another mean hairy dyke

when heath ledger refused to participate in brokeback mountain skits and said “it’s not a joke to me” that’s how i feel when fast car by tracy chapman is alluded to in almost any context

Aside from being pseudoscientific Malthusian nonsense, the real effect of half the planet dying in the space of a human lifetime would be the complete collapse of civilization, and while I know there’s a few “leftist” idiots who think that’s a good thing, it’s not.

cuz baby tonight... dj got us tiny as fuck again...

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

that's a cat ✅️

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.

jerking off is lowkey boring like allat for not much yk what i mean like that bitch w his boulder

also sorry i’m so tired of people acting like they can have nothing in common with someone a few years older or younger than them. have you never had coworkers who aren’t your exact age. have you never taken an art class with someone thirty years older than you. have you never had a friend. like did covid fry everyone’s brains this badly

ok well maybe her little finger is really cozy and honestly there are worse places to be wrapped around. did you ever think about that

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex