hey it's you!

the 328th confirmation since march

(even worse there used to be that other girly Kimmy who was an elementary school teacher and was still shipping Valdaya up until the last time I checked in on her, don’t know if she’s still around but wow……..)

@tomdayaqna since when did I steal your job, I can’t handle this, I feel like I should not be reading these words in that order

not according to this but either way, it really does not matter it’s literally any day now, for all we know tz might already be at their first location for fittings and stuff

she used to be a huge Z Stan (still is according to her own definition) and was a huge shipper of Valdaya which is Z when she was 16 with her dancing with the stars dance partner Val who was almost 30 at the time…. 🥲 the reason she has such a huge hate boner for Tom is because when Trevor and Z broke up she was so certain Z would start dating that old man and instead Z found the love of her life from England on the set of Spider-Man

nah babe, not to um actually you but Ernesto said he’ll be constantly on the road for three consecutive (JLo’s movie, and Z’s two movies) press tours for 8 weeks a couple days ago so they’ll definitely start travelling right away

JLo's movie has a London premiere today so I assumed he’d be back in LA by Friday but either way WE ARE HERE!!! it’s tomdaya press tour time 🤧 they’ll be more viral than in 2021

the next 2 months will be very rough

hm... i dont really know, all i think is it'll start anywhere between june 6 or 8

idk just some suggestions

his armpit hair to be exact, men in women fields

*this little word is doing a lot of lifting here, insinuating they’re no longer just dating while at the same time not outright confirming they are married