He's prostrating himself before the Eucharist, in case you're wondering. Or possibly planking.

I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

Shot by @sachinteng 🥰

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

#this both makes things more fun and also is a really good analogy#because there are four types of system maintenance and that makes the term much more exact than the nebulous ''self-care''#and therefore much more helpful to those of us who uhhh struggle with nebulosity#for anyone curious the four types are:#1. corrective (to fix current problems)#2. preventative (to avoid future problems)#3. adaptative (to re-adjust to any changes)#4. perfective (to work towards a better system)#I really like this idea I'm gonna make a checklist

If you don't schedule time for maintenance, your equipment will schedule it for you."]

Human: What?

Elf: There’s a lot of “you’ve got time to figure it out on your own” attitudes floating around in our society that I’m starting to question somewhat.

Elf: Oh, he was definitely ignoring her, too. He was super racist.

Is this how you roll?

Eevee finally accepts the cone!

Quick lil comic doodle

This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week