hehe funny gorilla tell me burn down 5g tower

a white family using more paper towels than previously thought possible

i think having an excuse to just beat the hell out of somebody would fix me

*visibly shaking* has anybody else noticed how beautiful everything is?

dosing myself up with a fuckton of muscle relaxants before a first date and just limply and pathetically flopping around on the floor until they feel an instinctual pity and care for me like a sickly baby bird

I really would like this to work out for you

ideologically i disagree with outside cats but i cannot deny the allure of being able to just meet a little guy anytime anywhere

The gays in the local scene always call me mr.new york city because i would always come into the bar with a pizza slice in 1 hand an a coney island style hotdog in my other 1 hand & i would squeeze my arms together to hold a largw cocola & hopefully not spill it (yes i used a long straw to drink it..) usually i would go home right when i finish my snack but 1 time i let a drunk twunk bust on me in the bathroom cuz i liked his devil may care attitude.Hes long dead now & i miss him honestly i just wish i learnt his name so i could have 1 last hot dog in his honor before they run out and shit since they going to be replacing them with BugDogs made out of crickets & roaches smashed into a puddy since that seems to be the way sjws are taking this fcking crazy planet,making us eat dogs made of bugs for no reason other then made up bull shit to make us live in fear? Of what?

girls will have one (1) good day when they convince themselves they've never been unwell in their life and the next day the horrors will return

first base is putting your cigarettes out on each other second base is psychosexual obsession third base is murder-suicide

@warriormale