ask not for whom the bell peppers

one of the worst things abt being australian is always seeing out of touch thursday posts on fridays. makes me feel somewhat. out of touch.

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

it’s infuriating when the customer is wrong yes we all know this. however it’s probably 10000x worse when the customer is right, because what do you MEAN my coworker deleted 7 of your fucking accounts off of your profile when you just wanted to edit them and now I have to deal with it??? i can’t even be pissed that you’re being a bitch about it because i would be too!!! fuck!!!!

this might be controversial but i just think that taking pain meds should reduce your pain actually

if i could make the tumblr userbase understand like five things the first four would be about class consciousness but i would save the number 5 spot for "genetic polymorphisms do shit to your ability to metabolize substances in ways you cannot comprehend, but which are responsible for some people having a heart attack after one panera lemonade and other people needing a Shadowlands to make it through one swing shift, and that's before we start getting into CYP variables like bergamottin and st john's wort". the scatter graph for how any drug works for "people generally" looks someone dropped a can of BBs on the kitchen floor

POTS is so fucking ridiculous like ah fuck shit sorry it’s a little too warm in here so i’m about to look like i’m having a category five medical emergency. but really i’m all good. also to prevent it i just have to lower the temperature but not too much and also make a quick stop by the X-axis for like five minutes. i’m like a tempermental plant if it was cunty. do you guys hate me

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

disabled people are often in permacrisis

there's never enough money each month. there's always an unexpected illness. new symptoms pop up or old symptoms flare up. meds have to be managed always and refilled constantly and any refill has the opportunity to go wrong. any regular care has the opportunity to go wrong. any mistake can send your health spiralling. it's always "i just need to get through this bad patch" but as soon as one ends another begins. another crisis begins in the middle of the last crisis. managing one thing leaves another thing to be neglected until that becomes a major issue and has to be managed asap and the cycle starts anew over and over and over

The idea of being in a band where the gimmick is that the front man is a vampire and he's like really committed to the bit and yeah he's a bit dramatic about it but it's good marketing and then a whole year in you find out he's actually been fr this WHOLE TIME is soo funny to me thank you AMC TVL