* dearest entropy, *

get in loser we’re living past the end of our myth

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

i wanna make a notes app that doesn't save your notes. all your notes are an ephemeral DM thread with another random user of the app. so like when you want to see your grocery list you gotta message Some Guy and hope that they saved it somewhere for you

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?

@cdzen

i went to headache island. i'm not sure why i did that. nobody else was there and i was miserable

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time