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fluteguy-weiwuxian

believe it or not ☝️ being faced with the vastness of the universe and the reality of multiverses is not even the weirdest thing i’ve ever seen!

cryptidstatusbreached

Was the weirdest thing you've seen the reality where Lan SiZhui and Lan JingYi are literal phoenix-dragon twins, except Lan SiZhui is a girl while Lan JingYi is still a boy? And Lan SiZhui was the dragon while Lan JingYi was the phoenix?

fluteguy-weiwuxian

you know what??

that was DEFINITELY in the top five ☝️

#bro what

overthinkingmoth

all my mutuals are posting fish danmei is this a sign

bat-incooking-school

🤨

recoil-operated-deactivated2021

Will you be seeing red after taking this quiz?

I can only read “dogs” and only see anything in one other. I see nothing in any other.

bunjywunjy

8/10 but fuck, OW.

stevolteon

8/10 also!

painkillerscoffeeandcathair

9/10. The last one was invisible to me.

rowles6

6/10 kinda hard

bat-incooking-school

5/10 yall they straight up lying on some of these

arection

Did they just become boy friends

ygio

yes,

bat-incooking-school

This is actually a common misconception

They've been boyfriends for awhile before this.

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overthinkingmoth

tgcf season 3 summoning circle

#🫲#😐#🫱

seclusion-withlanxichen

They are inventing headaches every day the likes of which have never been experienced before

bat-incooking-school

Nurtec, my beautiful wife, protect me from the new headaches

need-him-pregnant-poll

If Gomez Addams wins over Starscream, I will write a fic where a freshly (possibly not yet knowing) pregnant Wei Wuxian somehow winds up in the Addams' universe at the same time as Gomez is starting to show with baby Addams.

I will write him essentially being emotionally adopted by the Addamses and having pregnancy bro shenanigans with Gomez.

Think about it! Grandmama feeding Wei Wuxian because he's too skinny. Morticia and him in the greenhouse growing black and red lotus and sentient radishes. FESTER AND WEI WUXIAN EXPERIMENTING TOGETHER.

Vibing with Cousin It, accompanying Lurch on the organ with Chenqing, THE SHENANIGANS HE'D GET UP TO WITH THING.

Imagine Wei Wuxian meeting Wednesday and being reminded of Wen Qing, helping Pugsley with various trap builds, Pubert's still a toddler but he's really into animal bones so Wei Wuxian reanimates a few small dinosaur skeletons for him.

And of course at some point Lan Wangji shows up and now Wei Wuxian is too far along for dimensional travel so it's wangxian chillin' with the Addams Family until 100 days after Wei Wuxian gives birth.

I will write this if Gomez defeats Starscream. He doesn't even have to win the whole tournament. He just has to beat the decepticon.

This is such a crackish crossover idea and I'm thoroughly intrigued. Would love to read it! 😂

shuravf

Another cover magazine!

wu-zetian-of-zhou

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MDZS Food Safety Verse follwers:

Do you have a post or idea that you think is sus and needs to be refuted?

Is there a topic you'd like to see debated by the... brilliant minds of the MDZS characters?

Is that Wei Wuxian still trying to say his name is Mo Xuanyu?

Do you think most things are up to debate?

Well now, you can submit posts to our esteemed Jiang-zongzhu and his plucky "Second-In-Comand" Zhúxióng Daoren!

fluteguy-weiwuxian

i ♥️ my boring ass husband

foodsafety-withmoxuanyu

Me too!

bdsm-with-madam-yu

i don't.

discipline-with-thevioletspider

I would if I could trust the lout.

lawsuits-with-jinzixun

I am actually having a discounted price for divorces this month, 20% off! (I promise that is what your husband will be left with)

bdsm-with-madam-yu

So I land on the streets in dishonour? No thank you!

bat-incooking-school

Hear me out

Just kill the guy and take his money

orange-sora

Things I have in common with Jin Guangyao-

Stunning dimples

Experience falling down the stairs

Righteous anger at the unfairness of it all

orange-sora

I was looking at the Buddha's head on the side table next to my bed and realised this unfortunately is similar to having Da-ge's head in the secret chambers. So there's that too.

orange-sora

bat-incooking-school

Oh when someone accuses YOU of being a mdzs character THAT'S too far

orange-sora

If you're Wei Wuxian, you get Lan Wangji and eternal swag. If I'm Jin Guangyao, I get killed by my bros and die in disgrace. WITH HAT HAIR! That's going to be my afterlife look!!!

bat-incooking-school

🤣

fluteguy-weiwuxian

i ♥️ my boring ass husband

foodsafety-withmoxuanyu

Me too!

bdsm-with-madam-yu

i don't.

#fuck avengers endgame #this is the real crossover event

orange-sora

Things I have in common with Jin Guangyao-

Stunning dimples

Experience falling down the stairs

Righteous anger at the unfairness of it all

orange-sora

I was looking at the Buddha's head on the side table next to my bed and realised this unfortunately is similar to having Da-ge's head in the secret chambers. So there's that too.

orange-sora

bat-incooking-school

Oh when someone accuses YOU of being a mdzs character THAT'S too far

#silly #btw

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orange-sora

Things I have in common with Jin Guangyao-

Stunning dimples

Experience falling down the stairs

Righteous anger at the unfairness of it all

orange-sora

I was looking at the Buddha's head on the side table next to my bed and realised this unfortunately is similar to having Da-ge's head in the secret chambers. So there's that too.

bat-incooking-school

I lost my Nefertiti head last time I moved 😔

orange-sora

Must be hard to sleep without the emotional support head. :(

bat-incooking-school

One day we'll go to the famous people's head store

wu-zetian-of-zhou

Oh so when a male emperor gathers a veritable horde of women for his concubines it's fine.

But when I, Emperor Wu Zetian, holy and divine ruler of heaven and also a woman, take two men-

bdsm-with-madam-yu

Silence the critics, bixia. You have every right to have several concubines.

fooddanger-withniehuaisang

Question: What are the responsibilities of a male concubine? Asking for… no reason whatsoever of course

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