The Simple Things

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

probably gonna go through some weird and unknown phase of my life soon

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

it was my bachelor’s degree 😑

A good shade of green can literally save your life

Of course unfortunately it is morally unforgivable to think about or talk about Star Wars so I will be going to hell

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"