* dearest entropy, *

get in loser we’re living past the end of our myth

Some scholars describe "emo" as a culturally-specific third gender[2][3]

its crazy how pretty much every single thing you can possibly do eithetr feels bad at first and then good or good at first but then bad

This post is how I've learned that the sexual meaning of "spit roast" has now become more well known than the literal meaning of roasting something on a spit, and the slangy way of using it to describe an ass kicking or a humiliating defeat is completely forgotten

Went to the mandatory Communist Party Penis Inspection and the politburo said my balls are more dialectical than yours. And my penish more materialist too

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?