the female half of my soul is always fag hagging for my male half that's why i am such a balanced individual
we're not kids anymore.
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the female half of my soul is always fag hagging for my male half that's why i am such a balanced individual

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It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands
It’s actually the peopleburger leagues
Blocking for being funnier than me
You have to kill your disgust response now.
To use the most inflammatory example. If your issue with child sexual abuse is that it “feels gross” you will end up linking harmless things to csa and ignoring deeply harmful things that aren’t usually considered csa but absolutely are. If you don’t understand how the sexualization of children works and simply base your entire understanding of what feels “icky” you end up looking past dress coding, the slut shaming of grade school children, children being forced to make unwanted contact with adult (forced hugging cuddling etc) and the refusal to teach children how to recognize and avoid predation and instead get up in arms about cartoons.
I was born jobless and pantless idk why you expect me to change

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fucking sick of my insolent subjects
I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You
Got into a discussion about emergency response at a professional retreat recently and everyone was going on and on about agility, and I was like, "Okay but what about contingency?"
And they were like "What?"
And I was like, "Agility isn't the ultimate form of preparedness. Contingency is. Agility still requires you to flounder and figure out a solution in the moment, but if you have a contingency plan, all you have to do is implement it."
And they were like "But you can't make contingency plans for every situation!"
And I was like, "Yeah, you basically can if you just identify all of your basic dependencies and contingency plan around the loss of any dependency," and then I gave a few examples.
And they all stared at me like I'm an alien.
Anyway, that's how I figured out I'm Batman-coded and also learned how Batman must feel talking to supposedly professional superheroes who never bothered to run disaster scenarios until I pointed out that it's insane that they don't already have a plan for if Superman turns evil.
There’s a phrase that really stuck in my head around this. It was from one of the British divers who enacted the Thai caving rescue, though I couldn’t tell you which one or which interview.
As he described to the interviewer a moment of panic and how he he overcame, the interviewer said, in one of those, summarise-last-answer-given-with-appropriate-levels-of-respect-in-order-to-proceed-to-next-question phrasing’s, “Wow, so you rose to the occasion -“
And the diver said, “No, actually people always get that exactly wrong. In an unexpected and urgent situation you don’t rise to the occasion. You sink to the level of your training.”

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ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em
On it, boss!
Bad news, boss!
pokemon blood and pokemon bone where you osmosis jones your way through some creature to discover microscopic pokemon
I can get behind that
(Top to bottom: tardigrades, staphylococcus aureus, and mash up of various fungi)
*doctor places stethoscope on my chest* “Good news and bad news: here’s the good news, I can hear it chanting it’s own name, so diagnosis is easy. The bad news is… you’ve got tuberculosa.”
Euros over here for the World Cup discovering we were right about this
Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.
on your what

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cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling
i just don't even know what to say. this is despicable, deplorable, and shocking. A bouquet full of power and Mouth. Eyes so yellow they kind of look like egg yolk. thank god he got sent off to The Fishing Boat to fish for the rest of his life!