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L + your smithing sucks + you cant hold your ale + nobody seeks the warmth of your hearth

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

can't believe behooves is a real word english is so funny. behooves should mean something horse related. need to email the dictionary people

In light of tumblrs stupid new banned tags I will continue doing just whatever I want

holy shit, how big is the bison then

Enough about girl bosses what about girl losers. Girls who do absolutely nothing.

This is the most metal self-care post I’ve seen in a while.

The world told me to hate myself; I realized the greatest act of rebellion was to love myself

at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom

world heritage post

What’s not apparent from the Dashcon photographs is that the ball pit was more than eight hundred feet deep.

now at an age where i just wanna MAKE shit. bread. candles. baskets. birdhouses. the world isn't my oyster, it's my deluxe lego set.

it’s fat fuck friday

mr. boombastic

skinny bitch sunday……..

love when mages in Skyrim are like "you cannot even conceive of the power I wield!!" like yeah bro that novice frostbite spell making me kinda fresh gonna put my mittens on

“i am a master of the arcane!” okay then why does it say novice necromancer on your health bar then?

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

their what now?

their ‘bussy’ you might say

i might not.