticize the past

this guys always having really specific problems with his nerd books

This is actually a pretty widespread problem in cyberpunk media. It's just not one able-bodied people tend to notice because they're accustomed to their media treating disabled people as metaphors for things.