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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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we're not kids anymore.
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i wish i could project this video into the hearts and minds of everyone alive

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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
Are you safe?
Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.
I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.
I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.
A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.
The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.
I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.
…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.
(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)
At first I was afraid (I was petrified) because I thought the End was surely Nigh...
But then I realized I was 100% safe the entire time!
one of my favourite things about my boyfriend is that he's 6'4 but convinced he is a normal sized person and this does not constitute "tall"
once, if not twice, a week the card game shop he plays digimon at upload a top-4 photo best described as "gandalf and the hobbits" and every time he is genuinely baffled as to why he looks like that
told him i made this post and he's still insistent that he isn't tall
bf: i'm not tall! i feel like everyone i see is around the same height as me. like people in the street
me: they aren't
bf: but i can see their faces! if i'm looking at their faces they must be the same height
me: you're looking down slightly babe
bf: why would i do that
me: because you're tall
incidentally the fact i am 5'5 also comes as a shock to him at least once a day and then he inevitably asks if i'm "normally that short"
if you lean in real close you can hear his singular brain cell bouncing around like a windows screensaver
Has your boyfriend got his eyesight checked? Bc when I don’t wear my glasses I’m nice and close to the ground but when I do it’s HOLY SHIT WHY AM I THIS TALL, I’M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS, HELP ME time and it’s genuinelly terrifying.
he wears glasses he's just dumb
update to this post from yesterday:
bf: apparently only 7% of people are over 6' tall me: yes........? bf: that isn't very many. am i tall? me: i cannot believe we are having this discussion again. yes. you are tall. you are still tall. you were tall yesterday. you will be tall tomorrow bf: oh my god i'm tall aren't i me: my love the netherlands is the tallest country in the world and even there average male height is 6' 0.5". you are tall by "kingdom of giants" standards, even. but we live on "shortarse island", so... bf: AM i tall though me: you are 6ft 4
he is he's very pretty
Can he make spinach puffs? Asking for irrelevant reasons....
having watched emperors new groove (it's my favourite) he does understand this reference but also he really loves cooking so you saying this has now prompted him to look up how to make spinach puffs
which is to say that yes, he is kronk
fun fact they're both the same person. same 6'4 boyfriend referred to himself as a short king because he thought it meant a man who really likes wearing shorts
Large dog energy
Hey do you ever get the feeling that you’ll never actually achieve anything of note and that every second of time spent in your life is wasted and every breath taken by you is wasted air. And that even if you achieve anything no amount of praise will ever be enough to convince you that you’re not a failure. And maybe also that if you don’t actually achieve something big in your life that will be remembered then that your life has been a failure and that everything was a waste maybe. Yeah me neither haha but like it’d probably crush the soul at every turn if someone did feel like that frequently.

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James from Team Rocket is a truly complex character and very difficult to understand. At first glance, he appears confident and arrogant, but that's a role he plays as the "Team Rocket villain" and on stage, as explained in episodes DP 139: "A Faux Oak Finish" and DP 146: "Dressed for Jess Success!"
In private, outside his Team Rocket role, he is calm, rather shy, he is very anxious and follows his teammates' ideas even when he doesn't fully agree with their plans.
In the episode "A Hole Lotta Trouble," Brock and Ash tell James that he must learn to assert himself without his teammates.
James had a childhood in the high aristocracy, where he could have anything material he wanted, but his parents gave him no affection, demeaned him, and forced him to follow strict and severe discipline like in the Victorian era. They also forced him into an arranged engagement with Jessiebelle, allowing her to train him with whips. He kept a deep trauma from this period of his life.
He joined Team Rocket to rebel against the rules and proper conduct imposed on him in his childhood.
In an interview, the Japanese voice actors of Team Rocket: Megumi Hayashibara, Inuko Inuyama, and Miki Shinichiro, revealed that Jessie's goal in Team Rocket is to become rich or an important woman (which is why she dislikes Matori), Meowth also wishes to be important by taking the place of the boss's favorite Pokémon, replacing Persian. However, James's objective is solely to support and help his two friends achieve their goals and dreams, making them happy.
When James gains a little confidence in himself or engages in an activity he's passionate about and sure he can succeed, he becomes overly enthusiastic. However, he quickly falls into depression if he fails. An episode that shows this aspect of his personality is 'The Fortune Hunters' when James imagines himself as a powerful Moltres due to the description in a Pokemon horoscope book, which turns out to be false.
He is also willing to wholeheartedly encourage people he admires, like Jessie during her Kalos contests or 'The Royal Mask' (under the pseudonym Fire-Kojiro, reminiscent of when he felt strong and proud like a Moltres).
Yet, when he has to put himself in the spotlight outside of Team Rocket missions, he feels terribly uncomfortable and automatically convinces himself that he will lose or isn't capable (The Battlefield of Truth and Love!, Dressed for Jess Success, Party Dancecapades)."
Unlike Jessie, who thinks she's the best at everything, James has very low self-esteem and undervalues himself: believing for example others can take better care of his own Pokemon like Gardenia with Cacnea or Mareanie with her ex-boyfriend. He also thinks Jessie will be happier with Dr. White than with him in Team Rocket.
As demonstrated in episode 19 of "Pokémon Journeys" - A Talent for Imitation! Jessie is an excellent self-confidence coach, pushing her teammates and Pokémon to go beyond their limits and overcome their fears and apprehensions.
Jessie and Meowth are both invaluable support for James. Through their friendship and the trust they give him, he finally feels loved and respected for who he truly is. They are more than just friends; they are his family!
James may appear naive and childish, often being very emotional and crybaby. Despite this, he excels in a lot of various fields, such as being an excellent technician, a talented actor, a poet, and well-informed about Pokemon… He's also skilled in computer science and hacking. On rare occasions when he's involved in a Pokemon battle or contest, he performs remarkably well.
When he forgot his fear under the effect of adrenaline to protect his Mareanie, he even demonstrated incredible strength!
Even though he is part of Team Rocket, James doesn't have a truly evil nature. In reality, he is a compassionate Pokemon trainer, loving his Pokemon so much that their affection hurts him physically, yet he always lets them show their love to him in this way. 💖
it’s my jaronouns!
The best thing that has happened to the Deltarune community. Pirate Gaster. So my partner and I did the most logical thing.
Wanted Posters.
I did the art, and my partner did the graphic design and put them in the One Piece posters.
That's all yall!
Can’t help but sit here right now and think about some of the people in my life I’ve left behind.
The guy I was more in love with than anything. The guy I’d have done anything for; even if I had no idea how he felt about me. We lost contact for ages, and then we got back in touch, and it was great. And then we lost touch again, and it hurt. And then, we got back in touch, and it felt like the greatest thing in the world. And then we lost touch, and I blocked him. Because the rigmarole was too painful for me to keep going through. And I could unblock him and I could talk to him again, but I don’t even know what I’d say. I don’t know what it’d do for me if I did.
And the woman that I did theatre with. The one who wasn’t always doing so good, at the same time I wasn’t doing so good. The one who I signed a reverse suicide pact with because, damn it, we had our roles and we had everything blocked out and neither of us were allowed to kill ourselves until we got our final grades god damn it. I was kind of a loner for a lot of sixth form, and outside of my one real good friend there who didn’t go to college, kinda lonely. Until I was adopted into the group with some of the other theatre kids; but she wasn’t a part of that group. So when I left, she was just one of the many people I cared about that lost any way of contacting.
And now there’s the woman I’m friends with right now. The one I’d have no way of contacting myself if the group I’m in fell apart. Who I’ve got no way of getting in touch with privately, and who I could ask, but who I just can’t. I can’t because I can’t. Circular reasoning, stupid as it is. Maybe it’s cause I’m scared that getting too close is gonna risk me pushing her away. God knows I’ve done that before. Maybe I’m worried about things actually changing for the worse if I even try to do anything. So I’m willing to do nothing, to exist in the knowledge that we all seem to have a good thing going. Too scared to actually approach the idea of shooting for a better thing in case I miss.
There’s not really a moral to this. It’s not even really a story, never mind a fable or anything like that. ‘S just thoughts, really.
DUNMESHI TOMRORW!

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Hey!
Do you like Pokémon?
Do you like The Magnus Archives?
Well in that case… I’m very sorry because you really deserve a high quality product made by a qualified industry icon who actually knows what they’re doing and who would be able to build a satisfying game experience from an Emerald decomp with recognisable character so and a whole new engaging storyline.
…
But, like. I made this until that happens.
Archimon Emerald is a revamp of Emerald where every Pokémon has been retyped to one of the fourteen (?) Dread Powers from The Magnus Archives! The region has been updated to make every Pokémon from the first three generations available somewhere within it! Gym leaders have been changed to reflect their new typings, and what Pokémon may or may not be good is an entirely different question!
Fourteen brand new types!- Is there a fifteenth? How should I know? I'm just the dev! Why don't you do Dekker proud and figure that enigma out yourself?
Every Pokémon available!- Not all before the post game, and some of them I was real mean about. But you should be able to fill yourself a full Pokédex if you play your cards right!
Gym leaders!- They're different! They're mean. I sure hope you can figure out their weaknesses!
Hoenn's a really neat region!- So why change it too much? Enjoy the Vast, Lonely oceans of the region you know and love, with a new spin!
Tate and Liza hate you!- They hate you for real and will kill you with hammers!
Here are some screenshots to prove I playtested!
There will be bugs and missteps but they should be minor visual hiccups and things I’ve worked around that I have no idea how else to deal with yet. Contact me if there is anything awful that needs me to try and bash.
Below is a link to a patch to be added to Pokémon Emerald to create the game, as well as a documentation sheet and type chart. Also included is a patch to be added to the game to turn it back into Pokémon Emerald just in case you think it sucks.
Available here and here only until PokeCommunity accepts my post! (even though it’s bad because I could not find a template for what I am meant to be doing)
Archimon Emerald - Google Drive
Reblogging on my main because we are now on PokeCommunity!
https://www.pokecommunity.com/threads/archimon-emerald.542783/#post-10992306
I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriarty’s terminal over and over again.
The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.
Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.
My forbidden computer touching ways have caught up with me.
The reason I’m doing this in the first place is that a lot of evil karma options in fallout 3 are just inconvenient. Like I could go out of my way to blow up a city or I could not blow up a city and get a much more convenient free house and keep access to their merchants.
So in order to keep getting the full evil karma experience, every time I do something convenient or utilitarian that raises my karma I go back to Moriarty’s Saloon and just open his terminal over and over again.
Thus, my good boy points are eliminated through repeated computer touching and the regulators here are hunting me down for looking at Moriarty’s personal data a hundred times in a row.
What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.
The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes
And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles
She's being so big and brave.
Some great additions from the comments.

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a rather unfortunate hobby of mine is recreating undertale/deltarune songs so that i can replace the melody with megalovania. i dont know why i do this
like this
i will not be stopping
you and i both know these bars are too far apart to stop me
aaand another one
cant forget this one
probably something like this
[ID: A bunch of Undertale tracks with their instruments set to play Megalovania (Once Upon a Time, mus_st_him, Death by Glamour, Your Best Friend, Temmie Village, Start Menu, and Power of "NEO") with tags reading "#I think this might be illegal actually op #go to undertale jail" and a pic of OP's avatar in Papyrus' shed, and a comment by @cherub-investigation0802 reading "Okay now Im curious of what the inverse is like" with Megalovania set to play Fallen Down. /End ID]
The Magnus Archives X Pokemon
When two fixations COLLIDE
Our boy Jon with his reliable friend
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