not the W slur

gen z deadbeat father who left to get oat milk and a vape

One of my favorite things to do is put a corn tortilla in the air fryer and quickly open it again and again so I can see it flying around like a little alien spaceship

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

they throw regular rats at eachother

I would like to wish people who will bad mouth someone openly in a language they presume they won't understand a very unexpected bilingual encounter.

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

the first woman who saw cave paintings must've felt craaazyyyyyy. she couldn't even reblog them..

well at least im not 11 or 12 or 13 or 14 or 15 or 16 or 17 or 18 or one of those awful years

Fie, I remember my teen years, t’was when I was a squire. Terrible thing those years. I am Johnathan Darksouls

i know you always have my back johnathan darksouls