joy is not made to be a crumb

ID: golden sunlight bursting through clouds above the sea. End of ID.

The Two Towers is so funny because Tolkien was such a tree-lover he was basically just like “actually we should give every tree a gun.”

New and improved! Sad Wet Dog of a top is thinking about how he wants to hurt you but doesn't want to hurt you and the contradiction is slowly and steadily making him Lose His Whole Fucking Mind.

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one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real

why won't you let your words frot.

i love that wyll is nice... he has a rapier and eldritch magics and kills people as part of his day job but it's ok he's literally nice. he has a running bit about the various fantasy dungeons(tm) you take him to where he critiques them for his travel blog... he still remembers how to dance courtly style from his teens but the only time he gets the chance for it is in the middle of a cursed realm... ceremorphosis is like the second to last item on his list of weird shit to worry about... what a great character

(Video caption: "I noticed a bear kept going on my swing in the backyard, so I set up a camera and captured this..." Video Description: A bear rolling down and trying to get on a swing chair, then sitting on the swing as it sways.)

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

ID: lush green woodlands in the sunlight, with a small green creek. End of ID.

[ID: nine gifs from animated movies showing flowing water, mostly flowing down streams or over structures such as dams.]

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

[ID: a digital drawing of Davrin from Dragon Age Veilguard. He's shown from the waist upwards with a big smile on his face, wearing a white blouse with deep cleavage and ruffles. End ID]

Unrestrained summer fun

File this under “posts I inexplicably find soothing”.

[video description: a short video of an alligator swimming with a watermelon in its jaw. End description]