Professional Lan Wangji Enjoyer

I don't know how you can't believe it, seeing as you are Wei Wuxian.

If I was Wei Wuxian I'd have a rich husband

You're incooking-school. You're still in his oblivious school era. You'll get there

I'M THIRTY-ONE

Oblivious School Era can happen at any age given the different levels of schooling. Being 31 doesn't negate the Oblivious School Era.

😭😭😭

but riddle me this. if you weren’t wei wuxian you wouldn’t be so hopelessly attracted to hanguang-jun.

@l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft are you Wei Wuxian?

... FUCK!

I don't know how you can't believe it, seeing as you are Wei Wuxian.

If I was Wei Wuxian I'd have a rich husband

You're incooking-school. You're still in his oblivious school era. You'll get there

I'M THIRTY-ONE

Oblivious School Era can happen at any age given the different levels of schooling. Being 31 doesn't negate the Oblivious School Era.

😭😭😭

but riddle me this. if you weren’t wei wuxian you wouldn’t be so hopelessly attracted to hanguang-jun.

@l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft are you Wei Wuxian?

I don't know how you can't believe it, seeing as you are Wei Wuxian.

If I was Wei Wuxian I'd have a rich husband

You're incooking-school. You're still in his oblivious school era. You'll get there

I'M THIRTY-ONE

Oblivious School Era can happen at any age given the different levels of schooling. Being 31 doesn't negate the Oblivious School Era.

😭😭😭

I don't know how you can't believe it, seeing as you are Wei Wuxian.

If I was Wei Wuxian I'd have a rich husband

You're incooking-school. You're still in his oblivious school era. You'll get there

I'M THIRTY-ONE

Too late

I don't know how you can't believe it, seeing as you are Wei Wuxian.

If I was Wei Wuxian I'd have a rich husband

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

i think lan wangji has big voluptuous boobs and he should let me see them 👀

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

the fact that bingqiu canonically have extremely bad sex is just so so so good and funny

@bat-incooking-school

The bar is on the floor

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems