another mean hairy dyke

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

"Going a couple hours without eating a single kind of food? No thanks, I would rather kill a child" is such a wildly horrifying take to see MULTIPLE people proudly stating.

I wonder how many people reblogging this scornfully stopped masking circa 2022 because "the high risk will protect themselves" from covid.

going a few hours without eating nuts isn't that big of an ask. and the kid was four years old - she's not old enough to tie her fucking shoes, let alone manage a life-threatening medical condition.

what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

I have a jar at home that has my grandpa's smithereens

(in sex ed class) this is stupid when are we ever gonna need to use this lol