Professional Lan Wangji Enjoyer

By breaking wwx's back in a different- but equally intense- way then normal

one must imagine sisyphus in margaritaville

But what if it was Tantalus?

sigh having no money is no fun when you don’t have a hot and sexy rich husband to buy shit for you :(

Its true 😔

Beautiful women named “flash flood warning” in my area. I’m going to go outside to meet them <3

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goodness you don’t say??! in the bog??? :O

@bog-bat-incooking-school

how dare you bring your undead alter ego into this 🫵

You're the one who mentioned bogs!

i forgot that i knew i guy who lived there!!

Smh forgetting about the bog body. How rude

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goodness you don’t say??! in the bog??? :O

@bog-bat-incooking-school

how dare you bring your undead alter ego into this 🫵

You're the one who mentioned bogs!

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goodness you don’t say??! in the bog??? :O

@bog-bat-incooking-school

I'm sensing that someone needs to see this

You're first mistake was being in Broken Arrow

The main difference between me and Wei Wuxian is that his brain is on 😏😈🤭 and my is 😈🤭😏

Also he wants to he a sugar baby and I want to be a black widow

Bullshit, you want to be HGJ’s sugar baby

He is the exception. Every other man better have a 6 figure insurance policy before they talk to me

The main difference between me and Wei Wuxian is that his brain is on 😏😈🤭 and my is 😈🤭😏

Also he wants to he a sugar baby and I want to be a black widow