* dearest entropy, *

get in loser we’re living past the end of our myth

i went to headache island. i'm not sure why i did that. nobody else was there and i was miserable

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

i am a simple creature. every day i am sleepy

Women hate it when you kill their dog. Come to think of it, so do men and non-binary folk. Honestly it might not be a gendered thing

try as we might, no alternative to phone in bed has been discovered

my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

in order to celebrate diversity the new nato phonetic alphabet is advocacy belonging chosen-family defiance empowerment freedom glamour herstory identity joy kin liberation majesty nonconformity opulence persistence queer reclamation solidarity transgender unapologetic visibility werk xtra yaaas and zaddy

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs