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Sitting in an office waiting to be called, and they've got this older movie playing- something about a daring pilot and a sexy nurse during world war ll, just as america started getting involved in it.
And well...I had a thought. A thoughty thought that only someone obsessed with Bingqiu would have ever thoughted.
THAT'S RIGHT, BINGBING HAVING THE HOTS FOR HIS SUPERIOR OFFICER! What, did you think Shen Yuan was going to be a nurse?
Okay, jokes aside, I think if this was Bingyuan, it would totally be "Binghe (pilot) meets Shen Yuan (hot nurse) and they fall in love in the midst of war!" But I am compelled by the much more saucy narrative of forbidden romance between a commanding officer and his (very very willing) subordinate. Like, imagine! Shen Qingqiu on the front lines, Binghe somewhere behind him but maybe too far away to notice the enemy has a clear shot, and boom! Shen Qingqiu's been shot! Insert terribly dramatic scene of Bingbing crying and begging SQQ not to close his eyes and then abandoning the front lines to carry his man away to the nearest nurse. Shen Qingqiu is very embarrassed about it later. Binghe is too busy trying his best to take the nurses' job to care about things like shame.
....hey. do you guys think bingzu ever purposely did shit as the system that would piss sqq off just so he could indulge in his beloved of another life insulting him with full feeling?
Super interesting post! I guess I need to read orv and hlvrai!
if you're looking for hs & svsss similarities, I like how they (and also the locked tomb) explicitly invite fans into the story by making AUs part of their worldbuilding (the characters literally meet alternate versions of themselves; dreams, dreambubbles and world travel gives you canon mechanisms to change the world; not to mention in both of them fans (SY and Calliope) end up (re)writing the story that they are a fan of).
And on a sillier note, in both hs and svsss the author ends up stuck inside the story as a pathetic side character who's in love with a cool, mean, blue character. :D
Speaking of which, ever since your henchwoman SQH fic mentioned SQH having an AO3 account, I've been thinking about her fics. How she really just wants to write fic about Equius, the ideal man, but those fics don't get any kudos so she ends up writing about Vriska instead. (Also I'm imagining peerlessCucumber typing "Vriska did nothing wrong!")
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The first homestuck anon is a genius (this is a different anon) holy frick
Cumplane would absolutely be kismesis
I wonder if SY would be austipicing BingLiu cause those two would Def be kismesis too (It's been years I forgot how to write those words)
Now for the flushed quadrant for the Cucumber... I honestly can't think of just a single person to fill it. LQG would be good but hmmmmmm. My brain very helpfully keep repeating Six Balls so Β―β \β _β (β γβ )β _β /β Β―
I have fantastic news, which is that I made a quadrant chart a few months ago lmao but this chart has redrom bingqiu instead of palerom! I do 100% stick by pitch cumplane and sqq being the auspistice for bingliu lsdkfjlksdjf "the only thing keeping us from killing each other is our mutual affection for a third guy" is textbook ashen relationships to me!
also Six Balls β₯ Shen Qingqiu is making me scream sldkfjlksdfj
I independently came to v. similar conclusions as your excellent quadrant chart!! I'm a fan of putting triads into Aβ₯οΈBβ οΈCβ¦οΈA triangles, I find them v. aesthetically pleasing and I think they're probably viewed as a particularly good configuration in troll culture.
So, when he ends up in a SQQβ₯οΈLBHβ οΈLQGβ¦οΈSQQ situation, of course SQQ thinks "ah yes, we are all so well matched and happy, this is the perfect relationship for us!"
In actuality LQG and SQQ are terrible moirails. Their feelings jams consist of just cuddling as SQQ chats about inconsequential matters, meanwhile LQG is silent the whole time, just blushing furiously, until SQQ shifts the wrong way and then LQG always runs off for some reason???
But of course SQQ can't allow himself to consider the possibility of having 2 people in the same quadrant. He's got nothing against quadrant smearing relationships, but it's just not for him. Clearly the fondness that he and LQG feel for each other must be pale!
The fact that many of his pitch dates with SQH may look more like feelings jams to an outsider than his official feelings jams with LQG is NOT quadrant smearing! ("It's normal for kismeses to help and support each other sometimes" is this universe's SQQ's equivalent of "it's not gay to...") After all, they're in a unique situation.
"Airplane-bro, you're only person who can really understand me, you know."
He says that incredibly pale-romantic thing to SQH's face and it's a one-hit K.O. SQH's pale-pitch feelings are overflowing - he's both incredibly touched and wants to throttle him for being so fucking oblivious.
What I'm saying is, in this universe SQQ didn't just try to find a nice matesprit for Binghe. Now he keeps trying to set up LQG with a nice matesprit and SQH with a nice moirail even though that's what both feel towards him π the 3 of them should form a support group or something
THAT SAID!!! Pale Bingqiu anon, you are so smart! An AU where SQQ rescues LBH from the Abyss or like finds him directly after he gets out or something would be so good for pale porn! SQQ would have to do SO MUCH cleaning, healing, soothing and pacifying - and would still only undo the very surface level of all of the damage that he himself inflicted onto his precious white lotus - and knowing that he will never be able to undo it all!
Or if it goes like in canon, the 5 years of SQQ's death would be even sadder - Binghe in the most heart-wrenching feelings jam with an unresponsive corpse???? "Shizun, I'm SO ANGRY and you're the only one who could help me, won't you look at me?")
I think maybe pale Bingqiu would be even more unhinged, at least in the first years after Maigu Rigde. Instead of sex marathons every 3 days, would Binghe be hysterically crying/raging every 3 days? (but not more often because he thinks that Shizun will leave him if he's too much?)
This one is a Homestuck AU: Binghe is planning to overthrow the old Empress who has reigned for 1000s of years and become Empress himself, because he sees no other way to protect his beloved SY. Binghe is an aquatic species and SY is a nerd, so their dates mostly happen in pools. SY's hobby is defending Binghe online and here he's telling Binghe about how he took down a particularly egregious attack.
This is my take on @donnadonera 's Homestuck Bingqiu designs! Crossover details:
Binghe:
Raised to think he was a burgundy blood (lowest class), discovered he's actually secretly a fuchsia blood (highest class). He's a mutant, he looks burgundy on land but turns fuchsia when in water, probably because of like, oxygenation or something. He has the superpowers of both classes (burgundy telekinesis + fuchsia immense physical strength/durability) to parallel his "unscientific" dual cultivation systems in SVSSS, and that's how he wins a fight against an immensely old and powerful Empress. He has covered himself in jewelry in SY's color as soon as he gained access to funds!
He's a Peixes, Prince of Blood, Derse dreamer.
SY:
A jadeblood (social class tasked with taking care of children) who was secluded in the breeding caverns with the Internet being his only outlet for as long as he could, but finally left to meet Binghe after befriending him online. It's good that he's a rainbow drinker (vampire), cause he'd have died several times otherwise...
His current (self-assigned) job is Binghe's social media manager, which for him means defending Binghe's personality, mutant blood, right to rule etc online. Very passionately and angrily.
His symbol is "Virus", the sign of the adaptable. He's an Heir of Breath, Prospit dreamer.
And also, bonus: Binggeyuan. They're the Beforus version of these characters!
- Beforus SY grows up to be an adult and gains the title The Peerless Cucumber (HOW is that the perfect adult troll title???).
- Binghe is a hapless little grub (baby/toddler) who's being taken care of by the washerwoman, his lusus (animal with a child-rearing instinct) (maybe she's some kind of raccoon, because they also wash things?). But she's weak and sickly, and dies while he was still too little to survive on his own.
- That's when The Peerless Cucumber accidently stumbles upon this incredibly pitiful mutated little rustblood grub. At first he takes an interest because of the mutation - what a weird little creature! As a jadeblood with researcher tendencies, he thought he had catalogued all sorts of weird types of grubs, but this one's new! So he picks it up and starts to observe it, or at least that's what he tells himself, while in fact he very quickly starts treating this little grub as his baby and not as a research project.
- The grub grows up to become Bingmei. The Peerless Cucumber helps him discover his fuchsia blood (maybe it looks rust when he's on land but turns fuchsia when he's underwater, due to like, oxygenation or something?), and devises a strategy to survive being found out as a mutant, namely, to kill the empress and become empress instead.
- And Binghe's reign is comparatively merciful, for example, they outlaw killing mutant grubs. But fell apart when The Peerless Cucumber died? Which, I guess, even rainbow drinkers might die from old age?
- Do you think SY/The Peerless Cucumber is quadromantic? I think at least on Beforus, with the Freudian backstory, they'd definitely end up in some kind of "their love transcended the quadrants" situation. But even in the post-scratch session I think believing all of his relationships nust nearly fall into quadrants would be a good parallel to his comphet. More on SY's quadrant vacillation and comphet!
The homestuck fan in me really wants to see fic where Bingmei blackflirts with Bingge and teases him, especially if Bingmei is bigger and stronger than Bingge due to getting better nutrition and training. I want to see Bingge be gently bullied a bit too, maybe with immortal binding cables. SQQ is probably off to the side mesmerized.
YESSSSS. i am truly not immune to selfcest, and i love that you put it as blackflirting lol that is exactly what it would be, very pitch vibes. I mean, that's already basically what demon flirting is like if mobei-jun and sha hualing are any indication! bingge getting tied up and bullied is such a mental image too.... i think if bingmei bullied him apart and shen qingqiu gently him back together, that would basically be therapy for bingge. just like a soft reset on junshang's brain <3
πππ I love that! LBHβ οΈLBH is such a good ship, and even better with SQQ
I imagine the first time Bingmei starts blackflirting with Bingge (unplanned, without talking to SQQ about it first) SQQ's immediate thought is "β£οΈβ£οΈβ£οΈALERT!β£οΈβ£οΈβ£οΈ gotta break it up! this is dangerous!" - because he is very Kanaya coded To Me (not only because of the jade green, the motherhood, the virginity, the fact that apparently virgo is literally his zodiac sign??) and therefore I headcanon him as being overly enthusiastic about auspisticising. But also this is just sensible, there's hardly anything more likely to cause mass destruction than an angry OP protagonist - except for 2 of them!
HOWEVER, he physically cannot bring himself to move or speak because this is the hottest thing he has ever seen and he's in complete "instead of brain there is binghe" mode
And then they talk about it and your excellent tags come to passπ
The homestuck fan in me really wants to see fic where Bingmei blackflirts with Bingge and teases him, especially if Bingmei is bigger and stronger than Bingge due to getting better nutrition and training. I want to see Bingge be gently bullied a bit too, maybe with immortal binding cables. SQQ is probably off to the side mesmerized.
YESSSSS. i am truly not immune to selfcest, and i love that you put it as blackflirting lol that is exactly what it would be, very pitch vibes. I mean, that's already basically what demon flirting is like if mobei-jun and sha hualing are any indication! bingge getting tied up and bullied is such a mental image too.... i think if bingmei bullied him apart and shen qingqiu gently him back together, that would basically be therapy for bingge. just like a soft reset on junshang's brain <3
πππ I love that! LBHβ οΈLBH is such a good ship, and even better with SQQ
I imagine the first time Bingmei starts blackflirting with Bingge (unplanned, without talking to SQQ about it first) SQQ's immediate thought is "β£οΈβ£οΈβ£οΈALERT!β£οΈβ£οΈβ£οΈ gotta break it up! this is dangerous!" - because he is very Kanaya coded To Me (not only because of the jade green, the motherhood, the virginity, the fact that apparently virgo is literally his zodiac sign??) and therefore I headcanon him as being overly enthusiastic about auspisticising. But also this is just sensible, there's hardly anything more likely to cause mass destruction than an angry OP protagonist - except for 2 of them!
HOWEVER, he physically cannot bring himself to move or speak because this is the hottest thing he has ever seen and he's in complete "instead of brain there is binghe" mode
And then they talk about it and your excellent tags come to passπ
The homestuck fan in me really wants to see fic where Bingmei blackflirts with Bingge and teases him, especially if Bingmei is bigger and stronger than Bingge due to getting better nutrition and training. I want to see Bingge be gently bullied a bit too, maybe with immortal binding cables. SQQ is probably off to the side mesmerized.
YESSSSS. i am truly not immune to selfcest, and i love that you put it as blackflirting lol that is exactly what it would be, very pitch vibes. I mean, that's already basically what demon flirting is like if mobei-jun and sha hualing are any indication! bingge getting tied up and bullied is such a mental image too.... i think if bingmei bullied him apart and shen qingqiu gently him back together, that would basically be therapy for bingge. just like a soft reset on junshang's brain <3
πππ I love that! LBHβ οΈLBH is such a good ship, and even better with SQQ
I imagine the first time Bingmei starts blackflirting with Bingge (unplanned, without talking to SQQ about it first) SQQ's immediate thought is "β£οΈβ£οΈβ£οΈALERT!β£οΈβ£οΈβ£οΈ gotta break it up! this is dangerous!" - because he is very Kanaya coded To Me (not only because of the jade green, the motherhood, the virginity, the fact that apparently virgo is literally his zodiac sign??) and therefore I headcanon him as being overly enthusiastic about auspisticising. But also this is just sensible, there's hardly anything more likely to cause mass destruction than an angry OP protagonist - except for 2 of them!
HOWEVER, he physically cannot bring himself to move or speak because this is the hottest thing he has ever seen and he's in complete "instead of brain there is binghe" mode
And then they talk about it and your excellent tags come to passπ
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Thinkin about Binghe learning to shape shift and the first thing he does is stand in front of a mirror, make himself look like Shen Qingqiu, and then have whole conversations where Binghe is both praised and then given head pats, and then told he's been a very bad- COUGH excuse me I think the bingqiu-longing is getting to me.
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