Agent Jazzy

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bye bye lil sebastian

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

I don't know this sport.

I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day

The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.

phineas and ferb heritage post

I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up

I hope you're cringe I hope we're both cringe

@theshitpostcalligrapher

I am meming, There's no sign of notes. You are mutuals with me, Reblogging all my worst posts. And I hope you're cringe. I hope we're both cringe.

Just a casual reminder that posting on the internet about how you would want to do physical harm to members of the US government is something that they can (and will) detain you over, so just be careful what you say in public spaces like, uh, on Tumblr.

this is your semi-regular reminder that tumblr has cooperated with the fbi to hand over user information in a very public way at least once. and that's not the only way the feds can collect information on you either

'why did u leave this in the tags' u dont get it. if im unfunny in the tags its whatever buut if im unfunny in the post im going to be killed