Aurikatariina stan

my toxic trait is looking at other people’s playlists just to judge them

not me listening through a james wesley playlist that was like 75% hozier

ppl who need meds but can't access them/meds for their thing don't exist yet: holy fuck I wish I had tiny magic rocks or injectable substance or cream or gel or potion or implant to take at whatever rate necessary to fix my problem. I'd kill to take that every day/week/etc forever if it would fix my thing

[VD: a behind the scenes gag video from daredevil. upbeat ukulele/piano music plays throughout. camera starts tilted down, where we see blood splattered on a linoleum floor. as the camera tilts upward we see dead bodies lining the floor, and a man in an orange prison jumpsuit using a swiffer mop to clean the blood. the man is revealed to be wilson bethel as ben poindexter. "Hi, I'm Ben Poindexter," he says. text on the screen reads "ben poindexter / inmate." amid off-camera laughter, Ben continues: "and I never try and clean up the stubborn mess of a double homicide without my Swiffer Breeze." one of the "dead" cops shrugs at the camera. Ben winks at the camera, then says "bullseye." red text on the screen says BULLSEYE in all caps. ben then gets back to mopping the floor. the screen sparkles and then we fade to black. a voice quickly reads the disclaimer: "not affiliated with swiffer, swiffer breeze, or any swiffer related products." end VD]

[ID: a screencap of house m.d. of house saying, "another life saved by girl-on-girl action." end ID]

[ID: sped up GIF of walter white from breaking bad collapsing into the sand and gaping in shock. end ID]

my that one friend that's too woke opinion is that in a similar vein to how you almost never see fat people or women without makeup on tv you never really see anyone experiencing incontinence issues unless it's a humiliating comedic moment at their expense and that's kind of scary

like sorry to be the bearer of bad news but people piss themselves. when they're afraid. when they've experienced mental and/or physical trauma and their body needs a way to express that stress. when they've been sexually assaulted. when they get older and their muscles start to wear out from a lifetime of service. a not insignificant majority of people Will experience incontinence in their lifetimes and while there are steps you can take to manage it for your own comfort and others', there's simply no moral dimension to it whatsoever. & like i'm not saying every show and movie needs checkhov's bed wetting scene but we have seriously got to get more okay with acknowledging that somehow.

[image text: in all caps, "everyone get more okay with normal human bodily functioning!" followed by tons of exclamation marks. end image text]

Sage/Jessica you're so fucked up and so happy to have your brain shut up

actually. the finale was way better than I expected