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I can spot exactly where you use AI in the â7 things i hate about youâ fic and it breaks my heart bc it was so good up until then đ
??? babe I donât use AI. iâm vehemently against it. that is all my writing that i work hard on that ai never ever touches. legit in my pinned post that ai slop is not welcome and never will be on my page! itâs hard to spot what is ai and what isnât which I understand but i will stand ten toes down and vouch that i wont ever touch ai
Ok, but also the thought of him just coming over to do manual labor. Reader invites him to her place, he thinks hes finally getting somewhere and its just, ok so this couch needs to get hauled downstairs to the dumpster and then we need to go pick up the new couch I was not paying a moving company I am already broke with debt
â.á 7 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU ââ Clark Kent
summary: you have feelings for your neighbour, clark kent. too bad you hate superman after your car became collateral damage in a fight. or: 3½ times clark kent tries to convince you that superman is good (ft lois lane) and 1 time superman finds you to apologise. (wc: 9.0k)
pairing: clark kent / f!reader
content: neighbour!au. fluff/humour/angst. idiots in love. reader despises superman. #supershit mentioned. mean!reader at times. mentions of an ex-boyfriend. descriptions of injuries, blood and tbh clark is giving wet towel throughout all of this. heâs desperate for reader to like his true identity. 18+ suggestive themes at the end! not proofread, i ainât reading allat.
i. WORD OF MOUTH
The city of Metropolis had barely roused from its sleepy state, the skyscrapers painted in colours of pink and orange as the sun lazily peered from its slumber beneath the horizon.Â
Clark Kent shared a similar sentiment as the giant ball of gas, his hair mussed and tie not sitting quite right against the crisp white button shirt that took an embarrassing amount of time to iron the creases out of. There was little requirement for him to sleep, aside from maintaining a side of humanity heâd like to keep, but the mental fatigue from the tensions between the US Government and his actions in Jarhanpur had contributed to his flat energy.Â
His feet felt like concrete against the stone stairs, one hand on the railing that the paint was peeling off of, his steps echo all the way to the ground floor; where he had every intention to muster the courage to open up his mailbox on the communal postal area for the apartment complex.Â
There was never anything bad in there, but when your standard 9 tilâ 5 job consists of fact-checking, pitching article ideas and fighting for the hot spot on the front page of the company you worked forâŚwell, the last thing he wanted to do was read.Â
Either way, the mailman waits for nobody and it was evident in the papers crammed into mailbox painted with Clarkâs door number on it.Â
Clark sighs. He got up earlier than usual to do thisâand he was sure heâd still be late to work with an extra twenty minutes under his belt. He persists past the procrastination, and slots his mailbox key into the lock; a few envelopes topple out and he bends at the waist to retrieve them from the floor riddled with chewing gum pressed into the material.Â
âOh hey, Clark,â Clark shoots up, the back of his head catching the corner of the small metal door at the abrupt sound of the secondary voice. Youâthe owner of the groggy voiceâwince, âShit. Sorry. I didnât mean to scare you.âÂ
Clark feels his face go pink. You were one of the many residents within the mid-rise apartment complex on Clinton Street in midtown Metropolis. Quick-witted, with a generous amount of extrovert which made the perfect concoction in befriending your neighbour Clark Kent upon his first week in his new pad.
You had believed the dark-haired and bad postured journalist to be a little lacking in the social skills forefront when you had first met him. His skin maintaining a healthy flush whenever you stopped by his door with house-warming plantsâthat he took incredibly seriously in keeping aliveâor whenever you bumped into him around the building.Â
(Worst time was in the laundry room, where Clark had missed a pair of boxers with hearts printed on them in the dryer. You were the one to find them and return them to their rightful owner that had written his name in sharpie on the tag.)Â
Eventually, you just accepted that was who he was. A six foot something pink man.Â
It also didnât help that Clark found you incredibly gorgeous amongst all the other feelings that bubbled in his stomach when he caught some small talk with you.Â
You werenât as much as the girl-next-door, as you were the girl-one-floor-above. Â
Unbeknownst to him; you also felt the same way.Â
Clark clears his throat, âDonât apologise. I should have my wits about me.â he says as he rubs the back of his head.Â
âIâll announce myself by a bell, or something next time.â you joke as you step up to the communal mailboxes and find your one with ease. Your mailbox has the correct amount of letters for someone who checks it dailyâunlike Clarkâand you begin to siphon through them whilst you speak, âAside from the headacheâŚhow are you?âÂ
Embarrassed! Publicly humiliated!Â
âSwell.â Clark settles for, âAnd you?âÂ
You sigh, which canât be good. âI got let go from my job. I say that term looselyâI got fired.âÂ
âNo kidding?âÂ
âTurns out you shouldnât shit where you eat.â you grumble, flipping a pamphlet over in your hand, âPower imbalance prevails, I suppose.â you shrug at the thought.Â
Clark pulls his lips into a thin line, the pinky flush slowly dissipating from his face from the distracting subject of your workplace drama. It had been common knowledge between three floors in the building that you and your seedy boyfriend who, also, happened to be the manager at the establishment you had been employed in; had since gone your separate ways after you found several of his accounts on a plethora of dating appsâone app, he had a passport for in order to speak to women across the globe.Â
Because his cheating needed to be international.Â
Things went sour, like really sour. It wasnât your finest moment, but Clark reassured you through breathing exercises and a firm rub up and down your back that it was completely acceptable to hold an illegal street bonfire with your exâs belongings as the kindlings to ignite it.Â
(He didnât mention the part where he was lying about it being okay. Or, the amount of bail he paid to get you out of the local police station.)Â
Turns out the retaliation from your ex was firing you. The irony.Â
Jackass.Â
âIâm sorry about that.â Clark stares at your side-profile with empathy in his blue eyes, âHave you found anything?âÂ
âNope.â you emphasis the âpâ with a pop, finger peeling a brown envelope open, âSo, if you hear anythingâliterally anythingâsend it my way. Iâm down to scrape the barrel to keep up with my rent payment each month.âÂ
âYou have my word.â Clark promises and then you both fall comfortably silent. Which just means, he was going to admire you for a minute.Â
After Clark had heard through the grapevine of your split, he had every intentions to build up the courage to ask you out on a date in the near distant future. It had been nine, torturous months of watching you from afar with a man that Clark Kent knew was not up to par with being able to be with a woman like you. That guy dimmed you down in every single way possible, and Clark had to stop attending neighbour-hangouts as he couldnât bear to watch your radiance shrouded.
Plus, your ex took a real disliking to Clark after he watched your compatibility with him flourish.
So, when the news broke viaâas you graciously called herâOld Woman Jenkins who lived in Apartment 3-B with her seven cats and two budgies; it was safe to say Clark was ecstatic for two reasons.Â
1.) You were free from the toxicity, and 2.) This gave Clark the opportunity to show you how a real man should love you.Â
Only downside wasâŚClark wasnât sure when to approach it. He wasnât emotionally stinted, so he knew that asking you out within a day, or even a week after your split wouldâve just been grounds for a restraining order. On the flip side, he didnât want to catch a rebound case because his feelings ran a lot deeper than a fleeting, emotional distraction.
Therefore, Clark just never asked. You donât ask, you donât get your heartbroken or something like that.
He just couldnât ruin a good thing.Â
You eventually speak again when you close your mailbox, eyes trailing down to the newspaper clutched in your neighbourâs hand, âYou a front pager again?â you ask with a smile.Â
âOhâAh, yes,â Clark flips the folded newspaper open to reveal the front page regarding his recent fight with the Hammer of Boravia. He points to the article, âThatâs all me.âÂ
You peer at the print, âCongratulations again, Clark! Thatâs a huge deal in journalism world.â
âOhâŚIâThank you.â Clark stumbles through his profound gratitude for your praise. The tips of his ears start to turn pink again.Â
You nod and adjust the tote bag on your shoulder, âSeriously, it takes balls.âÂ
âYes, thatâs why I enjoy the jobââ he says at the same time as you speak.
âI mean, making that guy look good? I didnât think that could be possible.â you add earnestly.Â
Clark blinks.Â
ââŚâ he breathes a laugh, âIâI donât follow.â
âSuperman? I mean, come on. He is an egotistical white knight that faces zero ramifications from his actions. He only gets away with things because heâs handsome.â you wave off the tail-end of your statement in a flippant manner paired with a roll of your eyes, âI canât stand the guy.â
You think heâs handsome? Clark has to shake the compliment off like water off a duckâs back. Low priority in comparison to the other things you had just off-handedly stated in your brief rant on the man in red and blue.Â
There is part of Clark that almost leaps at the opportunity to get a little bad tempered over it, toss his toys out of the pram from the unwarranted criticism. Superman was good! He was good!Â
Instead, Clark compartmentalises his hurt feelings and puts his Pulitzer prize-winning star reporter title to good use.Â
âWhatâWhat makes you say that?â Clark tucks his chin to conceal the pout on his face, masking it as deep interest to the letters in his hands, âHeâs got a glowing track record of keeping the streets of Metropolis safe.â
He was really hoping that he didnât unearth a Boravian supporter out of you.
Or, that you agreed with the statement that had begun to grow arms and legs about his so-called âalien entitlementâ to house himself within Earthâs atmosphere.Â
You answer in an unwavering tone of resentment. âItâs a personal grudge thatâs grown ever since that fight on Clinton Street broke outâbefore you got here. I had just paid my car off, and whaddya know? Superman and his body made of steel, totals it alongside his own defeat with whatever shithead guy he was fighting against.â you blurt sarcastically, âHe owes me a car.âÂ
âOh. That isnât so bad.â is how Clark responds, without a thought behind it.Â
To him, it wasnât so bad. He felt guilty, obviously collateral damage was something he wasnât so favourable over.
However, this was fixable.Â
Clarkâs answer threw you for such a loop, that you almost forgot to answer. âIsnât so bad?â you repeat, âUnder what circumstances does that fall under the category of: isnât so bad?âÂ
âNoâI, I didnât mean it wasnât bad. Itâs quite terrible actually,â Clark swallows, the heat capturing beneath his collar as he speaks. âIn the grand scheme of possibilities that could have happened, at least you werenât in your car. AndâAnd, on top of that, he saved multiple citizens from becoming a casualty statistic.âÂ
âMy car became a casualty statistic. Superman fucking sucks.â you state sternly. âNothing can change my mind about that.âÂ
Clark frowns, âNothing?âÂ
âNothing.â you affirm, âAnyway, Iâve got a job interview in thirty. Iâll see you around?âÂ
âYes. See you.â Clark offers a strained smile as you wave him goodbye and disappear round the corner to exit the building.
He lets out a breath he had been holding since you confessed your acquired distaste for Superman.Â
Clarkâs gaze drops to the newspaper, his fingers curl tightly into the pages as he decided on the spot; he was going to convince you otherwise regarding the personal vendetta against, wellâŚhim.Â
ii. WEEKLY PAPER
The art of apologies seemed pretty simple, right?Â
A heartfelt card, or a bouquet of flowers could go a long way in the tumultuous events that led up to an apology being a necessity to mending a friendship, relationship or family bond. However, the situation with you was a little different to a petty squabble, despite Clark believing it to be petty to hold such a grudgeâhe saved lives that day!Â
For one, you werenât aware that there was any mending to be done. Your hatred toward Superman had been cemented the day you returned from work, having decided to walk that particular sunny day, only to find your beloved vehicle crumpled. To you, there was no putting bandaids over wounds, and you certainly had zero forgiveness in your heart for the man that patrolled the skies of Metropolis.Â
The whole crux of the matter was, Clark Kent was raised on the rule that honesty was the best policy. Honestly, no, he doesnât recall crushing your car after being tossed across Clinton Street like a rag-doll. Heâs sure heâs crushed a few cars in his time in the city, and he knows he would have felt guilty at the time; but it was better to forgive and forget rather than bottle up all your resentful feelings toward someone who was just trying to help.Â
Further to this, Clark wanted to take the chance and ask you out on a date. He really did. Time was a healer, and it had been three monthsâgive or takeâsince your split from the egotistical cheater, meaning it felt like ample enough time to be justified in his intentions. However, if you despised Superman, you unknowingly despised Clark KentâŚand that wouldnât be something that would sit right on his chest.Â
That would take away part of his honesty. If he had to continue concealing his identity behind the glasses to appease your objectifications on Superman.Â
(At least it was more a personal issue than a shared thought with the less friendly bunch that lived in Metropolis.)Â
So, in conclusion, Clark came up with the bright idea to slowly introduce you to the good side of Superman. You know, the one that saves Metropolis and much further, fetches kittens down from trees, gives back to the community.Â
He was basically trying to fill your head with Superman shaped stars.Â
The best option came to him whilst he sat at his desk in the bullpen of Daily Planet. Knees touching the underside of his desk, his mind had been elsewhere for the better part of the day; as Clark was more or less sulking over the revelation you shared with him that morning.Â
How could he change your mind? Clark had learnt that you were strong-minded to an extent from a personal experience with a fellow neighbour, who had a terrible habit of pausing Clarkâs laundry in the dryer and dumping his half damp clothes into a hamper just so they could use that one particular machine. (There were ten in total.)Â
When Clark expressed his frustrations to you, he hadnât expected you to begin a psychological warfare against the neighbour in Apartment 1-D. It was safe to say, you won out of sheer resilience.Â
He dared not to share the same fate as Apartment 1-D.Â
Then, it sort of went off like a lightbulb in his head. Clark Kent created articles in which he interviewed himself, in order to shed a positive light on his actions. Why not bring those interviews to your doorstep under the Daily Planet subscription service?Â
It meant youâd receive weekly newspapers from the Planet, delivered to your home with no extra cost aside from the cheap subscription fee to keep journalism alive and kicking.
Clark would pay for it out of his own pocket, of course.Â
Not only were you strong-minded, but you were curiouser than a cat and that meant your interest would pique to flip through the pages of the newspaper and, eventually, read all about the good deeds of Superman.Â
Not to mention how charming and handsome he wasâŚbut you already knew that.Â
It was the perfect idea, with the perfect execution!Â
That was, until, you had received the third instalment of your new $3.99 subscription to the newspaper company Clark worked for.Â
âMorning, Clark.â you chirp as you reach your mailbox, sparing the male a glance with a pretty smile that had his heart thump a little harder. âThis is the most Iâve seen you in the communal mailbox area.âÂ
(There was a reason for that.)Â
Clark hums, âBest to keep on top of my mail, I think.âÂ
âYouâd be right. The shredders are hungry for junk mail.â you had a tendency to laugh at your own jokes with a cute snort. Something that was cut short when you open your mailbox. âAre you fucking kidding me?âÂ
âWhatâs wrong?â Clark asks with his brows pinched.
âI think my ex is tormenting me,â you grouse, âAs if I was the one sharing my favourite position on six different dating appsâugh. Heâs signed me up for the Daily Planet subscription when he knows how much I donât want to read about the brown-nosing of Superman.â you pause, eyes flitting to Clarkâs face, âNo offence.âÂ
âNone taken.â (A lot taken. All at once.)Â
You continue, âI meanâI guess it is a retaliation because I signed his phone number up to receive regular calls for recruitment within Scientology. But, this almost feels worse.â you whine as you toss the newspaper in your tote bag for later shredding.Â
âYou signed him up to Scientology?â Clark asks and you spare him a shameful glance. He redirects the topic, for your sake. âIs it really so bad, reading about all the things Superman is doing to keep Metropolis afloat?âÂ
âItâs hard not to hear about it, let alone be subjected to reading it too.â you seethe, âItâs a constant reminder that he wrecked my car, and never had to face the consequencesâunlike me. You know, I hate riding the subway? I swear Iâm one sticky seat away from contracting a new strain of the plague. He caused that.âÂ
Clark wants to call you dramatic.Â
He goes for, âI hear you.â instead.Â
âDo you think you could get this cancelled for me?â you ask as you shut your mailbox, âI want to support you, but, this is like rubbing salt in an open wound.âÂ
How could Clark say no? He had a firm grasp on boundaries, and part of him felt remorseful over the fact that you believed that his own doings were that of your ex-boyfriendâsomeone you really didnât need reminding of. Plus, you were staring at him all glittery-eyed which was part of his weakness when it came to you.Â
And your means to be overtly theatrical.
Not only that, but Clark led himself to believe he had crossed a big company no-no by inputting your details into the Daily Planet subscription system and, has since spent every day since unlawfully signing you up to the weekly newspapers, convincing himself he was border-lining on identity theft.Â
Clark likes you. He likes the idea of keeping his job just a little bit more.Â
He exhales. âYeah. I will sort that for you. No problem.âÂ
âYouâre a life saver. I owe you one, Clark.â (He owes you a car.) âIâve got to go. I need to get to Hobâs Bay for an interview with Metro Souvenir.âÂ
âGood luck. Theyâd be lucky to have you.â Clark enthuses sweetly.Â
You blink at his compliment, a smile growing slowly on your face, âThanks, Clark.âÂ
âAnytime.â Clark gives you a lopsided smile, forgetting heâs already ten minutes late to work, being so wrapped up in your addictive presence and allâheâs already forgotten the pit in his stomach over you loathing his true identity. âIâll catch you later.âÂ
iii. SUPERSHITÂ
Similar to the rest of the population on Earth, Clark Kent had a number of things that got under his skin. The obvious, being that of his own fabrication of an alter-ego in an ill-fitting suit that he hid behind in order to keep those around him safe. It was the finest quality of deception, and Clark found it vexing to upkeep. Then there were other issues, such as: the US Governmentâs reluctance to side with his good intentions in Boravia, Steve Lombard at times, and the smear campaign against him that had recently gained traction online. Â
One specific insult within the smear campaign that tested Clark Kentâs abundance of patience; was Supershit. It was juvenile. Completely undermined his efforts in guiding humanity into a better tomorrow. It wasâŚbothersome to a man like Clark Kent.Â
His agitation toward the name had only furthered when Steve Lombard had mentioned it in passing toward the end of the day, leading Clark to trudge home under his own personal grey cloud of discontent.Â
The mental fatigue of it all weighed his shoulders down and he took to the three flights of stairs in the apartment like a kicked dog.Â
âWhew. Bad day?âÂ
The grey cloud breaks overhead at the sound of your melodic tone.Â
Clark looks over his shoulder to see you with a plastic bag in one hand and a newspaper in the other. âOh, no. Just a rather long one.â he says in partial dishonestly.
âI hear you.â you take a couple of steps up, âWant to come to mine and wallow over some Thai?âÂ
When Clark hesitates, you answer for him.Â
âItâs free,â you lift the warm bag to wiggle it, âPlus, the cashier asked if I was eating for twoâŚso.âÂ
Clarkâs brows raise at your reiteration of an inconsiderate presumption. âLooks like we both were insulted today.â he murmurs, allowing you to pass him on the stairwell to lead him up to the fourth floor.
You both greet Old Woman Jenkins and her three-legged cat with a taste for ankles on the third floorâshe was the eyes and ears of the complexâand then you dip into explaining how the Metro Souvenir interview was a complete bust after you openly belittled the small Superman collection in the corner of the store that was made up of 90% Superman bobble-heads.Â
Turns out it was the ownerâs daughterâs hobby in her past time.Â
Keys jingle in your hands as you pull them from the abyss that was your unorganised tote bag and as you open the door to your apartment, Clark stands behind you with a pout; fiddling with the strap of his work briefcase.Â
He was putting it down to mental fatigue or lack of direct sunlight which had instilled the glass half empty mentality into him. Clark couldnât quite shake off the impending doom of a sharp rejection of, not only a possible blossoming of a relationship, but the friendship you two had made along the way when he eventually takes off the glasses and youâre exposed to the man who wrecked your car.Â
(For good reason!)Â
The thought stays chewing the back of his mind as he sits on the new sofaâa piece of furniture you decided to invest in after your exâs body warped a dent in his shape on your old couchâin your apartment, and whilst you spread out the lukewarm Thai food in plastic tupperware boxes; across your rickety coffee table.Â
The two of you sit closer than necessary for a four-seater sofa with cushions that felt like the equivalent to clouds from cartoons, Clark had forgone his suit jacket and rolled his ironed sleeves of his white button-up shirt up to rest at his elbows. It wasnât hard to miss that his suit pants were almost bursting at the seams from being taut against his muscular thighs.Â
It was hard not to look at him.Â
The friendly neighbourhood heathen. Dwarfing doorframes and, sometimes, having to walk sideways into a room due to the broadness of his shoulders; was sitting flush with your own shoulders and occasionally making eyes with you.Â
Thatâs what you translated it as, anywayâeven if he had entered a little broodier than usual.Â
Clark eventually strikes up a conversation in between eating, âI actually wanted to tell you about a job going at Daily Planet,â he swallows the chewed up food in his mouth, âSort of a support role.âÂ
You perk, âReally?âÂ
âYeah. Youâd be working under Lois Lane. Sheâs a good friend and great journalist.â Clark informs, mirroring the excitement that lights up on your face. âI can put in a good word, if youâd like?âÂ
âI meanâŚI know nothing about journalism, but itâs a learning curve.â you state.Â
Clark bites into a spring roll, the aromatic kaffir lime takes over his senses as he nods into the bite, âYou can only try.âÂ
âThank you, Clark. I seriously owe you double now.â you pluck a spring roll from the tupperware, âYouâll have to think of something.âÂ
The idea that crosses Clarkâs mind is like a balloon being popped with a sharp needle. His blue eyes shoot to your side-profile, happily dissecting your own spring roll to inspect the food inside. Heâs suddenly swamped in those warm fuzzy feelings Ma Kent had told him about during his bedtime stories at a young age.Â
Clark didnât want to detract from the slow process of your own heartbreak over your ex-boyfriend.Â
Yes, the guy had shattered the innocence on the idea of love, and how to be lovedâhe used to turn the TV up to drown out your cries. He robbed nine months of your life with poor judgement that his online escapades with other women wouldnât see the light of day, he had purposely used his position of power to terminate your employment; leaving you without a job, and zero income to pay for the bills that were on a steep incline from inflation.Â
Even with all of this taken into consideration, you were taking your time in experiencing your own version of heartbreak. Because, deep down, you had been naively and so incredibly blindly in love.Â
That was something Clark didnât want to overstep on until the time was right.Â
But, on the contrary, when was the timing ever right? It had been three months since you split from your boyfriend, and honestly? Clark wanted you. Heart broken, or not.
He just hoped those feelings would be reciprocated. (Nobody sits that close to you without it being intentional, right?)Â
It comes out of him with all the confidence he can muster. âYouâŚyou could let me take you on a date.â it almost sounds rhetorical in the way he chose to ask.Â
It makes you turn your head, eyes wider as if you were a deer that had just been caught in the headlights. Your cheek swollen with pocketed food, the room goes silent enough to hear a pin drop.Â
It makes Clark suddenly regret his decision.Â
âIâm sorryââ Clark shakes his head, pink from head to toe, âI donât, I donât know why I thought that was acceptable. Youâre still going through the process of a breakup. That was all rather silly of meââÂ
âClark.âÂ
Clark hums, âHm?âÂ
âRelax, dude.â you lilt, âIâd like that.âÂ
âYou would?âÂ
You breathe out a laugh, âYes. That sounds like the perfect I.O.U.â you bump your shoulder shyly with Clarkâs and then mumble, âI knew you werenât a constant shade of pink around me for no reason.âÂ
âYes, well. It was for a good reason.â Clark mumbles and tugs at the collar of his shirt to release some heat that had been trapped beneath it. âA pretty reason.â he says with a smile.Â
The night shared in Apartment 4-A wouldâve ended perfectly there. Clark had found his voice, and in turn, became more openly flirtatious with you as the pair of you cleaned up the leftovers of the takeaway. The touches became more tactile and it made both of your heads a little fuzzy with excitement.Â
His dampened mood from Steve Lombard had shifted, Clark quickly finding that you were a version of sunlight that he could metabolise and recharge on.Â
The night shouldâve ended thereâon a high.Â
Then the topic of conversation rolls back around to, well, Clark.Â
You take a sip from your water bottle before you speak, âSoâŚI hear your buddy is in some type of hot waters with the government.â you spare Clark a glance.Â
âYou could say that.â Clark pinches his brows at the thought, âHe was just trying to save peopleââÂ
âFrom a tyrannical president?â you interject, âItâs the one time Iâll give it to him.âÂ
Clark is surprised, and he struggles to hide that on his expression; so you quirk a brow. He clears his throat, âI didnât expect you to side with him. Seems like you may be one of the very few people who do.âÂ
You end up shrugging, âHis actions to save Jarhanpur override my personal issues with Supershit.âÂ
Supershit. You just had to use Supershit.
(Sunlight status revoked.)Â
The atmosphere shifts and youâre blissfully unaware of the nerve you had hit as Clark shifts beside you. All of the impulsive reactions surge forward in Clark, entangling themselves in the warmth he had felt by being within close proximity with you, making his mood sour like milk left in the sun.Â
His nostrils flare from frustration. The tips of his ears are an angry shade of red.Â
Clark bores a hole into your coffee table. âI think thatâs a little unfair to call him that.â he says lowly.Â
âYou think that because youâre a good person who sees past all the bad stuff, Clark.â you reason without much deliberation over his defence, âMe, on the other handââÂ
âShould give him a chance, perhaps?â Clark retorts bluntly, leaving you to blink in surprise, âHeâs misunderstood. Heâs doing what he thinks is right, what is good for the citizens of Metropolis.â
âIâm not questioning if heâs good or not.â you argue back, âItâs just a personal gripe.â
Clark stands, âOh, come on,â he gravels, âSuperman is not your enemy. Supershit is not a fair nickname!âÂ
âWhy do you care so much if I like him or not?â your eyes narrow, âYouâve been selling him to me this whole month. What is that all about?âÂ
OK, maybe your career in journalism would be a steer in the right direction.Â
You sigh when Clark fights for an explanation. âHe wrecked my car, Clark. Iâm allowed to dislike someone that you favour. Thatâs just life.âÂ
Clark doesnât look at you when he speaks, âYeah.âÂ
He backs down after that. Not because he wants to, or that your stare has him pinned to the spot. It was down to the reason that, if he projected anymore resistance against your grievances with Superman; he may be on a slippery slope of a bad-tempered confessional in the middle of your living room.
Clark grabs his suit jacket from the back of your sofa, fiddling with it as he sulks, âI think I should leave. Thank you for the food. IâllâŚum, Iâll talk to Perry and Lois about the job.âÂ
âOkay. Thank you.â you look up at him from your seated position, a little confused by the whiplash from the energy shift in the room. âIâll see you tomorrow?âÂ
âYeah. Yeah. Tomorrow.âÂ
iiii. LOIS LANESâ DIVINE INTERVENTION
SoâŚyou donât hear from Clark for three daysâaside from a short text giving you the thumbs up for an interview at Daily Planet.
After the blip of Supershit, Clark took the mental load of keeping his distance from you. His patience was stretched thin from outside opinions and he feared with the hard-to-budge bad taste that Superman left in your mouth; that you would be a target of hot-headed retaliation if you utter the word Supershit in Clarkâs presence again.
The safest assumption was that he was busyâhe was a Pulitzer prize-winner at the end of the day. It definitely hadnât been in relation to the immediate debate that came after you used the trending, cancel culture-esque nickname, Supershit, on his nearest and dearest interviewee.Â
Even with your feelings now left up in the air with a date being strung over your head with zero confirmation of a date or time, you werenât one to sit and dwell over a manâs fragile egoâfor whatever reason Clarkâs ego was made of glass, you were unsure but close to figuring outâand put all your energy and abundance of spare time into perfecting your knowledge about Daily Planet prior to your interview.Â
The interview process for the support role beneath Lois Lanesâ expertise as a front-runner journalist for Daily Planet had gone smoother than you could have anticipated. To be quite frank, you had little experience in the journalist field, let alone a degree, but you came prepared with a good amount of charm and some background knowledge on the company.
Founded in 1775, globally renowned for its pursuit of justice, home to some brown-nosing of Superman and the Justice League, and the employer of the curly-haired neighbour you had been crushing on for quite some time. (The last two werenât verbalised as such. Edited version: enthralling interviews that capture the true essence of the cityâs extraterrestrial and meta-humans, and the employer of Clark Kent. Your neighbour. Nothing else.) Â
Lois likes you. Perry White isnât easily convinced. She spends the rest of her shift arguing your caseâthe Editor-in-Chief calls it favouritism for the only woman who applied for the role.Â
Before you leave, you are tail-ending a conversation with Lois. Sheâs the epitome of a thriving journalist in a trim waistcoat and white tee beneath, a mug of hot coffee with at least, fifteen lumps of sugar stirred into the mix.
âYou have to make sure youâre not in favour of one particular person that we write about. You know, like Superman is a good guy, but you canât show bias. Even if Daily Planet have been hit with some accusations of preference.â Lois says in a monotonous tone.Â
You nod along, not wanting to ruin your chances by shit-talking one person that brings the money in for the company. âI mean, everyone seems to like him, right? Clark has been fawning over him for sometime.â you prod at her brain intentionally for an underlying curiosity of your own.Â
âClark sees a lot of himself in Superman,â Lois choice of words make your brow quirkâsheâs being careful. âHe does a lot of questionable thingsâSuperman, I mean, but he saves a lot of lives. They both live their lives to be good, I guess thatâs why Clark is drawn to him.âÂ
âI guess so.â you pause, âYou know he totalled my car in a fight?âÂ
âClark?â (No, but you were starting to think otherwise.)Â
âSuperman.â you correct and Lois looks at you as if it isnât that big of a deal. A major inconvenience at best. âYeah, he got into a fight on Clinton Street and was thrown into my car that I had just paid off. I was pretty torn up about itâŚstill sort of am.âÂ
Lois wracks her wonderful brain, âClinton Street?â you nod, âYeahâWe covered that story. The meta-human he had been fighting was headed for a nursery a few blocks down, for whatever sick reason. Superman diverted him to Clinton Street and saved about fifty kids. He took some punches over that. Anything to keep the guy away from those kids.âÂ
You blink, âI didnât think about it like that.âÂ
âYou have to look at the bigger picture, if youâre going to be apart of this world.â Lois smiles, âAlthough, it doesnât take away from the fact that your car got ruined. Did you get another one?âÂ
âUhâŚno.â your mind is elsewhereâyou kind of feel like an asshole. You shake it off, âDoesnât matter, though. I like the commute.âÂ
âClark mentioned that you had said that you were one sticky seat away from catching a new strain of the plague.â Lois quips and you shrink with embarrassment, the elevator is so close you could justâŚmake a break for it.Â
It makes you laugh nervously, âYeah. Well, thatâs the fun part. The risks. Gets my adrenaline pumping.â
Lois really likes you. She decides.Â
âWeâre all about adrenaline and risks.âÂ
âYeahâWell, thank you for giving me an interview. Iâve gotta head, sort of overstayed my welcome.â you express, thumb gesturing over your shoulder to the elevator, âIt was nice meeting you!â
Lois bids you a goodbye, her eyes trained on your frame as you press the golden button umpteen times out of impatience to take your leave. She smiles to herself, turning on her heel as the elevator doors peel open.Â
Your eyes are cast downward, brain on autopilot over the realisation that struck the back of your neck like the side of a hand. The visit to Daily Planet for the interview had not only been relatively excitingâbecause you felt like you gelled well with Lois Laneâbut it had been incredibly insightful to the incident relating to your deeply rooted dislike for Superman.Â
He was saving kids. How could you resent that?Â
Perhaps there was an aspect of selfishness on your behalf. Most times you had broken into a rant about the car tragedy of 2024, people have asked you if you knew the reasoning as to why Superman happened to be on Clinton Street, fighting a meta-human. More times than not, youâd shrug. You didnât care, it was your car that suffered!Â
But, now? Lois Lane had smothered that year-long grudge with the missing pieces of the story.Â
âHoly shit. Am I an asshole?â you say out loud to yourself. The elevator slides shut and you stare wide-eyed at the golden doors.Â
âPardon me?âÂ
You turn your head to see Clark Kent clutching into his briefcase as if you were going to bite. You donât even bat an eyelid as you say, âWell, if it isnât Mr. Unavailable.âÂ
âWell, now, IâI can explain my absenceââÂ
âCan we just bury our last interaction?â you interject with a sharp tone, âIâm feeling a little forgiving today.âÂ
âRight. Yes, I was going to apologise for how I leftââ Clarkâs voice trails off as you deadpan at him. He shakes his head, ââAll is said and done. Can I ask why you called yourself an asshole?âÂ
âItâs a long story.âÂ
âI have time.âÂ
You peer up at him, âWerenât you meant to get off on that floor?âÂ
âYes. I suppose I should have.âÂ
It makes you look him up and down. ââŚAlright, well, I mean I just had this super insightful conversation with your friend Lois about Supermanââ Clark visibly winces, ââAnd the fight on Clinton Street, that ultimately lost me my car. This whole time, I justâŚI just didnât care about the details, just knew I was pissed about my car. ThenâThen Lois tells me it was collateral damage over Superman saving a nursery from a rampant meta-human. That sort of makes me the asshole in this story, Clark.âÂ
âYou are upset about it, that doesnât make you an asshole.âÂ
âNo, but it does!â you exasperate, âSure, itâs been a huge inconvenience to me, and a lot of money lost. But he was putting himself in harms way to save innocent lives. My car doesnât even matter in the grand scheme of things.âÂ
Clark wants to argue the fact that Superman has been saving lives even before the incident on Clinton Street. However, the revelation that youâve been put on track for is at the precipice of a complete 180 in your opinion of Superman; why stunt that growth?Â
He makes a note to thank Loisâwho is well aware of his secretâfor feeding you the breadcrumbs that led to this.
You knowâŚonce he takes elevator back up.Â
Clark waits for you to breathe. âSo, no hard feelings over Superman?â he asks hopefully.Â
âHeâs still an asshole for wrecking my car.â you retort, arms crossing over your chest, âBut, I suppose thatâs sort of the closure I needed. I canât stay mad at a guy for forfeiting his own life to save fifty little ones.âÂ
âI can work with that.â Clark says without thinking. The colour pink creeps up his neck when you cock your head to the side inquisitivelyâbecause, what did that mean? He gulps some air, âIâCan I still take you on a date?âÂ
âI donât know, can you get Superman to apologise to me?â you lilt in an unserious tone, essentially throwing a hook with a fat piece of bait impaled on the end.
The elevator reaches the ground floor.Â
âI can try.â Clark absolutely would. Without a shadow of a doubt.Â
(Hook, line and sinker.)Â
âThen yes.âÂ
+1Â APARTMENT APOLOGIES
You had got the job at Daily Planet. It took all of two days, and the persistence of the tenacious Lois Lane for Perry White to accept somebody without even a scrap of journalistic experience onto the team; for you to get the call to start in a weeks time.Â
And how you celebrated your elation was by grabbing a greasy pizza en route to your apartment, and watching reruns of Golden Girls on your sofa. Â
It was pure, unadulterated bliss.Â
That was, until the hairs on your arms unexpectedly stood on end on the last bite of the cheese-filled crust.Â
Immediate from this, thereâs a silhouette that captures your attention from your periphery on the fire escape outside your living room window. Heart chasing its own beat, you drop the pizza crust into the cardboard box, your hand slowly reaching to curl round the steel bat you kept beside the sofa; the other one was located in your bedroom.Â
You didnât want to engage, or even look. Thereâs been enough viewings of horror movies to know that the person that is curious, is the person that gets killed. You even think about sprinting out the front door and banging on Clarkâs front door on the floor below. Â
When your bare foot touches the wooden floorboards, thatâs when you hear a groan from just outside your window.Â
Your brows pinch from the familiarity. âClark?âÂ
It sounded like him.Â
Instinctively, you lift your bat as you stand. This was Metropolis after all. You wouldnât put it past some extraterrestrial visiting the city to mimic the sounds of your neighbour. But honestly, where would they have gotten the sound of Clark in somewhat pain?Â
The large silhouette moves when you speak Clarkâs name, and you make it to the window in two swift steps; forcing the window up to let in the billowing winds of the city air and noise pollution into your apartment.Â
âAre you fucking kidding me?âÂ
âGood evening maâam.âÂ
You raise your bat, âSuperman?â you waver in your impulsivity to strike him across his head, âWhat the fuck are you doing on my fire escape? Youâreâughâyouâre bleeding!âÂ
He peels the palm of his hand away from his torso to reveal a much bigger wound, âJust a scratch. Iâll be alright. May I come in?âÂ
âNo! Crazy!â you argue back, âYouâll get your blood all over my new rug.âÂ
âIâll pay for it.âÂ
You scoff, âOh yeah? Like the car you wreckedâ?â you pause to stare at him, the cogs turning in your mind, âDid Clark Kent put you up to this? Are youâAre you two in cahoots or some shit?âÂ
âHe mayââ Superman groans when he shifts from one foot to the other, ââHave mentioned something about a disgruntled neighbour.âÂ
Oh. He took your joke seriously.Â
Your fingers shift around the metal bat. âYeah, that would be me.â you watch as a loose curl flops down onto his forehead, familiarity spreads across your chest, âLook. You can just let me hit you over the head with my bat. Once. Then, all is forgiven.âÂ
âIâd rather you didnât.âÂ
You sigh, âWorth a shot.âÂ
Supermanâs lips quirk into an amused smile, âPlease? It will only be for a moment.âÂ
ââŚFine.â you drop the bat down to your side and step back, âOnly step on the wooden flooring, and just head to the bathroom. Iâll get you a wet flannel.âÂ
A red boot swings over the threshold and suddenly, Superman is standing in the middle of your apartment at full stature, bleeding from the wound on his torso. Heâs handsome, youâd give him that. In an omnipresent superhero type of way. He gives you a strained friendly smile, his dimples deep whilst his forehead creases from the sharp pain that elicits from the wound site.Â
Without further instruction as to where your bathroom was located, Superman makes a beeline down the hallway, breadcrumbs of blood leading you to him after you wet a spare flannel beneath the kitchen sink tap. His familiarity with your apartment only worsens your suspicions.Â
You find him dwarfing your toilet with the lid down. He has a handful of toilet paper stuffed against the bleeding gash, lips parting momentarily to exhale intermittently as he applies pressure with the worst gauze replacement to soak up the excess blood.Â
Pieces of tissue paper break apart from the saturation of blood and Supermanâwithout thinkingâgives you a clumsy smile. Lopsided and without confidence to fuel the curve of his lip. It is sort of vexing for you, coming from a place with purposefully minimal knowledge, these so-called âProtectors of Metropolisâ exuded self-righteousness because they needed to have a strong backbone to be a public figure. The man who sat on the lid of your toilet, in a vibrant red and blue suit that clung to his muscular physique presents nothing of the sort.Â
You wish you could approach it differently. This rare moment captured in time, where you come face to face with the destructor of your beloved vehicle and you had asked for permission to strike him across the head, rather than just doing it; as you had practiced multiple times in your head.Â
He wouldnât even flinch, you suppose.Â
Further to this, if Lois Lane hadnât intervened with her sharp memory of the Clinton Street incident, then Superman wouldnât have been able to step foot into your apartment. Then again, you were stood at the threshold of the bathroom questioning his identity altogether.Â
âI donât bite.â The male informs on borderline playful.Â
You donât budgeâa prisoner in your own home.
âIâd rather not take any chances.â you quip, tossing him the wet flannel because watching the pieces of tissue paper fuse to his wound was near painful. You observe him for a moment, âClark sent you here?âÂ
He hums lowly.Â
You continue, âWhenâŚdid you see him? Usually he catches you at the scene of the crime, so to speak.â you tilt your head when Superman lifts his gaze to look at you, âI didnât see any fights break out on the news today.âÂ
âHe called in a favour.â Superman responds with faux-innocence, âBy phone.âÂ
âRight, right.â you fall silent to watch him dab at his injury with care. Thereâs a deep inhale before you speak again, âYou guys are close?âÂ
âYou could say that.â he mumbles, âIs there a problem?âÂ
Your eyes narrow, âIs there a problem to be addressed? Other than the wreckage of my car, but, yâknow, you already knew about that coming here. Did he give you my address?âÂ
âNo.â Superman jumps to Clarkâs defence because giving a strangerâlet alone a so-called enemyâyour address without consent was a downright breach of your privacy and safety; let alone dangerous. He then adds, âHe wouldnât do that.âÂ
âSo you just happened to know where I live in a mid-rise apartment complex with eleven floors?â you take a step into the bathroom to goad him, âIs that part of your superpowers? Being a creep?âÂ
âWhatâ?â he flaps, âNo! Nothing like that.â
âA woman alone in her apartment at night and youâre watching her from her fire escape. Thatâs pretty creepy, Supe.â you point a finger in his direction, essentially pinning him to the spot.Â
âI just came to apologise. Okay?â Superman takes a deep inhale in mild panic, âI never intended to destroy your car. But, if you ask me, Iâd do it a hundred times over if it meant I saved those kids that day.âÂ
âWhy does it matter if you apologise to me or not? You must have damaged thousands of cars by now.â (Try hundreds of thousands.)Â
Superman huffs, âIt matters to Clark. HeâuhâForgive me if this isnât common knowledge, but he likes you. Truly likes you. He sees a future with you, and then you had mentioned that if he were able to have me apologise to youâŚthen perhaps youâd proceed with the date.âÂ
Oh, boy.Â
âI was joking when I said that.â you state, âCan you not tell the difference between a joke and a serious request, Clark?âÂ
âClark?â the tips of Supermanâs ears go pink. Dead giveaway.Â
You throw a hand in his direction. âOh, come on, Clark. Itâs obviously you. Youâre Superman. You think Iâm dumb enough not to catch on when youâve been fighting his corner for the past couple of weeks?âÂ
Supermanâor, Clark to youâgawks, âIâm not quite sure what youâre implying here.âÂ
âWhat Iâm stating is, that you are Superman. You just so happen to be able to interview him every single time and shed a positive light on his actions, you were unbelievably mad after Supershitââ Clarkâs eye twitches, âAnd, what, Superman just so happens to know what apartment Iâm staying in without any information handed out? Donât even get me started on the glasses.âÂ
âThe glasses?âÂ
âWell, you mentioned once that the glasses were for short-distance reading. You never took them off after reading the letters in your mailbox.â you shrug as you explain your theory, âPlus, youâre not wearing them now so you obviously donât need them. You just wear them for a whole identity thing.âÂ
Clark is struck silent. You were good. Like, incredibly observant.Â
âDid you get the job at Daily Planet?â when you nod, he proceeds to talk, âGood. Weâll need someone like you.â he pauses, âAre you mad?âÂ
âNo, Iâm not mad.â you deflate a little, âI would have been if my theory was wrong and you did happen to hand out my address to some random man without my knowledge.âÂ
Clark gives a feeble nod, âIâm a little shellshocked that you figured it out.âÂ
âIâve never seen you two in the same room, I guess.â your joke makes both Clark and you smile widely at each other. The break of tension allows you to move closer to him as you bend at the waist to look at his injury. You hiss at the sight of it, âThat looks sore.âÂ
âOh, it isnât so bad.â Clark gives you a dopey sort of smile when he catches your eye. âI didnât intend to get hurt on the way here.âÂ
You nod, taking the sodden flannel from his grasp in order to dab at his torso, âSuperman sells me a sob story and bleeds out on my fire escape to get me to like him. That would have been dramatic.âÂ
âYouâre not mad?â Clark asks again for reassuranceâhis confidence since shaken from the rise of resistance in the Metropolis community in regard to his presence within the city.Â
With a shake of your head, you meet his blue eyes again, âNo. I mean, we have a lot to talk about. But thatâs what first dates are for, right? Getting to know each other?â
âSo, the date is still going ahead?â (Gosh. He sounded so insecure.)
âOh, Iâm not sure. Clark Kent might have an issue with it.â you joke, âHe called first dibs.â your playful tone ebbs along with your smug smile when Clarkâs brows pinch and he swallows deeply. His eyes flit to your lips and then back up to your eyes. âAre you about to kiss me?â
âIs that okay?â
âAgain, Clark Kentââ
Your repetitive joke is smothered when Clark captures your lips with his own. He cradles the back of your head to keep you in position, his head tilting in one direction to refrain from your noses being pressed together. Your stomach is splattered with a heavy warmth as your fingers curl around the bluish fabric of the suit he wears. The room falls into a blissful silence aside from the occasional smacking of lips when Clark deepens the kiss with a sense of heated desireâthe innocent kiss soon turning open-mouthed and desperate.Â
The signals of it allow you to climb onto his lap, wet flannel disregarded behind you as you wrap your arms around his neck, pulling yourself closer into his arms that begin to circle your frame. Your hips tilt and press downward and Clark responds with a faint whimper that makes you smile against his lips.Â
Thereâs that sensible part of your brain that screams for this to come to a screeching halt. No first date and youâre practically dry-humping Superman? Of all people? But the way he pathetically whined beneath you; that was all Clark Kent. Your neighbour that you had been crushing on for the better part of a year, even when you had been dating your ex-boyfriend, the poorly-postured, socially inept male had always been in your peripheral. (Turns out he had just been biding his time.)Â
You feel him shift beneath you and the memory of an open-wound that your all of a sudden flush against is thrown to the forefront of your mind. It makes you pull back promptly, Clarkâs face written with concernâhis lips all puffy and wet.Â
âIs something wrong?âÂ
âYour wound, Clark.â You lean back and Clarkâs hands hold your weight for you. âItâll probably need stitches.âÂ
He frowns, âNo, it wonât.â he leans in to press another kiss to your lips with less eagerness than before, âI can heal easily without human intervention.âÂ
âAre you serious? You just wanted some attention?â you tug at the grown out curls at the nape of his neck and laugh. âYou have so much explaining to do.âÂ
âOf course.â Clark smiles against your lips, quickly making you forget your train of thought as he stands with a grunt with you bundled up in his arms. He speaks between hungry kisses, âBut first, I have a destroyed car and a year of apologies to make up for.âÂ
You giddily laugh as he carries you to your bedroom.Â
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Iâm watching s5 of The Bear and it had me thinking about hypothetical careers and I was wondering what your thoughts are on what Clark would do for a career if he wasnât a journalist but also wasnât a farmer in Smallville.
I feel like a lot of people default to any kind of emergency service but I think his need to save people is satisfied by being Superman (which is also probably more effective too)
omg anon i was thinking about this on a walk the other day??? hive mind
tbh i know very little about clark and havenât read the comics so idk what he gets up to in there but!!!!
i started off thinking he might go down the firefighter route because heâs just destined to save lives and heâd be an asset to the fire department with his strength, x-ray vision and hearing etc. it seems pretty plausible but then again, he couldâve chosen that if he wanted to and instead went with journalism, right?? because part of me thinks he doesnât feel like he should be paid to save people, like thereâs some morality issue there.
i still think he would want toâŚhelp people??? not in the way that superman does but something like being a chef, because then he knows people are being fedâand heâd 100% run a non-profit restaurant and not charge the homeless, or single mothers that are just trying to find a way to feed her kids. maybe opens a hotel for immigrants who are fleeing from their war torn country, you know because that is the right thing to do. anything like that. or, honestly, that mf opens a bakery. commissioned cakes for bdays, graduations, special occasions in a pink frilly apron where no one can talk to him until heâs finished the cake lmao
Simply thinking about Jack Abbot correcting your posture.Â
Heâs a doctor, so sure it starts there, in the territory of alignment and strain and long-term damage, all the tiny indignities a body absorbs when nobodyâs paying proper attention to it.
And he worries about you, of course. Worries about the set of your neck and the rounded drag of your shoulders, about how you curl in on yourself over your charting like the screen might swallow you whole, about how you hunch over your phone texting those ridiculous little emoticons and memes he glances at with visible suspicion.Â
So he makes an effort to fix it.
A broad hand behind your chair, angling it closer to the desk until your spine has no excuse but the lengthen. Two fingers slipped beneath your chin when youâre bent out of shape around your phone on the couch, tilting your gaze upward until the vertebrae stack properly and the ache in your neck eases. Even in transit â plate to sink, fridge to stove â he stops to cup your shoulders, easing them from your ears with a downward glide of his thumbs.Â
A silent reward hums through the touch: a silent good girl, there you go.
âSit up, sweetheart.â âUncross your legs.â âLaptop higher.â âRelax your jaw.âÂ
He knows heâs a perpetual nuisance, aware he sounds like someoneâs dad, can practically hear the eye-roll you swallow every time.Â
He also knows it embarrasses you, especially at work, where your face goes warm when he corrects you within earshot of other people. And it isnât that he sets out to make you squirm, though heâd be lying if he said he got nothing out of that quick little fluster he can pull from you with a word, a hand, a look.Â
Itâs just that once he notices you folded in on yourself for too long, something in him firms. His voice drops into that clipped, authoritative register, flipping a switch to brisk certainty and command, and by then itâs already too late to pretend youâre not going to listen.Â
So when he catches you slouched at the station again, practically kissing the monitor, he doesnât hesitate.
Steps in behind you. His palm fits against the ridge of your upper back, heat seeping straight through the thin cotton.
âUp.â
You mutter, âI hate you,â eyes never leaving the vitals grid, and Jack takes it as the green light it is.
His thumb glides from back to shoulder to nape. The opposite hand curves under your jawâs hinge, guiding your head until your spine clicks back to neutral while the entire nursesâ station pretends their screens are riveting.Â
Public proof that your posture, and maybe the rest of you, answers to Dr. Abbotâs touch far faster than to your own irritation.Â
âThereâs a whole skeleton under all that,â he observes dryly. âTry using it.â
You bat at his hand, a half-hearted slap. âStop manhandling me at work.â
He ignores that, drops the chair one notch (ignoring your surprised squeak too), angles the monitor to proper eye level, then squares your shoulders with both palms. A measured squeeze follows, equal parts reassurance and warning.
âBetter,â he decides. âAnd if I catch you bent over that phone again, Iâm taking it.â
He likes the line of you best when heâs the one arranging it.Â
You figure that out later, breathless and flushed, forehead buried in his sheets while he kneels behind you, two sure hands repositioning your ass in the air like heâs smoothing kinks from an instrument only he can tune.
âUh-uh,â he grunts, and youâre too far gone to know what he means until his palm presses between your shoulder blades and eases you down, down, down, your hips staying high as your face sinks into the pillow. âArch for me â câmon, deeper bend, donât cheat your lower back.âÂ
Your breath catches when he palms the dip heâs just created, fingers splaying and then heâs sliding his cock in your folds slow. It earns a pleased mewl from you, angle perfect because heâs engineered it that way.Â
Every push has a tiny corrective tap â shoulders down, knees wider, perfect girl â until your pussy clenches and drips all over his rigid stomach and he finally lets you break form, hips snapping while his palm settles, triumphant, at the very spot that first straightened you hours ago.
MARIA NOTE hello this is my trying out little blurbs/drabbles bc this random thought rlly evoked something in me... don't know how to feel it ab. it feels naked without my fun graphics but alas! and the tiny text??? what do we think?? yes or no i'm in the middle right now so feel free to share opinions... it looked a little strange as regular but idk i'm lowkey having an existential crisis over this ok bye
summary: day three of the âto do listâ where park takes on a pottery class and isâŚgood at it? (wc:)
pairing: brendon park / f!reader
content: tooth-rotting fluff. grumpy x sunshine duo. bubbly!reader/pilates princess!reader (cont. of the series). obvious ooc of park because weâve taken 60 seconds of screen time and ran with it.
âHoneybee.â Park says in lieu of any real greeting as you approach. The nickname stuck after the Farmers Market visit, and it makes your heart rate tachy. He gives you the once over, finding the idea of dipping his head to press a fleeting kiss to your mouth almost too easyâlike it was meant to play out like that. Instead, he strains the unused muscles in his face to offer a small smile. âHow was your shift?â he asks.Â
You relish under his warm gaze, âOh, you knowâŚNever have enough hands.â your eyes flit to the scrubs you wore, âIâm not exactly screaming pottery date. I took the bus straight from work.âÂ
âThis is a date?â Park prods.Â
âPrototype of what could be.â you correct, âPost-shift brain fuzz. Minor slipâdonât get your hopes up.â
Park hums lowly, âYouâre free to change in my car.â (The one he could have also picked you up in. But heâd let that slide for a second time.)Â
âYou donât like me at my worst, Sharky?âÂ
âI like you at all times. Do you want to get changed or not?â Park quips. He had spent a handful of days with the absence of you in his daily routine, being a coveted surgeon and all. It made Park realise that having you aroundâin spite of the minor ailment of a mild headache you broughtâthat you were all the dopamine hit that he needed.Â
You were his own personal positive reinforcer. Smart-mouth and sunny disposition included.Â
With his proposition, you decide it would be best to salvage your scrubs of the watery clay stains and hop into the back of Parkâs truck. It was painted black, and even with the tinted windows; Park obstructed any view from his side by standing in front of the car door with his broad shoulders as a partition.Â
(The parking lot was empty, mind you.)Â
You give the window a knock and Park opens the door for you as his chin tilts upward to watch you stand tall on the ledge of the side steps of his car. Instinctively, his hand finds your hip to keep your balance with you joyfully parading your outfit change in the form of alternating poses.Â
Park doesnât rush you, or roll his eyes at your theatrics. He just openly stares in that familiar ooey-gooey expression that he seems to be doused in whenever heâs around you. Part of you thinks that if anyone in the PTMC saw this, theyâd start calling him Park the Kitten.Â
After you take a bow and Park lifts you down off the ledge and onto the ground, you enter the establishment decorated from ceiling to floor with previously made pottery projects. You get a little giddy seeing the displays as Park drops the docile-man-in-love and replaces it with his predictable, formidable presence as he greets the ownerânever mean, just lessâŚfluffy.Â
âIâd love to work in a pottery place.â you admit as you approach the pottery wheels you had both been assigned. You grab the apron from the stool and pull it over your head, âImagine how peaceful this is?âÂ
Park nods as he looks around. âI can imagine that.âÂ
âCan you tie me?â you ask, already turning. Park bites the remark on the tip of his tongue, knowing as a resident to the ED, youâre more than capable of tying an apron and ties you anyway. He taps your hip once heâs finished and you turn, âSeriously, I should start up my own pottery business. Call itâŚThe Clayground.âÂ
âWe can work on the name.â Park suggests with his deep tone laced with amusement.
You sit at your station, âWhatever.â you pause to look at the clay on the wheel, âHave you ever taken a pottery class before?âÂ
âYes.â Park informs, âMy therapist told me I need to find something to do with my hands in my spare time that isnât lifting weights at the gym. I went a few times and then never went back. No particular reason, though.â
âThank you for sharing that with me.â you say earnestly, because even with the evident bloom of a relationship on the horizon, Park was still relatively closed off in most aspects. This was, sort of, one of the first times he had ever shared anything on the rawer side; even if he didnât delve into the reason behind his therapy sessions.Â
Your gratitude takes him by surprise, his eyes flit toward you smiling gently back at him. He stretches his arm across the short distance between your stations and gives one short tug to your earlobe as a sign of understated affection. Because kissing you senseless was off the books for the time being.Â
The pottery class starts after that shared moment, and thereâs a few other attendees in their own little groups.Â
It takes a little over ten minutes for you to grasp the spin and motions in order to shape your clay into, well, anything that didnât look like a mound of clay. Your tongue pokes out between your teeth as you concentrate hard to create something, anything, that could be displayed in your apartmentâalthough, youâre quick to come to the conclusion that pottery may not be your forte.Â
When you take a peek at Parkâs wheel after the twenty minute mark, your posture slumps in defeat.Â
âYou said you took a few classes. Youâre practically a seasoned pro, Park.â you whine and gesture to his perfectly formed mug with the handle already fused to the side.Â
Park chuckles as he dips two fingers around the rim of the intended cup to smooth it out, and youâre left thinking of alternative scenarios with those same two fingers. âYou never asked if I was good at it.âÂ
âYeah, well, Iâll let you off if you give it to me once itâs finished.â you bargain.Â
âThat was the intention.â Park murmurs, eyes focusing on the task at hand. His wheel slows and he takes the opportunity to look at your creation. Your jaw slackens when he stifles a laugh behind a clay smothered hand, âWhat is that?âÂ
âItâs called a work in progress.âÂ
âItâs a mess.â Park states which earns a swat at his arm.Â
âI think I liked you better when you said two words to me.â you begrudgingly tease at his lack of frigidity, the more time he spent with you.Â
Park says nothing. He takes the spare time he has left to dig his heels into the stone flooring beneath, the wheels of his stool rolling back and to the side until heâs positioned behind you. Park leans forward until his broad chest is flush with your back, and your body is encased as he reaches his arms around you so he can rest his warm hands against yours.Â
As easygoing as you were, his actions made your muscles tense a little. His head was cocked to the side to watch the pottery wheel, and you could feel his shallow breaths against the shell of your earâit was enough to make the hairs on your arms stand on end.Â
Park helps guide you through the pottery process, talking you through the movements and ways in order to shape the clay into a vase. (He had asked you what you wanted to make whilst moving his hands against yours and you flapped. You actually intended on making a mug for your coffee since your favourite one broke.)Â
The clay on the wheel starts to look less like a brownish mound, and more like a small vase that you could envision little flowers in, drinking up the water from their stems.Â
Park rolls back once you both are happy with the shape of the vase. A little dorsal fin added to the side with all the intentions to paint it shark-like colours once it had spent its time in the Kiln.Â
âDo you happen to like supernatural romance movies, Sharky?â you ask cheekily as he moves away from your station. You grin at the Ghost reference you had just been subjected to.Â
(Park was hoping that would have gone unnoticed.)Â
Park sniffs, âMaybe.âÂ
The pottery class draws to a close and everyone is satisfied with their creations. You etch your initials into the side of your shark themed vase, and watch as Park does the same for his.Â
âNew mug for your coffee?â you chirp when he finishes, drawing the mug back to inspect the sides of it like the thorough man he is.Â
Park gives you a blank look. As if you shouldâve already been privy to the knowledge. âItâs for you.â
âItâs seriously for me?â you repeat in surprise.Â
âYou mentioned that your favourite one broke.â Park shrugs, âSo, I made you another one. You drink coffee like itâs going out of fashion.âÂ
Your heart warms exponentially.
âThatâs really sweet of you.â your eyes narrow as Park turns the mug in his hands for the final time before submitting it to the Kiln. âWhatâs that on the side?â you ask as you point to a small, yet unmissable drawing close to the handleâcoincidentally noticing that if you were to rest your left hand where the drawing was, your ring finger would line up perfectly with it.Â
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Hi Koolie! Iâve been a pretty silent reader of yours (sometimes Iâd sent anonymous ask), but I wanted to say how much I love your Clark stories! Theyâre a work of art đ
this is so sweet đđ i really appreciate it!!
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can I ask a personal question? and please just ignore this if Iâm wrong or you donât feel comfortable answering but, are you black?
I was just curious since you wrote a Sinclair!reader fic and said that you imagine the counterpart to your Clark fics as Ayo Edebiri (#real asf btw). I was just wondering bc as a black girly I feel like I never find black writers for Clark lmao
not uncomfortable at all, ty for asking. iâm white. to be really honest about it, iâve lived through the 1d and teen wolf era of fanfics where every faceclaim was lucy hale or description for a x reader fic had long straight hair or pale, fair skin and always made/continue to make the effort to make these pieces relatable for everyone bc it was so sad to see comments hiding behind humour that they couldnât relate on a physicality aspect. plus i always imagine clark kent with a black woman because they would look so good together in their little life in metropolis
â.á Expectations (Day Two): Honeybee ââ Brendon âThe Sharkâ Park
summary: you take park to the farmers market for day two of your âto do listâ (wc: 1.4k)
pairing: brendon park / f!reader
content: corny fluff. grumpy x sunshine duo. mutual crushing. park is down BAD. you guys are touchy feely in this. itâs just pure cheese. reader likes pink.
Park hadnât ever taken time out of his elaborate schedule of reparations to the musculoskeletal system on the poor souls of Pittsburgh, to frolic between pop-up gazebos that had local grown produce and craft beer coming out of its ears.Â
His downtime was, to be quite frank, still work. Park would allocate his free time to observing online lectures, assessments, case studies and then doing it all in reverse. If he wasnât elbow-deep in work related things, he was taking a shot of dry protein powder and spending the rest of the sunlight hours lifting heavy weights in the gymâanything to prevent his brain from switching off.Â
When he had read the note you inputted in his calendar app for the closest Saturday either of you had away from the doors of the PTMC, he turned his extensive research skills toward studying the ins and outs of a regular Farmers Market.Â
The Bloomfield Saturday Market on Liberty Street. To be exact.Â
Now, Park was well aware that he wasnât just emptying out some short-term knowledge on bones and ligaments to replace it for Farmers Market wisdom; for his own personal interest. No, that was far from the category of Brendon Parkâs interests. It was solely because you had expressed a keen interest in keeping the local community alive.Â
It almost meant that Park was quick to catch on that he was satisfied with the idea of doing, well, anything for someone like you. (This including the Pilates class that had him limping around the Orthopaedics floor for a few days.)Â
You met him at the entrance to the lot that the market was being held in on Liberty Street, in an outfit that conjured up a subtle expression out of Park in the form of a harsh gulp that made his adamâs apple bob.Â
Park slow blinks at you, like some docile cat. âI could have picked you up,â he says as you approach him with a windswept look from the walk, âIf I had your number. Which, I still donât.âÂ
âHello to you too, Shark.â you retort sarcastically, âPlus, what would lesson be learnt if I just handed my digits over?âÂ
âYou spend ten hours on your feet at work, and you still prefer to walk to Liberty Street?â Park asks lowly, glazing over your jab, and walks at your leisurely pace.Â
You chuckle lightly, âI donât need you to take me for a ride, Sharky.â you spare him a glance, âIâm rather independent in that aspect of my life.âÂ
(He didnât doubt that. Innuendo insinuated or not.)Â
The two of you walk into the lot of the Farmers Market that had already begun a handful of hours earlier, where you give a handful of facts about the Bloomfield Market in its entirety, and Park listens intentlyâthe softness he spares for you never extending past you to the smiley attendees on the friendlier side of the spectrum.Â
Even with the stark contrast, between the PTMC, where Park felt the weight of being a renowned Ortho surgeon fall upon the expanse of his broad shoulders and the Farmers Market that replaced the high-paced clinical environment for a slow-tempo, sensory enriched stroll; it was you at the core of it all, that had Parkâs whole, undivided attention.Â
You spoke for the both of you, which Park liked, even if he was willing to dust off the conversational skills to engage with you. Hands waving with little regard to spacial awareness, you brought a newfound radiance to the already good-weathered day as you peered at each stall in passing.Â
âDid you want something in particular?â Park asks when you pause at a stall that advertised their heirloom vegetables.Â
âActually, yes.â you smile politely at the owner of the stall, âI want to get some honey.âÂ
âHoney?â Park repeats as he scans the visible stalls for any sign of golden coloured mason jars.Â
You straighten up with a glint in your eye, âItâs a little soon to be handing out terms of endearment, Sharky.â you painfully tease, âYou donât even know my favourite colour.âÂ
âItâs pink.â (The pink water bottle and pink crocs at work made that obvious.)Â
âCheat.â you respond.
Park lets a short breath of a laugh escape past hisâusuallyâtight-lipped expression. That was also part of you that Brendon Park had grown fond of over the initial months of giving you the time of day, was the fact that you were so easy to disarm that exterior made up of concrete and bad moods.
You flash a bright smile at the sound of his low chuckle, your insides fluttering. Without much thought, you smooth the palm of your hand around his veiny forearm and curl your fingers around until youâve latched onto him.Â
Park doesnât even flinch. His head still on a swivel to locate a honey stall, he gives a small tug to bring you closer to his side as you weave through the oncoming foot traffic.Â
(So, physical touch was not off the menu!)Â
Eventually, you find the stall of beekeepers selling honey that you had in mind set onâyou even let Park take the victory of locating it, just to stroke his attentive ego. The stall is half empty due to popular demand of the variety of unprocessed comb honey, soft set or even honey mustard.Â
As you greet the vendors, Park smooths a hand across the small of your back and bends to mumble in your ear that he will be back momentarily; his sights set far off in the distance. Which is great, you think, with Brendon Parkâs reputation of being a razor-sharp toothed workaholic, taking an interest in a stall within a social event that was far from where anyone within the PTMC would plant himâŚit made your heart swell that something captures his interest.Â
He returns a couple of minutes later as youâre wrapping up the process of buying some honey from the beekeeper passionate about his trade. Park stops your purse from leaving your tote bag, âIâve got it.âÂ
âDonât be silly.â you wave him off, which earns you a deadpan glare. âAlright, fine. Pay for my honey.âÂ
Park does exactly that, because that was part of intentions even coming on this recreational event with you. Amidst the fun of the fully booked calendar app, and the Cat and Mouse game you were enforcing in order for Park to syringe out your phone number; he was still in the mindset to impress you at any given moment.Â
Brendon Park wanted you. Bad.Â
A couple of inexpensiveâto him, anywayâpots of honey was no skin off his nose, and he could see from his peripheral that you were smiling.
That was what it was all about. That fucking smile.Â
âThank you for that,â you turn to Park after taking the bag of honey from the vendor. âDid you find something to buy?âÂ
Park nods, âYeah. Hereââ he moves the arm that had been concealing a bouquet of vibrant flowers wrapped in brown paper. He gets a little nervous, which is a rarity. ââThe lady helped me pick them. She said theyâre zinnias, snapdragons and celosias, if you like any of them. All of them are in season right now. Colourful.â he adds at the end to tie up his flower fact-induced word vomit.
(Oh, boy. He was seriously exceeding all expectations.) Â
You blink at the pink and orange bouquet, âYou picked them?â your voice wavers with endearment.Â
âOf course.â Park says as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.Â
Part of you almost kisses his face silly in the middle of the Bloomfield Market. You go for the latter of pressing a kiss to his cheekâwhich youâre almost convinced Park moved a couple of inches so it captured the corner of his lips instead. Taking the bouquet from Park, you admire the flowers up close as he guides you towards more stalls with his hand planted against your back again.
For safety purposes, incase you lose each other. Not for the personal benefit of justâŚbeing able to touch you. Obviously.Â
You let out a gasp, âOh shit!âÂ
âWhat?â Parkâs head snaps down to look at you.Â
âThereâs a honeybee in my flowers!â you point to it excitedly with your finger, as it collects pollen. âYou know theyâre a sign of good fortune?â
Park hums, âThat would be correct.â he draws circles in your back with his thumb as he speaks, âIâm feeling pretty fortunate right now.â