Aurikatariina stan

the nonsense bullshit of the day is I am debating whether LexCorp is like publicly traded or not. if it is that’s hilarious. yeah the stock is up. Evil McBald just tried to kill Superman again. uh huh. personally this time yeah. with a gun

breaking bad would be a better show if walter white had no friction n like jesse just pushes him n he just slides around

I love that vince gilligan isn't even from Albuquerque and didn't live near there until he was making shows about it. he's like a weeabo for New Mexico specifically

[ID: Skyler white from breaking bad next to a vial of testosterone and a needle. end ID]

i am the number 1 skylar white apologist

Me, march 2026, watching project hail mary when they are talking about the stars dying: wow this reminds me of the markplier movie, im sure no one else will make that connection though.

thank god for female characters who have something wrong with them amen

99% of fanfiction is absolute dogshit bathwater and that’s beautiful, I love that, I love that the barrier for entry is nonexistent, I love that anyone can do it, I love all the badly written porn, I love that it’s just creation for creation’s sake, I love it. Except when it’s something I’m into. When it’s something I’m into, then I’m gonna need everyone to step it up.

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

Credits to the murderer

“Why are your prices so high???? I could kill him myself for free! whatever, ur not even that good at murder anyway”

Omg I love this guy’s work! He’s new and not so well known in the hitman community, but he’s so amazing and is appreciate it if you guys have him some love ❤️❤️

Support your local assassins

”um why would I pay a hitmen would I could just steal military ai and have it kill anyone I want for free”

Ai military robots can not murder like real hit men, they’re messy and lack the spirit that involves murder

I’m never leaving this fucking app.

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

too much undertale/deltarune content has me playing other games and thinking "well naturally at some point they must address the seperation between player and player-character, their status as a vessel and the inherent unfairness of having us control their life, right?" as if thats just a normal thing for videogames to contain.

do you think mario resents me for making him drive go kart

Reblog if it’s okay for people to inbox you questions, headcanon, theories, anything about your Blorbo

[ID: a screenshot from the DOTA 2 wiki. The section is titled “ability.” The ability listed is “Consume Unbelievably Good Mango.” The ability has no target and affects “self.” The ability description begins, “overwhelms your hero, causing you to die.” End ID]