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incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly

NOW IS HER TIME!!!!!!! where is SHE????

Oh my god my mutual that I have a parasocial relationship with just reblogged my post, the world is good again for a moment

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

I love being talked over :) I love it when I'm talking and people just interrupt me :) It makes me feel so loved and appreciated :)

Return from the Stars, by Stanislaw Lem, published 1961.

this is wild

life is better when you're not malnourished btw

eating would be fine if it was only a recreational activity. instead, its a horrible sisiphean nightmare and you need to do it every day without fail on threat of pain and death

psychiatrist just finished my evaluation and they said i have a curse most ancient

my feeling with regards to the billie piper cliffhanger was like 'well it's stupid but i suppose if this is what it takes to secure the show's ongoing existence it will be worth it'. consequently i now feel comfortable saying: that was simply fucking stupid wasn't it