Ad Astra Aspera

I oppress canadians at all opportunities so you dont have to

Fun fact! I genuinely had to condition myself out of saying Canadia and was only successful maybe a 3 years ago (5 years after this post)

Suppress them harder

You realize you let the piece of shit escape into the US? And that the piece of shit that replaced him has most of his shit (and family?) is also in the US?

I’m sorry that Justin Treudau escaped my grasp and is now dating a pop star who killed a nun

In all fairness, he is a master of disguise. Unfortunately, most of those disguises require blackface.

Man, I love it when people use the symbol of the French Revolution that represented social and political instability until an authoritarian figure and government came in and tried to force everyone under his collective boot...

The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless

“The universal girlhood experience of—“ [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

On a more serious note, if you have specific things you'd like people to do for your funeral, write them down. Especially if you have kids. It helps.

Really? The Tower of Scooby Doo multiple days in a row? Can I have a break?

Not until you internalise the fact that Scooby Doo taught us that the real monsters are humans

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

They're actually a really dark purple

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

The heart wants what the heart wants

this reads like a muppet sketch

You're not wrong

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