* dearest entropy, *

get in loser we’re living past the end of our myth

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

WHAT

whenever I see jokes about anarchy chess or chess with nine boards or whatever I think about the manuscript about board games from like the 1300s commissioned by spanish royalty (libro de los juegos) which contains a bunch of chess variations including one with four players where the moves are decided by dice roll and another with extra pieces like "the unicorn." so the conclusion is that chess players have literally always been like this

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

They don't even look like the movies people watch in good movies.