live by the sea, live while we're young

yeah sorry I crushed your boyfriend with the flat side of my knife to release his aromas. yeah he’s in the soup now

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

I feel so mature sleeping w my tv turned off

What if i put a curse on you lol

Don't even joke about that it isn't funny.

cats b like… i have triangles for ears and i like to touch things with my teeth

who dehydrated my fucking dog

if i was jake gyllenhaal i’d post a selfie wearing that scarf and turn off my phone

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

Oh, to be a mole in a dirt hot tub,,,,,,,

every time i feed my cat i think of who woulge? "dinner" it is my cat.

i can't believe Yahoo Answers is shutting down and we're losing quality content like this

What were they asking though

For understanding