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did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

I love when you see a ton of a persons posts that you’re not following but you see them anyways bc one of your mutuals is mutuals with them #mymutualinlaw