"Avengers....... Assemble"

wrong tyre strategy (only driver that kept two hards) + two slow pit stops (4.7s n 6.2s) he was p20 at one point

Miami Sprint:

unsafe release caused a crash in the pitlane = 10s penalty (team error) which ofc also caused a slow pit stop (5.4s)

Monaco GP:

embarrassing tyre strategy that probably cost him a chance of a podium

Spanish GP:

wrong tyres (hards) after the safety car + bad call from the team causing a valid crash out that gave him a 10s penalty

Austrian GP:

gasly caused a yellow flag in quali which stopped max from completing his lap (p7) + kimi crashed him out in the opening lap in the race

Silverstone GP:

wrong setup (car was set up for dry in wet race conditions)

Belgian GP:

instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

You know, I hadn't actually thought about it, but maybe I can squeeze that convo in somewhere? 🤔

Max: What does one mean when they refer to someone as hot?

Charles: They probably want to fuck them.