oceans tucked away in her hair

I do think that that gif of Hudson looking confused on various Red Carpets exists in-universe and people use it in essentially the same contexts except that it is, of course, Shane Hollander looking blank at various pressers as yet another reporter asks him some insane run-on sentence of a word salad question. The most popular version of this gif, although there are many, is one into which someone edited #RBF in flashing glittery letters. And because it's broken containment from hockey fandom so thoroughly there are pockets of the world where Shane Hollander is not recognizable as the hockey player of a generation, or as a model, or even as one half of the most infamous outing scandal in sports history but just--the Resting Bitch Face gif guy.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

really struck by how claudia grieving madeleine seems to be the thing that gets most to lestat during the seance. he only starts to cry when claudia tells them that she can’t find her companion, that’s she’s been alone this entire time. and of course this is what would get to him. the thing he fears the most is loneliness. so knowing that his daughter found a companion only to lose her again in death. it’s devastating

just dying at people trying to choose the more ethical country to root for in the Fifa World Cup. arguing about how to ethically cheer for teams in the Fifa World Cup. it’s over

re-watching the original trilogy is great because you really get a sense for how weird luke skywalker is, just how quickly he becomes that weird AND how quickly he commits to it. Like he's honestly pretty chill in a new hope, but the absolute INSTANT he figures out he can move shit with his mind he goes full send on the cryptic off-putting bullshit. Walking around in full black robes, speaking in riddles, aura farming and backflipping whenever physically possible. He's clearly annoyed when he first meets yoda in empire, but he dismisses that pretty quickly in favour of ALSO becoming an over-dramatic space wizard. The combination of his two teachers being yoda and obi-wan kenobi and him being the son of anakin and padme creates the single most intense and fundamentally kind force sensitive perfectly embodying the heart of the jedi order whilst also serving egregious amounts of cunt and being bizarre to be around. He would have THRIVED as a jedi master during the high republic. he would have been every padawan's favourite and every other master's worst nightmare

they'd get scott as a guest judge on US drag race and his opinions would honestly kinda suck. kip's friends don't ever let kip live that down

as much as i poke fun at “tumblr prose,” i will acknowledge that sometimes when you’re writing and you’re really in the groove, you’re really feeling yourself, you’re on your capital-a Author shit, and you write a line that makes you go, “oh yeah, this is the Good Shit. this is so Subtle and Says So Much. this is Characterization. this is Themes and Motifs. you could write a whole essay about this one line. the master of the craft strikes again!” and then a month or whatever later when you’re editing you read over it again with post-write clarity and you realize you wrote some real “people die when they’re killed” bullshit

they just announced all women should eat 4 meals a day and at least 2 nice snacks. they made it the general consensus

Speaking of off-page events I desperately want to see, Ortus says in HtN that he's heard about Glaurica coming back as a revenant, which, given that none of the bubble ghosts seem to know what's gone on outside the river since their deaths, means that at some point he must have had a conversation with Silas.

editing is just you vs. past-you in a duel of questionable comma placement and emotional instability

I have never seen anyone fail upwards the way Miles Vorkosigan fails upwards. Captured. Thrown in a basement. By the time they let him out of the basement he had destroyed his enemy's most precious resource and he had an eight foot tall supersoldier wolfgirl situationship.

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

wifeguy King Arthur and wife who feels completely neutral about her husband Queen Guinevere

Currently really into the ship dynamic of like. Fucking nasty would be less filthy and more normal and less intimate and intense and way less disturbing to walk in on/witness than Whatever The Fuck Is Going On There.