my dream is to make a statement so true and verifiable that no one could misinterpret it even fi they were trying.
... Instead of end world hunger? What's wrong with you?
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my dream is to make a statement so true and verifiable that no one could misinterpret it even fi they were trying.
... Instead of end world hunger? What's wrong with you?

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What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*
*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*
'minion' -too closely associated with those yellow things
'goon' -linguistic drift gave her a new meaning. i hope her new life is good for her. i miss her.
'henchman' -too gendered. can be shortened to 'hench' in a pinch, but lacks punch.
'servant' -too domestic to apply to all those who serve evil.
'underling, subordinate' -this one only works if they get off on being beneath you and/or you don't properly pay your workers.
'associate' -this one's good for grizzled mercenaries or lone agents but doesn't work good for broad swathes of an organization.
'slave' -same as underling but more intense. really fun for some of the group. unsavory for others in a way that limits the scope of the thing.
'thrall' -only really applies if you're brainwashing them and that's not something i've learned how to do en masse yet
'flunky, toady, stooge, lackey' -these are just insulting, and that isn't conducive to a healthy work environment. imagine going to work and your job title is 'stooge'.
'acolyte' -works for those that worship you, but again. lacks the scope.
'supporter, follower' -unspecific and vague
'assistant, helper, aide' -not sinister at all. just means you're doing things for me. swagless in this manner. could be good if used to describe someone who's so clearly more that as a way to emphasize their obedience via understatement, but that's only useful for a few members of the organization. and even then, 'associate' works better.
'cohort' -untested in the field. suggests an equal footing in the affair, ideal for post-structuralist evil organizations with a bottom-up power structure that's held in the hands of the evil workers themselves. perhaps we'll explore it together?
may I suggest: 'grunt' – time-tested by crime bosses with a variety of goals and organizational mandates. implies a subservient position with none of the innate baggage of lackey et al.
GRUNT IS PRETTY GOOD
okay!
the Habitica dailies you do have to do still
1. feed castille
2. pills
3. pajamas (not a Habitica daily)
we haven’t been sleeping enough. can we try to go to bed on time?
this cavefish has a concept of the passage of time that no other living animal could fathom
“Everyone has the same 24h” yeah right buddy say that to cavefish
almost all animals have set activity and rest patterns and this guy does whatever whenever

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hey, gang.
a while ago (think: months) I spilled iced tea on my bedroom floor under my bedside table.
in the current moment, that patch of floor (wood floors) is sticky and has accumulated bits of feather from a down comforter that sheds.
I would like to de-sticky the floor. could someone please tell me, in small steps, how to do this?
please, as a kindness, no "for next time" advice that revolves around dealing with messes sooner, not even genuinely for next time. I appreciate it.
thank you!
I am trying to figure out whether I have a headache or a migraine because if I have a migraine I should bail on my cousin’s birthday party at a bar and if I just have a headache I should suck it up.
but. what if I accepted the reality of my body today? and did not go.
• Women's boots with red lacing.
Date: ca. 1900
Dramatically declaring "IT BEGINS" even though I know darn well it has in fact been ongoing for some time.
teddy bear manufactured 1906 in germany.
"This bear belonged to the Cattley family who lived in Ealing, west London. The two boys, Gilbert and Donald, and three girls, Nellie, Constance and Maud, were all born between 1885 and 1892. Between them they owned a vast array of soft toys including nine teddy bears. These would have been among the first available bears in England. The children were devoted to their toys. They made beautiful clothes for them, took them on holiday, photographed them and painted their portraits."

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affirmations
I DON'T WANT THIS
I DON'T NEED THIS
I WILL RISE TO THIS OCCASION
THE LAST DAY OF MY LIFE WILL BE SWEET
SOON ALL OF THIS WILL BE A MEMORY
SHIRTLESS BEFORE GOD, YELL ABOUT COCAINE
Everyone look at the quilt my grandma made me!! I’ve actually had it for a few years now but I wanted to post it so y’all could admire it!
If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.
sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport
no worries if not. will be thinking of you regardless
one of my favorite things about Habitica is that they put a RNG reward drop mechanism in my to-do list app. catnip for me specifically
one of my least favorite things about Habitica is. they put a RNG in my to-do list app, give me a goddamn red potion you stupid store-bought reward chemicals machine.

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a rare peaceful night on the starblaster
I have started recording little voice notes at bedtime.
I find it unpleasant that I sometimes don’t get to talk out loud all day.
today I had a couple of little pleasant interactions but I didn’t really get to have a conversation, for example.
voice notes will not address my need for human companionship and I feel wildly hubristic being like “I want an opportunity to talk” but it helps. it does.
the extant voice notes are all addressed to Tumblr and they may very well be posted here when I have my own laptop again (it’s being repaired).
I was like “maybe it’s healthy for me to learn to keep my thoughts to myself” but like, no, it’s not, I’m doing that constantly, actually.