Frisbee is a sport

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

The birds have triumphed! The goat is destroyed! Nature is healing!

i love the phrase "great post everyone. hit the showers" because it implies that posting is a sport. which it is

gonna start saying “you couldn’t make x movie today” but for reasons unrelated to political correctness

you couldn’t make Home Alone 2: Lost in New York today because the strict airport regulations put into place after 9/11 make it nigh impossible for a child to simply walk onto the wrong plane

do you think Apollo ever gets tired of throwing those dodgeballs or what

Her mom taught her the ancient lore. This is good.

The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it

It’s about rage, it’s about obsession, it’s about making that two-person war your entire raison d’être. It’s about loving and mistaking it for hatred and loving and loving and loving to the point of destruction. His or yours, it doesn’t matter. And you think seeing him dead at your feet will make you feel better, but all you feel is a whole lot of nothing.

& btw fruit Flies literally spawn spontaneously

you look at a fruit fly and tell me it's ever been anywhere else

13th century posts

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

Our blessed tumblr

A holy site

Not one of the 7 deadly sins, but a secret 8th sin