outerspace babe

here’s your sign to do something spontaneous

*combusts*

that’s one way to do it

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

Trying to fall asleep in summer is much like the dilemma described in Katy Perry’s hit song Hot N Cold (2008).

they throw regular rats at eachother

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.