Messy Blog

I’m a little bit obsessed with makeover/dressing scenes where the reveal is an undeniable downgrade from what the character started out with. Top tier comedy

Being in a punk band sounds cool you get to make noise, cuss a lot, and be gay without being questioned

I could tell everyone to suck my dick, make out with my bandmate, and smash my bass, and everyone would be like "Oh that's just the Piss Barbies"

Photovoltaic bricks and glass are one of my favorite technological advancements and I can’t wait to see buildings covered in the stuff.

Always reblog

me in high school: omg cant wait for college me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

Some of these are fucking wild.

I deadass forgot some of these existed

What differentiates a cougar from a milf

MILFs have children. Cougars are childless.

ate your daddy’s boyhole, said that shit was splendid. now you harbor resentment, cuz that’s how your parent’s marriage ended 

i was talking to my friend last night and she was just luxuriating in her room wearing this plush leopard print robe but then her boyfriend came in to bring her orange slices and he was wearing an IDENTICAL leopard print robe i lost my fucking mind

So do you like villains because they’re cool, or because it’s cathartic to see characters completely lash out against the world for their trauma and abuse and just be angry for all their pain in a manner that doesn’t actually affect anyone since it’s all fictional.