my dream is to make a statement so true and verifiable that no one could misinterpret it even fi they were trying.
... Instead of end world hunger? What's wrong with you?
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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if i look back, i am lost
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my dream is to make a statement so true and verifiable that no one could misinterpret it even fi they were trying.
... Instead of end world hunger? What's wrong with you?

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I think about this cake every day
sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious
OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:
When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.
The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?
This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.
I love a botched cake.
one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said
No One Like You
now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"
for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"
I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts
The Cake Wrecks blog is one that I miss.
My sister took more photos of my dress. I am very happy with how this turned out :)))))
Only one more weekend until the Renaissance Faire!!!!
Honey 🍻
I'm so endeared by the French term for a stray cat being "chat errant." This implies the existence of a stray knight. Or that a chat errant is searching for noble purpose.
toaster, night meds, cat food, toast, bed when you feel nourished.
tomorrow: get through the task before something has the chance to destabilize you. your script is “oh sorry, I was at PT”.
it’s been a worryingly long time since you’ve had a real full-tilt Writing Day also. Saturday? soon.
right now: toaster

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thinkin about my doggie a lot 💜 did a lil brush pen doodle of her
if you want to do a swim tomorrow you’ve gotta go to bed so you’re rested when the alarm goes
you seem avoidant for a girl who’s so hungry to experience the full breadth of human connection
big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave
not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys
if you get up and look after your lovely little cat animal, you can play alpacas afterward for a bit

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kindness is punk rock, beef bulgogi is dub techno and a paperclip is turkish black sea region folk music
Catstronomy - Lim Heng Swee.
Summoning a demon to do your bidding but you’ve been so hyper focused on demon summoning for so long that your living space is a disaster and you look deeply unwell and the demon is like damn bitch you live like this? And claims it can’t carry out your orders until you are a “a master worthy of my service” and then it starts vacuuming

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imagine a goat with a hat
STOP-
what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
The reason you can't be the next J R R Tolkien isn't because you don't have the talent, but because you're not the right kind of unwell. Tolkien wasn't bent for fantasy worldbuilding; he was bent for constructed languages, and got into fantasy worldbuilding in order to provide a material context in which to ground the notional evolution of the languages he invented. If you want to be the next Tolkien, you can't start with the worldbuilding; you've gotta find something extremely specific to fixate on, and develop it in such depth that inventing a world to contain it is genuinely the most logical next step.