Siri (she/her) ✩ 40s ✩ Writer ✩ Fangirl ✩ Stargazer ✩ Shameless Hoe Queen ✩ Prolific Ruiner of Undergarments ✩ Basement Wifing Enthusiast ✩ Lady of Perpetual Hoeing ✩ Monster Lover ✩ Panty Slayer ✩ Masterlist & side blog for new fic notifications linked in my pinned post ✩ REQUESTS ARE CLOSED ✩ 18+ blog! ✩ Instead of serial liking, reblog or comment to support writers.
Hello! I'm Siri (she/her). Welcome to my blog! I write Chris Evans characters x Fem!Reader fanfic, with a little monster loving fic thrown in. So pull up a chair, have your backup panties on standby, and settle in for some shameless hoeing 😘
Access my masterlist here.
↠ Conquered (Steve Rogers x F!Reader x Ari Levinson)
↠ Mercy 6 (Jake Jensen x F!Reader)
↠ Give & Take Drabbles (Steve Rogers x F!Reader)*
↠ Broken Home (Frank Adler x F!Reader x Nick Vaughan)
↠ The Full Birthday Experience (Steve Rogers x F!Reader)
↠ A Soft Touch (Andy Barber x F!Reader)
↠ Security Enabled (Steve Rogers x F!Reader)
↠ Down Time (Curtis Everett x F!Reader)
↠ Unwelcome (Ari Levinson x F!Reader)
↠ Happy Birthday (Curtis Everett x F!Reader)
*This work is a short riff, drabble, or hoe thought vs a longer oneshot or series chapter.
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↠ Please do not pressure me for fic updates or status check ins. I do not write on a schedule, nor do I adhere to deadlines because it sucks all the fun out of writing for me. I write my stories when I have the time, energy, and inspiration.
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I'm so lucky to have such a fun friend to play with, even when you call me things like angst gremlin. 🤭
I'm sending over a few gifts, I hope they arrive at your door safely.
I hope you have the very best day!!!
Thank you, Kris! You are my most favorite angst gremlin (affectionately). I’m so excited to read your story later!!!! And thank you for the gifts. I shall cherish them always 🤭❤️
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SIRI!!!!!!! 🎉🎂🥳🎁🎊🎈💜 I hope you have a great day!
Thanks, Rach! It’s been a good day so far. I had breakfast with a friend then did some fall candle shopping 😌 Now I’m at home relaxing and pondering what I’ll order for my birthday dinner tonight 🤭
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Most of next week's stories are going to be random because I'm going to finish up a couple of chapters that I've already started (Royal Mess and Special Needs)
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Happy birthday, lovey!!! 🥳🥳🎉🎊 May your new age be full of happiness, good health, serenity, joy and abundance, and may your hoe fairy dust never run out ✨️✨️
Sending some beefcakes for you to enjoy 😘
yes, you get both TFA!Steve and Nomad!Steve 😌 treat yourself 💅
You’re so good to me. I just want to lounge in the center of this cuddle puddle and have them all compete for my attention bwahaha 🤭❤️🤭
omg I almost legit forgot about party favors! And for Superior AI verse my beloved 😩 don’t look at me!!
Superior AI Custom Order Request:
1) Your CE!babe of choice (If you’d rather I pick the babe for you, let me know).
Not gonna lie, part of me is curious about a Mr. Freezy AI, but I think that’d be too scary. 🫣 Maybe Curtis? Or whoever sparks inspiration. You can pick. I’m pretty easy with CEvans (just not Pete, Drew, or Jack). 😊
2) What are the top 3 reasons why you are ordering an AI?
Only 3 reasons? Okay 😔
I’m a lonely kind of person. I don’t have many friends and I tend to keep to myself, even though I crave connection. So having an AI bot would allow me to fill that void. And I wouldn’t have to worry about being judged.
To be honest, I am insanely curious. I really wanna get my grubby little hands on all the components and just feel them. I wanna see how all the computer parts connect and learn how they work—with their consent, of course.
There’s something about customization that really intrigues me. It’s like the appearance/outfit options in video games or making a Build-a-Bear. Probably ties into ownership—I made it, it’s mine. But I like the idea of creation and being a part of it.
Dick 🍆👅👀🙂↕️
3) Soft, soft!dark, or dark?
I am a soft!dark babe through and through. Gimme all the soft, unhinged, obsessive, possessive I can take please 🙏🏻
4) Smut or no smut?
I’d love some smut, but whatever your muse tells you is absolutely fine by me.
I’m so excited for your birthday, Siri!!! This event is so fun and I can’t wait until you read the fics I wrote for it. And thank you for hosting these party favors. You know this is gonna make my year. Superior AI verse, my beloved. 🥰 💜
Take whatever time you need with this, I know your job has been exhausting. I hope you get lots of rest and happy time while you’re on vacation/break for the next couple days.
GASP! I can’t believe you, of all people, almost forgot about the party favors 🤣 I’m so very happy to fulfill your order, my friend. I mean that quite literally, too, I was fucking euphoric writing this hahahaha. And thank you again for joining in on my birthday bash. I loved your Lloyd story and I can’t wait to see what else you cooked up. You truly spoil me! ❤️
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Sensory Overload
Warnings: AU. AI!Curtis. Hand job. Dirty talk. Possessive!Curtis. Brief oral (m receiving). Cum eating. Reference to oral sex (f receiving), face riding, unprotected sex, and breeding.
RIP your panties, each and every one of you lollll.
Curtis stood before you–looming impossibly close–watching intently as you touched him.
And not only touched him, but stared into the depths of the open circuit panel on his abdomen, mesmerized.
It was a very specific customization you had requested when having him built–easy access to his circuit board and, well, his robotic innards. You had always been so curious about AIs, and you knew that once you finally had your own, you’d likely spend hours exploring him well beyond run-of-the-mill surface level primary user experiences.
And you had.
Starting the very first day he had arrived at your home, you started to pepper him with questions and explore all of the customizations you had requested, much to Curtis’ amusement.
So far, your favorite discovery had been his pleasure sensors. They were two rows of lights to the left of his circuit board that lit up in varying shades of blue and turquoise each time you gave him pleasure.
Like right now, as you slowly stroked his cock.
That was another favorite customization detail–Curtis’ cock. It was long, thick, and slightly curved in a way that always hit just right whenever he fucked you.
You squirmed at the very thought, pressing your thighs together as your arousal flooded your panties, momentarily distracting you from the depths of Curtis’ inner workings.
“As much as I love watching you explore and enjoy yourself, I can’t wait to have my turn,” Curtis’ deep baritone washed over you, making you blink owlishly as you tipped your head back to meet his dark gaze.
“Really?”
His lips twitched, eyes sparkling at you. Curtis knew you weren’t just being coy or fishing for compliments, you were genuinely curious if he truly felt an eagerness–a desire–to touch and tease you.
You know, since he was a machine, and all.
He ducked lower, his ruggedly handsome face hovering a few inches from yours as he confirmed, “Really. Genuinely. I love the sounds you make when I play with that pretty pussy. I love the taste of you on my tongue–”
At that, your lips parted, but before you could even give voice to your question, Curtis was answering it.
“Yes, I can actually taste the sweet tang of your cunt, kitty cat.”
Your face warmed, both at his ability to predict you and the way your mind worked, and at the pet name.
It had only been two days into you and Curtis getting to know each other when he had dubbed you his kitty cat, “Because curiosity, and all that,” he’d explained when you’d given him a pleased yet puzzled look.
“What do you most want to do to me today?” you asked shyly, your grip on Curtis’ cock tightening and making a groan spill past his lips.
“Mmm, I think I’m going to make you sit on my face for a while, so I can drown in that delectable pussy.”
Your breath hitched, and Curtis leaned even closer, his big hand gripping your own as you paused mid-stroke on his cock, gaping up at him with parted lips and darkening eyes.
“Then,” he drew out the word, eyes flickering to your lips and lingering. “Then I’m going to fuck you, make you ride me so you can feel me filling you up, buried deep. And so I can watch that pretty face as you keen and cry and beg for me.”
Curtis slowly began to guide your hand up and down his length, both of you watching the way his cock head dribbled with pearl after pearl of “pre-cum.”
“Then maybe we’ll test my newest feature and see just how much cum I fill you up with when breeding mode is activated.”
“Curtis,” you gasped helplessly, visibly trembling with need now as you both began to stroke him faster.
“I’m gonna spread you open and watch it all leak out, too, every last drop. So I can revel in how much I own you, because I do, don’t I?”
You nodded, your hooded gaze fixed on Curtis’ cock now. He groaned again, louder this type, his thick thighs flexing, and just as you felt his cock throb beneath your palm, you darted close, closing your mouth over the crown of him so you could eagerly drink his cum.
But even in your horny enthusiasm, you were sure to remain far enough away that you could watch the way his pleasure sensors went haywire–lighting up and erratically pulsing like neon lights in a night club–as he rode out his peak.
Even though he didn’t actually need to breathe, Curtis panted raggedly as he came, his free hand cradling the back of your head to hold you in place as he rutted into your mouth, pumping your throat full of him, making sure you drank every last drop.
And because you had been so specific in your customization of him, his spend was delicious, the flavor you had so painstakingly designed, almost like creating a one of a kind perfume.
It exploded along your tastebuds now, filling your throat, making you moan as you swallowed the last warm gush of his seed. You were breathless as you pulled away from him, delighted to see his cock was still rock hard as your fingers fell away from his warm skin.
Watching you with a look that toed the line of feral and screamed possession, Curtis’ grip on the back of your head tightened as he angled you closer, reeling you in so he could kiss you.
Just like everything Curtis did, it was with intent, and you knew if you had your own pleasure sensors, they’d be zinging like a pinball machine as he deepened the kiss and touched his tongue to yours to share in the taste of his release.
“You’re mine, say it,” Curtis husked once he finally pulled away.
“I’m yours, Curtis,” you whispered without hesitation, meaning it with every fiber of your being.
“Fucking right you are,” he hummed, pressing a soft kiss to the tip of your nose before slowly pulling away.
He straightened, offering you a hand up, and once he pulled you to your feet–and right against him–he nuzzled your warm cheek, his lips seeking your ear to murmur:
“Now it’s time for you to get naked and plant that pretty pussy right on my face. It’s my turn to have fun now, and I’m gonna enjoy every second of it.”
*deep breath* 😮💨 Let’s try this again—and I will try to be coherent. I can do this. 💪🏻
They were two rows of lights to the left of his circuit board that lit up in varying shades of blue and turquoise each time you gave him pleasure.
Like right now, as you slowly stroked his cock.
I was such a liar. How am I gonna get through this. 🫠🫠🫠
Your face warmed, both at his ability to predict you and the way your mind worked, and at the pet name.
You know me too well, Siri. Cause this exactly what would happen. I would be in a puddle for this AI—when he knows me inside and out 🫣🫣🫣
Curtis slowly began to guide your hand up and down his length, both of you watching the way his cock head dribbled with pearl after pearl of “pre-cum.”
“I’m gonna spread you open and watch it all leak out, too, every last drop. So I can revel in how much I own you, because I do, don’t I?”
his pleasure sensors went haywire–lighting up and erratically pulsing like neon lights in a night club–as he rode out his peak.
I would like to see it. No I NEEEEEED to see it.
his free hand cradling the back of your head to hold you in place as he rutted into your mouth, pumping your throat full of him, making sure you drank every last drop.
the flavor you had so painstakingly designed
it’s cookies and *ahem* cream 👀👀👀
Watching you with a look that toed the line of feral and screamed possession, Curtis’ grip on the back of your head tightened
Good Lord, Siri! You went right for the jugular. It’s shocking how well this fits. Sensory Overload is right. Cause fuck. I seriously had to read this twice cause the first time I just blacked out. Oh my god. I was expecting to love whatever you wrote. (Superior AI verse, my beloved 💜—for a good goddamn reason) but you have taken me out. Totally and completely.
Curtis is intense in the best way. Honestly, if he was still hard after that, he’d have to tie me up—cause I’d still wanna get my hands on him 🫣🫣🫣 But reader’s curiosity and eagerness for her AI is spot on. I just wanna learn everything about him. The fact that he’s everything I could ever want. 😭 It’s your birthday, Siri, but you are blessing us with these favors. 💜
And now I think I’m just gonna sit in my room for a while.
This may be my new favorite reblog 🤣🤣🤣 I knew as I was writing this that it was an act of violence but I also knew you’d love it lol. I was so inspired by your curiosity for the AIs and this just flowed so easily! I’m so tickled you enjoyed it. Thank you for this epic reblog 🥰❤️
