Romanticize Caramelize Unionize

the female half of my soul is always fag hagging for my male half that's why i am such a balanced individual

be careful, this necromancer is skilled with illusion magic so even though all the skeletal minions are wearing cute outfits they're actually minmaxed as fuck

still thinking about the dog gender essentialism thing bc it’s So bad man. i’ve legitimately seen multiple people repeating the phrase “a girl dog will love you, a boy dog will be in love with you 🥺” and i personally think that people who say this need to stay exactly 1000ft away from all boy dogs forever

The Masc of Amontillado

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

totally i understand narratively why project hail mary ends with grace becoming a teacher again but ever since i saw the movie i haven’t been able to stop thinking about what a crazy move it is from the eridian perspective. like imagine if we had one (1) alien on earth and we liked him so much that we just let him have a class of schoolchildren to teach all the brand new alien science to, for fun. what’s the selection process for that classroom. do the adult eridian scientists wish they were in there

Illustration from the book "Hondo and Fabian" written and illustrated by Peter McCarty