* dearest entropy, *

get in loser we’re living past the end of our myth

i wanna make a notes app that doesn't save your notes. all your notes are an ephemeral DM thread with another random user of the app. so like when you want to see your grocery list you gotta message Some Guy and hope that they saved it somewhere for you

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?

@cdzen

i went to headache island. i'm not sure why i did that. nobody else was there and i was miserable

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

i am a simple creature. every day i am sleepy

Women hate it when you kill their dog. Come to think of it, so do men and non-binary folk. Honestly it might not be a gendered thing

try as we might, no alternative to phone in bed has been discovered

my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)