We Love The Most Hated Clones Here, Sir

You guys didn't want them to have toys and hobbies. You can't blame him!

Cody, concerned and Wolffe, ready to murder: Can you tell us what the kark happened to you on Coruscant???

Fox:

No, you can’t afford him. Like literally, he was fuckin expensive to grow💀

Happy Star Wars Day 2026 ✨

My Laptop broke, then I got trapped in The Creative Abyss of Doom™ and just recently realized that I haven't posted anything in 10 months (╥﹏╥)

So, here's some Boba to get back into things. And what's better than one Boba? Four Bobas!

+ speed paint

Recipient of a third-degree burn in front of witnesses. IE, "I won't take that shit from a man dressed like a ghostbuster"= "Gostbuster" or "Buster"

A distinctive personal feature or quirk. IE, "Have you noticed how that new guy is always eating bell peppers?" = "Peppers", or "That chick has a massive forehead" = "Forehead".

An embarrassing thing you said or did. IE, "Did you seriously call Dale "Dad"?" = "Junior", "Baby boy", "Sport"

A game of name-mutation telephone. IE, "Donny Clyde" = "Bonnie 'n' Clyde" = "Bonnie" = "Bon-bon".

Irony. IE, calling a tall person "short stack" or a particularly dour person "sunshine".

A 'wrong place wrong time' one-off incident. IE, "He spilled oil on his pants and had to borrow a pair that were way too big and Jim saw him with the waistband pulled up to his nipples and called him 'Parachute'"

A batman-style origin story but not in a cool way: "One time she hit a deer with the company car and when she called the boss to tell her she was crying so hard we thought she was dying" = "Bambi"

The incredibly rare 'admiration' nickname, bourne only once a millennia under the light of the blood moon: "We saw him lift a truck once so now we call him 'iron man'"

+ How Nicknames Stick:

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