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βI was thrilled to be gay because there were two things I didnβt have to do nowβgo into the army or get married. And of course over the years the two things that the gay movement fought for was to be able to go into the army and get married. But we were thrilled that we didnβt have to do that. We thought it was fantastic! The gay movement did not follow us there. It went towards acceptance. We were about changing the rules. We were about opposition.β
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why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh
Youβve never heard of The Bog?
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This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) itβs how cranberries grow. Once theyβre ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.
Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.
thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming βBOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODYβ, but i appreciate the education,
oh here is a fun lil perspective on cranberry harvesting i never heard about anywhere else. the guy who owns the restaurant right down the road from the farm, who fries our chickens sometimes, is from Boston, with the strongest Boston accent ever, and in a former life before he started slinging reasonably priced barbeque and occasional organic chicken, he was a cranberry farmer.
His farm was on the leading edge of kinda using organic/sustainable pest control methods, and one of the things that they did to keep insect damage down was that they encouraged wolf spiders to live in the cranberry field, to eat the bugs.Β
This was all fine and good until they flooded the bog. Now, you donβt just like flood the bog and then go around it in a boat or whatever. No, you use hip waders to get in there and put the big floaty things where they go and get all the berries and such.
Well when youβre in the bog in hip waders, that makes you the tallest thing. Wolf spiders can swim a bit, but they donβt like it, so theyβre, quite understandably, looking to climb out of the water onto a tall thing.
So yeah the first interview question he always asked potential cranberry bog harvester hires wasΒ βare you cool with spiders?β
βYouβd be amazed,β he said to us, shaking his head a little,Β βhow many guys would just straight lie. Like, you think Iβm asking you that question to be cute? Nah man youβre gonna have like a hundred wolf spiders trying to climb your eyebrows, you gotta be chill, those wolf spiders are fellow employees. You really gotta be chill with spiders if youβre gonna work a cranberry harvest.β
happy international workers day to the cranberry bog spiders
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the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.
Rewatched x-men (2000) and can I just say magneto's plan (turning all those politicians into mutants) was objectively hilarious. Like can you imagine. Somebody's firing the transgenderization beam into congress
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I literally CANNOT read the words "supine" or "prone" in anything without thinking about that post that's like "supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine and prone is when you lay on your pronis"
"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.
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Did you hear about how scientists are experimenting with gene splicing? I heard that they're trying to splice a crab and cheetah together. That could go sideways real fast.
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saturday already. my one precious life.
my breasts look sublime! #beyourownpervyoldman
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this is great, because the cat looks at her, kind of studies her for a moment and then turns away and imitates her position and the way she's looking out towards nothing (actually toward the camera but to the cat it looks like nothing of particular interest). Cats use mimicry as a form of social bonding. This is why so often if you have to cats you'll find them napping near each other in the same position. It's like they look and say "ahh I see you are napping in a U shape, I also enjoy napping in that particular shape. I am friendly and will U shape nap along with you" This cat studies the strange human and goes "okay, guess we're sitting upright and staring blankly out into space. I can get into that" and proceeds to do just that.
This cat is also exuding friendly/nonaggressive body language. It's making friends and hanging out. <3 It's probably also hoping she'll offer to pet it (look how it stares at her hand and then looks at her).
ok this looks like a joke but it's actually serious, if you are prepping for anal sex and you over-clean you are stripping away the natural mucus that lines the rectum and protects it from damage. All you need to do to make sure you're clean enough for sex is make sure to eat a well-balanced diet with a good amount of fiber, evacuate the bowels (i.e. poop) beforehand, MAYBE douche using a SMALL amount of PLAIN WATER in an enema bulb (not repeatedly or excessively), and then wash the outer surrounding area gently with soap and water in the shower. That's it! Don't put soap up your ass, or any kind of "cleanser"! Don't douche 5000 times! And be sure to use a lot of lube especially if you did choose to douche, because it makes you more vulnerable to injury from friction! Stay safe and don't hurt your butthole
and if you're not having sex, nothing needs to go inside there at all! just use mild soap and water on the outside only.
Gut flora is an important ecosystem and wiping it out is why some people end up needing fecal transplants.
We literally just found life on another planet and everybody is just like "and?" Life on earth so wild rn we don't even care ππ
Scientists find new but tentative evidence that a faraway world orbiting another star may be home to life.
To be more clear, it's not 100% it is 99.7%, which is .2% less than confirmation (99.9~%) but it is also expected to rise to confirmation as they learn more considering their initial testing was much lower and rose to a whopping 99.7% at their last testing. To most this is considered IT as far as finding life!
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"You can say that [orangutans] are not dependent on social support and approval, and if you admire this in them, that an orang is irredeemably his own person, 'the most poetic of the apes', researcher Lynn Miles told me once in an unguarded moments. What she had in mind was the difference between orangs and chimps in the way they carry on their discourse with the world.
Chimps are much admired for their tool use and for their problem-solving relationship with things as they find them...the orang is, let us say, not so replete with enterprise. Give an orangutan the hexagonal peg and the several shapes of hole, and then hide behind the two-way mirror and watch how he engages with the problem.
And watch and watch and watch--because he does not engage with the problem. He uses the peg to scratch his back, has a look-see at his right wrist, makes a half-hearted and soon abandoned attempt to use his fur as a macramΓ© project, stares dreamily out the window if there is one and at nothing in particular if not, and the sun begins to set. (The sun will also set if you are observing a chimp, but the chimp is more amusing, so you are less likely to mark the moment in your notes. An orang observer has plenty of time to be a student of the vanities of sunset.)
You watch, and the orang dreams...when casually and as if thinking of something else, the orang slips the hexagonal peg into the hexagonal hole. And continues staring off dreamily."
Vicki Hearne, "The Case of the Disobedient Orangutans"
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started watching this japanese show where they take in requests and they try to help out with whatever the request is. and in this one the guy says that when he was in middle school, he always heard the girl across the street playing her piano, and although he only met her in person a few times, listening to her play her usual song was a great comfort to him growing up, especially getting to hear her slowly get better at playing.
the guy now was an adult and taking a break from college, and began to feel really lost in life, and he kept thinking back to when he was in middle school and hearing her play the piano every day. so his request was to hear her play it again. and he and the show's crew literally go back to his old place, and miraculously the girl still lives in that same house across the street, and even more miraculously the people who currently live where he used to allow him to go back to his old room where he used to listen to her play. and they all agree to recreate his middle school memory for him.
the girl comes home from her part-time job and she plays the piano, although she tells them it's been 4 years since she's ever played and is worried she won't sound good, and the guy sits by the window, and he just listens. and like. just imagining reliving that moment when you were younger, listening to a near-stranger play a song across the street every day, feeling a little less lost because of it, and returning to that as an adult when you need it most and everyone being kind enough to let you savor it again even just for a moment... i wanted to start bawling i wont lie. this is the song she played. im going to go lie down about the humanity of it all
