Jedi-isms
What Jedi say: Emotions lead down a dark path.
What Jedi mean: Calm your tits before you hurt somebody.
What Jedi say: The Force shall reveal the time for action.
What Jedi mean: Nah.
What Jedi say: I sense darkness in you.
What Jedi mean: Hey, asshole.
What Jedi say: The Force works in mysterious ways.
What Jedi mean: Thatās the worst question Iāve ever heard.
What Jedi say: I will meditate on your words.
What Jedi mean: Go fuck yourself.
Clones have this in their reg manuals.
Addendum by Commander Cody;
What Jedi Say: All is as the force wills it
What Jedi Mean: I donāt even fucking know man. No one died tho so itās probably fine.
Addendum by Captain Rex;
What Jedi say: Use the Force
What Jedi mean: Y E E T
Addendum by Commander Gree
What Jedi Say: The path ahead of you is clouded
What Jedi Mean; Good luck dipshit
What Jedi say: I sense a disturbance in the Force.
What Jedi mean: Donāt get too comfy because everything that can go wrong is about to go wrong.
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What Jedi say: May the force be with you.
What Jedi mean: I know youāre about to do something foolish and Iām torn between saying āget rektā or āget itā. Either way, Imma just vibe on the side.
What Jedi say: May the force be with us all.
What Jedi means: Weāre fucked. Better wish for miracle or something.























