im a mcfreakin’ mess

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that’s my OPINION!!!!

Unfriendly fucking reminder that the best predictor of mass shootings is not mental illness, but being an angry young white man who has recently experienced rejection and has easy access to guns.

Bringing this back because it makes terrible people angry. And I’ll add a note to all the people saying “But you’d have to be mentally ill to do that!”: Mental illness is, by definition, abnormal. Does “mediocre white boy is so entitled that he resorts to violence when told no” really sound particularly unusual to you?

I devoted my entire graduate studies and thesis on mass school shootings, multiple murderers, and criminal psychology and I can tell you that this is in fact completely true and is suported by an unbelievable amount of emperical, quantifiable data that I slaved over for years. 💯

Publish that paper.

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not for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The bird’s name is Dog Water

I hate it when people say “science ruined dinosaurs” as though dinosaurs are just some pop culture monster invention and not real things that existed and that we are continuing to make new discoveries about

Amen

Listen I don’t care if you think feathers on a dinosaur look stupid if a 9 ton apex predator is coming at you at 25 mph, you’re not going to laugh at its feathers. YOU’RE GOING TO HAUL ASS

WERE DODOS THAT BIG? I always just assumed they were like guinea fowl

Your dog and husband look so happy. Who the hell is that guy with glasses tho?

Wow heteronormativity and compulsory heterosexuality look real cute on kids.

Being the gay cousin

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