MapleBreeze

there's incredible fanfic out there. never kill yourself

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

local customer SHOCKS lemonade stand workers by ordering in FLUENT duck

i hate when tumblr is like heyyyyyy 🥹🥹🥹do u wanna use tagsssss 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 like no fuck off what do u even want me to tag #baseball bat #sawed off shotgun #senseless violence

worship and violence both require your devotion

and your hands

I know I’ve said it before but THIS one is my favourite. THEY’RE WEARING THE SAME SCARF!!! I may expire from a cuteness overload.

can't stop thinking about how hysterical project hail mary would be from rocky's pov when you consider that, by eridian standards, basic human functioning is simultaneously an incredibly hostile and violently perverted body horror fetish nightmare. imagine you make first contact with an alien and it's an apex predator with an obscene number of orifices, made up mostly of toxic substances that it oozes constantly from said orifices, thrives in an unforgivingly cold and suffocating atmosphere, is highly motivated by searching for its next meal + consumes its food publicly in violation of your society's main taboo, and is capable of rapidly transitioning from vulnerable in sleep to alert and in full possession of its faculties at the slightest change in stimuli. grace is in a heartwarming scifi buddy comedy and meanwhile rocky is bonded with and planning on bringing home his species' equivalent of the xenomorph.