GreatnessWithoutEnvies

Xie Lian: San Lang is obsessed with me; this is the best day of my life!

he has no problems becoming a guy and hes like anyone would be comfortable as the opposite gender wouldnt they? this is just the role i have to play now

#don't ask why because I don't know

Luo Bingge: *squints* ... You've never been pregnant.

Liu Mingyan: Raised my brother from the dead, spell went wrong so he's little.

Luo Bingge: Ah. Ok. Uh... How?

Liu Mingyan: Blackmailed Sha Hualing into letting me into the Holy Mausoleum.

Liu Qingge: Hey! We should fight!

Liu Mingyan: *glares at Bingge so hard his hair nearly catches fire*

Luo Bingge: ...maybe when you're older.

Liu Qingge: Awww! Palace full of demons and none of them will fight me, it's boring here!

Luo Bingge: ...wait, blackmailed with what?

#he remembers being an adult but has tween brain so he's acting a little immature

#Liu Mingyan does what she wants and Luo Bingge lets her

"Ex-fucking-scuse me??" Luo Binghe says. Rightfully so, who the hell am I to question him?

"Look if you keep this up people are going to start thinking it's all you can cook ok? And if you can only cook one thing you aren't actually a good cook are you?"

#though I did make a conscious decision for the Mobei Yuan fic that he was only allowed to make it once- and I don't think he has yet

The entire court is looking for presents, and at first they try to get Fengqing to make recommendations, but those two are completely convinced that every question is from a spy acting on behalf of the other to get them to reveal their present so they can plot to get something better and so of course they will not say shit. At some point, a random official remembers he’s a Sword Guy and a freaking Martial God, so they finally chill like, oh yeah, we know what to do with those kinda guys.

2nd gif: nhs silently asking if they’re going to be polite. Nmj still thinking about it

me, my boyfriend and his evil ass dog that wants me dead.

The both of them travel together because of plot reasons (they’re from modern times) and they end up visiting Cang Qiong because sect leader Yue Qingyuan (Wolf, maybe? Maybe a tiger though,,, :3) heard that they have a good relaxant for felines and YQY wants to purchase some for Shen Qingqiu (wildcat… maybe a clouded leopard :3).

Anyways XF ends up selling SY’s personal catnip rather than the relaxant he was supposed to. Now, catnip isn’t widespread across the mortal realm, so nobody really recognizes it (plus it’s bundled up so even if I go the feline YQY route he doesn’t get a sniff of it so he can’t gauge the effects). SY’s not there to correct him because he’s like on other peaks (specifically MQF’s) trading whatever stock he didn’t leave XF to carry (just some personal things like his catnip and his own relaxants and a few toys, things usually not for sale). YQY gives it to Mu Qingfang (idk what he is yet) because he knows SQQ won’t take it if he knows it’s from YQY directly.

Anyways SQQ decides to brew some tea with the herbs before a meeting and he shows up high as a kite. Like his tail is quirked up and he keeps walking past Yue Qingyuan and brushing the man’s face with the tip of his tail. Liu Qingge (idk what I want him to be, should he also be a cat ?:3) stands up abruptly to say something but Shen Qingqiu looks at him, the finger being pointed in his face, and leans forward to headbutt against Liu Qingge’s hand. He’s purring so loudly and when they finally get him in his seat he’s grooming his tail and he starts grooming Yue Qingyuan’s tail as well and he’s oh so very affectionate that everyone is scared. SQQ doesn’t even avoid MQF, in fact he’s extra sweet to MQF who gave him the catnip.

Because it's literally these 3 guys who have disguised themselves from this 1 guy to go hang out with him. 2 of them know who each other is and also immediately recognised who the third guy is but don't have any proof to back it up. And the third guy also knows exactly who they are but he doesn't care and doesn't even wanna interact with them because he got beef with them.