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the fact that binghe and tlj are "just some dude sqq knows" to each other, especially tlj. SQQ out of his mind like this... this freak nerd theatrekidcore cunty diva is the demon emperor/huan hua palace master's father MY binghe's (to be dissected when he has time for it) father, have u no remorse, have u no sympathy for ur own child, have u no regrets? and tlj is just like, "i dont know him like that" and proceeds to try and set sqq up with zzl

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”