Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

its fine, i don’t care (i care very much) (it’s eating me alive)

ever since i was a little girl i knew fiction would save me

Can I get a eta on “this too shall pass”.

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

(ABBA voice) gimme gimme gimme a man hating bull dyke

get in loser if we’re all going through it might as well do it together

Sometimes I resent the persistent little sliver of hope that forces me to keep going.

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

god. i saw a frog last night which was really nice because i adore frogs but it just made me think about how many i used to see around here as a kid. I can't remember the last time i've actually seen a frog