BE NOT AFRAID

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

i feel like something inside me has gone moldy

Getting erotically strangled by an increasingly desperate girl who has no grip strength to speak of and enjoying how she sweats and curses and tries not to cry while her fingers get really stiff and sore as she tries ineffectually to dig them into the unyielding flesh of my throat, losing ten breaths for every one she prises out of me and eventually just passing out with her poor red hands cramped hopelessly around my neck (I am a large and essential jar of condiments in this scenario).

blowing myself up with your mind

Remember: if they can regenerate it is completely okay to do as much brutality as you want because they'll just heal it away anyways ^_^