shut up i'm morally ambiguous

was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time 😭 how many do y’all have in your queue if you use it??

Child in the Enterprise daycare, drawing a picture entitled My Family: "This is me and this is my daddy and this is my daddy's transporter duplicate and this is my mommy and this is the subspace entity that poses as human that used mommy as it's template that calls itself her sister and this is our dog and this is the shape-shifting salt-vampire that snuck on board disguised as our dog but decided it likes dog food better than salt so now we have two dogs."

Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

They just do not make songs like semi charmed life anymore and I'm thinking it must be the difference between today's designer drugs and whatever those guys were bumpin in the 90s

our age of rivalry is heating