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summary: dex has zero social media literacy and doesn't know wtf you're talking about. (1.1k, gn reader, crack, fluff, office friendship, dirty joke, minions, dex tries to understand what memes are; honestly idk why this was so long i just want to have more of dex ig)
Itâs just a stupid meme, so you donât think much of it when you send it to Dexâa low quality, atrociously Photoshopped picture of a puppy with its brain getting poked with an injection, Ritalin pills and a 5G tower in the background:Â
   theyre doing this to me at work tomorrow btw
[Sent 9:06 AM]
Dex doesnât reply, not even with his usual stilted âThanksâ.
Youâre fine with that, totally; you already know Dex is, well, himselfâman of few words and composure and too-sharp jawline⌠So. You assume heâs just ignoring you as usual, which makes you a little bit pleased knowing youâve probably stupefied your poor coworker into bewilderment once again.
What you donât know is that youâre exactly right. Twenty feet away, in a sterile cubicle surrounded by discarded tactical gear and stacks of paperwork, Dex is staring at his screen like it personally offended him.
Dex blinks once, finally, slow like a cat watching a ceiling fan.
ââŚThe fuck.â
 The badly edited puppy has a syringe full of mercury pointed into its brain and someoneâs holding an orange bottle of ADHD pills behind it. He rereads the sentence, just in case it holds a secret meaning.Â
   theyre doing this to me at work tomorrow btw
He leans back in his chair like a man confronting the unknowable void.
âIs this funny?â he mutters. âDo I say something?â
He opens Google.
   âdog on ADHD medication??â
No luck. It sends him to some Instagram pages with dogs he doesnât care about, and he closes the tab after seeing a bunch of drama on the PetMD forum. Symbolism perhaps? Puppy = you; mercury = brain damage; the cell tower = some kind of conspiracy⌠at work⌠the Bureau...?Â
Oh fuck it. He gives up.
   Are you ok?
   [Sent 10:40 AM]
Aha, so the man responds. You send back four emojis: đťđđđ
A few minutes later, your phone pings.
   I hope they donât inject anything into your head.
   [Sent 10:45 AM]
You snort, trying to stifle your snicker. You can hear this guyâs voice in your head. thank u king thatâs so thoughtful, you send back.
By lunchtime Dex is three articles deep into âMillennial vs Gen Z Humor: A Brief History of Nihilistic Absurdism.â He doesnât mean to care, really. Youâve probably forgotten about it entirely but he hasnât. Heâs finally gotten the point of the picture you sent, to his satisfaction, but why is the skull emoticon thing everywhere now?Â
   skull emoji meaning
   Result: âUsed to express laughing so hard youâre dead.â
He shakes his head. That doesnât make any fucking sense.
The next day, you wake up to multiple messages from Dex.
   Thank you for your dog Meme, itâs very funny.
   Work is like that sometimes.
   Haha
   â ď¸
   [sent 5:10 AM]
You stare at the screen for a long time.
   â ď¸
Actually, you think your hands are shaking now. You message back:
   wtf u know how to use emojis????????????
He replies immediately:
   Yes.
   I think
Then:
   đĽ
Why is there fire now. What does the fire mean. Is he okay. Your faceâs gone hot and you screenshot it for maybe nothing in particular but, well, to look back at later on and laugh harder.
Itâs Friday, which is a vacation enough in itself but unfortunately that still means you should be working and processing the latest field report Mockta dropped on your desk. But instead, youâre doing something far more dangerous. Youâre messing with Dex again. You send him a photo of someone furiously petting a catâs head.
   Me rubbing the workweekâs pussy so it finishes faster
   [Sent 9:48 AM]
Dex is drinking his coffeeâstraight black, very sadâwhen he sees the notification. He reads your caption and almost spits into his sleeve.
What did you just send him.
He stares and reads it again.
âMe rubbing the workweekâs⌠Oh GodâŚâ He trails off, rubbing his brow in anguish. He lowers the phone slowly, looking around the bullpen, the hallway, the exit. Then he turns to his laptop and opens Google. God help him.
   pussy rubbing work weekÂ
He hits Enter and immediately regrets it. A new tab opens. A very not-safe-for-work one accessed through the Bureau Wi-Fi. Thereâs moaning and a lot of exposed skin. One of the women is holding a calendar. He slams his laptop shut so hard the desk rattles, mind racing.
He didnât read about this shit in any of the articles he read last Tuesday! Staring into the abyss of his screen, Dex messages back:
   ?
   omg dex itâs a joke
   i hopeyou did NOT google that
   are u okay
Thereâs a long pause, an eternity really. You sip your coffee, wipe at your eyes. Then, finally:
   Understood.
   Thanks for the explanation
  I did but i wonât Google anything ever again.
   [Sent 10:21 AM]
The mental image of him in a mortified fugue state, recoiling from his screen, is almost too muchâbut you manage to swallow your laughter as Ray walks past your desk, shooting you a wary look.
The rest of the day is uneventful. You manage to make a small dent in the field reports. Dex doesnât message you again and you assume youâve broken him with the dirty joke, whichâhonestlyâfair.
You donât see him again until you're heading out, bag slung over your shoulder, keys jangling in your hand. You pass Dexâs desk, and he stands up so fast he almost collides with the corner of his desk.Â
âHey,â he says, voice weirdly formal. He wrings his hands. âUh. Wait a second.â
You stop. âYeah?â
He hesitates, squinting as he unlocks his phone, and silently holds it out to you. You blink down at the screen.
Itâs a Minion. A fucking Minion. The image is so low-res you can count the pixels, jpeg artifacting all over. The Minionâs mid-stride, throwing up a peace sign. The text reads:
   BestfriEND
   BoyfriEND
   GirlfriEND
   Food
   Only Food has no END.
Thereâs a watermark in the corner that says something like âSusan's Recipe Shack,â straight from the Facebook feed of someoneâs divorced aunt. It takes you a second to process whatâs happening. And then you wheeze, laughing so violently your knees buckle a little. Two people from Cybercrimes glance up. You wave them away, tears in your eyes.
âOh my God,â you gasp, clutching your chest. âDex. Dex.â
Heâs standing stiffly, eyes flicking nervously around the room, like he didnât expect you to react. His phone wavers in his hand. âYou donât have to laugh that hard,â he mutters, starting to pull it back.
âNo, noâdonât you dare delete that,â you grab his wrist, still breathless. âYou made this? Where did you find it?â
He blinks. âFacebook.â
âChrist almighty, youâre going deeper.â
He swallows, ears red and flexing his hands. âYou seem to like them.â
You giggle again and this time somebody mutters something about needing to go home. You donât care. Dex is still standing there like heâs not sure if he should run away, but a smileâs starting to tug at his mouth too.
âKeep going,â you say, grinning so hard your cheeks hurt. âI want more tomorrow.â
ââŚAlright,â he nods. Heâs serious but the blushâs absolutely radiating off his face. âIâll look for more Minions.â
can somebody tell me some good fics to read?? obvs candidates are clark kent, jack abbot, ryland grace, benjamin poindexter & bucky barnes (or any fic of anyone u like because i am a DAWG for fictional men)
little headcanons about clark kent and how he would behave (very normally) leading up to proposing to his partner (heâs great at keeping secrets) | sfw! 1.1k words
- so heâs definitely got your dream ring, either he asked you to build a pinterest board and designed it himself at the jeweler, or you both went together and picked it out and then he tried to wait long enough to catch you off guard
- obviously youâre not caught off guard because he literally could not be more conspicuous
- weeks leading up to it, youâre at a family party catching up with distant relatives and someone asks the dreaded question, when is it your turn to get married? and usually clark would hit you with a sweet smile and say your guysâ time will come. but this time he flinches and laughs way too loud and is like âOHHH WE DEFINITELY HAVE SOME TIME BEFORE THENâ and youâre like????
- like youâve had conversations in your relationship about the logistics of it all, you know itâs coming soon so the second he starts acting fishy, you kind of know.
- he also gets really jumpy about random things, like you cleaning up after him because what if you happen to check in the box in the top of the closet where youâve never looked in the entire time youâve known him and you find the ring??
- so he is suddenly being absolutely spotless, not a speck of dust left in his trail which is very different than the chaos of usual
- he also becomes a little cagier about his plans, like usually heâs begging you to come along to his nights with jimmy and lois but suddenly he doesnât even offer because he wants the time to be able to word vomit all of these worries to his friends. so he kisses you goodbye one night and youâre like umm where are you headed? and heâs just like âoh out with jimmy love you byeâ
- letâs say you have a little weekend getaway to the beach planned. surely this is it. heâs been acting on edge lately, you looked for rings together, youâve had a verbatim conversation that the proposal is coming in the next 6 months or so. thereâs no way this trip is anything but a proposal.
- to the point that you make sure to pack a pretty white outfit in case he asks you to go for an evening stroll or a romantic dinner
- then on the way there, he keeps making up reasons why he has to stop the car - heâs had to go to the bathroom 3 times an hour in, he needs to pull over and mess with the navigation, he needs to stop at the gas station for water (you literally packed water bottles with you). every time you stop heâs tearing through the front pocket of his backpack to be sure he hasnât lost the ring in the 5 minutes since he last checked.
- finally you offer to drive and heâs like NO because heâs supposed to be treating YOU to a sweet romantic getaway. so he tries to keep it under control and succeeds for a little while
- until you arrive at your rental and instead of looking at the plush bed and offering to break it in with you he locks himself out on the balcony to call his mom
- she settles him down a little, like dude youâve literally had a conversation where they told you theyâre gonna say yes. what are you freaking out for
- so you do manage to have a sweet dinner at a restaurant by the beach where he only freezes up a few times. you go on a little walk hand in hand where he can handle the comfortable, loving silence.
- you settle in before bed (you do manage to break it in and he only gets a little emotional looking at your face and thinking about the fact that youâre his future spouse) and he lets you curl up on his chest and kisses your head over and over
- all in all, a sweet night despite the weird start. you start to think maybe heâs back to normal.
- until you wake up the next morning to the sun breaking through the clouds, way too early for a relaxing retreat, and heâs already locked out on the balcony, pacing back and forth on the phone with his mom again
- he comes in and kisses you good morning and tells you not to move a muscle while he brings you a coffee just the way you like it. he settles back in next to you and youâre reading your book while you sip on your drink
- or you would be reading your book if you could focus, but you canât because clark literally cannot sit still. fidgeting from one hip to the other, toes wiggling, taking deep breaths over and over because heâs so anxious
- âclark i canât focusâ âsorry honeyâ
- 2 seconds later.. âCLARK can you sit stillâ âsorry, sorryâ
- and he really does try his best but itâs just not fun for either of you
- he asks you to go on a walk before your lunch reservations, and reminds you about 45 times that you need to leave at a certain time, as if heâs EVER been on time in his life
- youâve just resigned yourself to it at this point. you get dressed in your pretty white outfit because itâs your last day before you go home, and when you leave the bathroom completely ready, you both lock eyes and know the other one knows whatâs about to happen
- he lets out a shaky breath, reaches out to you, pulls you in and plants a big fat kiss on your lips, nose, and top of your head in that order. holds onto you for a minute and tells you how beautiful you are.
- you make your way, hand in hand, down to the beach. you notice how heâs patting his pocket every 2 seconds again, checking for something. but you canât help but smile at it now because now you know
- finally, he takes a shaky breath and looks at you with those pretty blue eyes, remembering how lucky he is to be this nervous right now. he grabs your hands, kneels down, and finds the ring he made sure not to misplace. he starts professing his love to you, eyes glassy, voice and hands shaking. somehow makes his way to the big question. your hands are on his cheeks and youâre yanking him up for a kiss before you even manage to get an answer out. he gets the message anyway.
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what of frank langdon with a girlfriend that is a neonatal nurse and keeps calling him up to look at the babies lowkey trying to convince him to have a baby (itâs a no)
frank langdon x f!neonatal nurse reader | wc: 1.1k
a/n: if there's any medical inaccuracies i'm sorry - lmk & i'll correct!!
the five times frank visits your unit.
i.
frank likes to come during the in between moments of the pitt.
he doesn't remember the day that he started doing it, just knows that at some point during his shift, when there was space to breathe, he found himself gravitating towards your floor.
usually, he finds that you're busy.
checking tiny vitals with tiny equipment, hands soft and steady. holding one of the babies, engrossed in telling them a story. talking to a pair of parents, your genuine warmth apparent even from across the room.
on those days, he doesn't interrupt.
he just watches you in your element, letting the feeling in his chest talk to him.
ii.
sometimes, you look up just in time.
you catch his gaze, face lighting up in recognition of him. you always motion him to come closer.
and he compliesâhook, line, and sinker.
you like to tell him about the babies. their stories, spoken in a way that makes them sound already amazing.
"isn't she beautiful?" you once asked. it's rhetorical, of courseâyou're already enamored.
frank hums, knowing that he doesn't have to wait for you to divulge further.
"she was smaller," you say, voice hushed. "but we've gotten her weight up a little bit. i think she's gonna be just fine."
iii.
once, there was a Bad Day.
nothing happened all at the same timeâit piled up over the course of his twelve hours.
too many cases. a patient lost. a line that didn't end. charts that needed signing. mistakes he had to fix. a mistake he should've caught. a hum in his head. a restlessness at his fingers.
the weight of the world was heavy on frank langdon.
it's your off day. and he's thought about texting you, knows that you'd want to know about the kind of day he's having. but he doesn't want to encroach on your free time, thinking that you're probably using it to recharge for the next time you dive into your unit.
so he resists.
and his feet carry him, stair by stair, up to the floor that he doesn't work on principle, but knows all the same.
he doesn't want to lingerâknows that it's probably strange that there's a doctor loitering around where he has no orders, no procedures, no need to exist.
he can't pull away though. not yet.
he watches for a beat, the lines of beds, and the tiny humans that are blissfully, mercifully, resting. there's no chaos. just the quiet hum of machines, and warmth, and the lingering presence of peace that you've left behind.
iv.
you pull him along this time.
he comes, always following, because robby told him to take tenâwe've got it covered, he'd said. and you're privy to the blessed and unknown concept of scheduled breaks, using the time to wrap your hands around his bicep and insist that he needs to see the newest arrivals.
if he's being honest, he does. the softer lighting, the newness of it allâit's like a little, guilt-free, dopamine hit during the middle of the otherwise shitshow-but-baseline of the pitt.
you don't release him. even when you've made your destination, even when it's clear that he won't be moving from the spot first.
a set of triplets.
two boys, one girl.
he thinks, fondly, that the boys have a hell of a life ahead of them.
"they had to be together for a little bit," you tell him, still pressed close to his side. "in the beginning. wouldn't stop crying and we couldn't do anything."
frank nods. he isn't so far removed from the times when his own children were in the phase of crying without offering any soveable reason.
creativity, he had found, was the key to survival.
v.
the staff breakroom on the neonatal floor is unsettlingly nice.
comparatively speaking.
the coffee machine works. the refrigerator isn't a biohazard. the chairs are comfortable.
even if you weren't a part of the equation, frank thinks that it would be hard to give up the paradise that he's found.
when he wanders up to your unit, you're busy. but you noticed him, the look on your face clearly a signal saying give me a moment.
so he makes himself at home in the breakroom, lounged in one of the nicer chairs that recline, a cup of fresh donut holes on the table in front of him. when you finally walk in, you give him another silent communicationâa pout, furrowed brows, as if to say, really?
you sit across from him. a small sigh from you, and then your feet find their spot in the chair next to him. he puts a hand on your ankle, instinctively finding skin underneath scrub pants, rubbing a small line back and forth before he speaks.
"how's it going?"
"my feet hurt. and i've been spat up on. and i'm tired. butâ" your face relaxes and your hands rest across your sternum as you smile, "it's still a good day."
frank hums, understanding. days where you were worn down to your bone could still be good days, he knew, as long as the scales were still balanced.
"that's good," he responds. he doesn't offer you slop from the pitt, not yet, doesn't want to damper your day mid-shift.
a silence falls.
his hand doesn't move off of your ankle, and you don't move to leave yet, and it's almost exciting how comfortable it all is.
"do you ever think about having another one?" you ask suddenly, disarming the quietness.
franks breath hitches. just long enough for you to notice.
because he hasâthought about it.
in lingering moments, catching him off guard.
he's been there before, enjoyed it more than what he thought was possible. the sleepless nights, sanitizing bottles, changing diapers, bouncing his babies until they were soothed.
he wouldn't change a thingâthe bumpiness of being a new parent. wouldn't take back the challenge of the learning curve.
but time had passed. and he had his own challengesâand he'd worked through them mostly. and he felt clean again, and whole, and he'd be a liar if he said that there wasn't a part of him that didn't drift off in thought to a baby who had his eyes and simples and your hair and spirit.
but he is just a man. and you're waiting for a response, and for as much as he doesn't want to disappoint you, he equally doesn't want to get your hopes up. because you are warmth, and goodness, and this thing between the two of you is so good that he doesn't want to risk it going off the rails yet.
"sometimes," he admits. a halfway point. frank's greatest weakness has always been his need to fix, and he feels that now as you nod, even before he finishes, reading his expression with the quickness that makes you dangerous and kind.
i have just written a scene in my wip for benjamin poindexter where he is (actually and shamelessly) drooling over reader before he puts her on the bed and gets to work
I love your little details in your fics like this part was adorbsss asf
(Clark had even bought you a subscription to a lip balm company for the sole purpose of saving your lips from being kissed off.) đ¤
THANK YOU FOR POINTING IT OUT đŤśđŤś i like to think he did a deep dive and researched multiple companies, the ingredients and reviews before selecting just one
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I just read your fic Moonlight and Clark is SUCHHHH a loverboy for attempting to try all five floors of the restaurant. I love the way you write him <333
tysm for reading it đđ clark would test out every restaurant in metropolis if you wanted him to
last song: dick â starboi ft doja cat đ sometimes i listen to this song when i wanna think about clark kent
currently watching: very honestly, frozen and not by choice
current obsession: a crisp diet coke and my new knowledge of how to cross-post between ao3 and tumblr LMAO
currently reading: project hail mary BABY
currently working on: the bug of the bodega â benjamin pointdexter
last internet search: how do i get things in my queue to post on tumblr. when i tell you i have been on the internet since i was 13 years old and still have zero idea how anything works. also to add to this i used to queue things which makes it even worse
tags with pressure: @kryptidfiles @clarkkentsbiceps @juliecy @clarkentluvr
Characters: Loki x Reader
Word Count: 300
Now Playing: Tainted Love - Soft Cell / âI cannot stand the way you tease.â
Tags/warnings: Reader is touchy, Loki enjoys it, mildly suggestive, no gendered pronouns for reader, he/him pronouns for Loki, no use of y/n, anything else - just let me know!
A/N: requested by @its-madness7 !
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The most dangerous nights tend to be the quiet ones. Simple. When the night falls, and you climb into bed, and youâre reminded with a great gentleness that you both have nothing but time.Â
His back presses against the mattress. He looks up at the ceiling, waves of inky black hair falling onto his pillow. You watch, lying on your side. He almost looks distracted.Â
You shuffle closer, body draping over him, and you think - not for the first time - that he is more man than god. That he is perfectly touchable.
Lokiâs eyes snap towards your face. He has a question. Doesnât ask it.Â
Your thumb draws against his bottom lip, feeling the air of his lungs. He kisses the pad of your finger.
âYou look very focused,â he murmurs lowly against your skin.
âJust looking,â you reply.Â
He sighs, like a man burdened. âI cannot stand the way you tease."
âI have a terrible time believing that,â you say. The grin on your face is full of lifeâthe kind of thing Loki thinks that he wants to remember.Â
He blinks up at you, the blue of his eyes barely visible in the low light. Then he moves, shifting weight so that you roll underneath him.
You were always surprised by Lokiâs warmth, especially when it surrounded you. Â
âLittle mortal,â he croons against your cheek. âYou have gotten brave.âÂ
âPerhaps. There is a saying about the fortune and the brave, though.âÂ
Loki hums. You can practically feel the sound against your skin.Â
âAnd what do you hope to gain with its favor?â He asks.Â
âI donât believe Iâm supposed to tell youâlike a birthday wishââ His nose finds your collarbone first, then his teeth. He scrapes against the skin, enough to make your chin jerk away, laughing, ââokay, okay!âÂ
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content: a follow-up from On Me. jack comes to your rescue after girlâs night. hefty amounts of fluff. established relationship (sort of). mentions of alcohol and inebriation and implied sexual encounters. jack is the horseman of the love languages. semi-s2 spoilers (havenât finished watching it.)
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Jack had finally found some respite.Â
An unbroken hour of solitude after being surrounded by a pile of dog shit strapped to patriotism, one bullet graze to the shoulder and a cyber threat on the health network of Pittsburgh as a whole. If anybody asked, heâd meet it with a shrug and a simple: âIt was a bog standard shift. For the Fourth of July.âÂ
(You should see the PTMC on a full moon on Halloween weekend. Now thatâs an explosive spectacle.)
He had found that thought enough incentive to shut his eyes after setting an alarm for an hourâand five minutesâtime to haul himself and the tender muscles in his shoulder back to the PTMC to go old school with fax machines and white-boards.Â
It took all of the three minutes out of the spare five he had added to his alarm, for his phone to light up and buzz against his chest. Thumb against the button on the side to preemptively end the call before it even started. Jack almost chose himself over whomever decided that 4PM was the sweet spot to catch a conversation with the physician.Â
And then, in one sweep of realisation that thrashed its way to the forefront of his mind, Jack remembered that it mightâve been a perfect time for you to call.Â
Shit.Â
Without much deliberation, he flipped his phone over, eyes halfway to being peeled open, when he saw your Caller ID spread across the top of the screen with a photo of you and Jack smooshed together on your fourth date as the chosen background image.Â
(You hated the photo. Which made Jack love it even more.)Â
His thumb swiped to answer, phone pressed to his ear. âHello?âÂ
âJack-y Jack-y. Break my back-y.â
Wow. That was a crudeâbut not unwelcomeâway of introductions over the phone. Jack could practically smell the Fourth of July bottomless brunch through the phone, not to mention that the slur of your words may have given away the level of intoxication you were experiencing from a couple of patriotic cocktail mixes of red, white, and blue and two stolen Mimosaâs from another table.Â
That was yours and the empty Table 12âs little secret though.Â
Jack let a chuckle slip, âHey, baby. What can I do you for?âÂ
âJust callingââ You hiccuped, ââTo ask how your Fourth of July has been? Uneventful? Boring?â You teased, knowing fine well, a SWAT shift was far from those two adjectives.Â
âOh, you donât even know half of it.â Jack pandered to your drunken taunt, his eyes fully shut now. âHow are the girls?âÂ
âWellâŚâ You took in your surroundings of a litter ridden street and a tired sun dropping below the horizon and let out a puff of air in response.
Jack opened his eyes at that.Â
Suddenly, dosing off to the dulcet tones of your voice on the other end of a phone call seemed like a far fetched idea. Who needed sleep anyway? Especially when theirâunlabelledâsignificant other blew out hot air in response to a simple question of how her impenetrable fortress of her friendship group made up of women from all walks of life were.Â
Oh, Jack couldnât wait to hear this one.Â
He zeroed in on your hesitance. âYou still with me?â When you hummed lazily, Jack narrowed his eyes at the wall across from him, âIs that a hard question to answer all of a sudden?âÂ
âSheesh, Abbot.â You drawled, âLet me justâŚthink for a minute.âÂ
(Absolutely not.)Â
âWhere are you right now?â Jack asked with the phone sandwiched between his ear and shoulder. Already tugging at his prosthetic leg.Â
You frowned, âWhy?âÂ
âWhyâ?â Jack let out an impatient laugh. Not at you. Never at you. But, at the conclusion you would eventually come to during the phone call. He stood to full height and added, âBecause, Iâm coming to get you. Thatâs why.âÂ
âUh, correction. Youâre not invited.â You held your forefinger up in the air to draw emphasis on the correction you were making. You spoke again with one eye closed, âDonât style my cramp. Or, however that saying goes.âÂ
Jack fished his keys from the bowl at his front door, âOh yeah? Let me talk to one of them.âÂ
OK. Part of you took a mental note to be more consistent in recalling the fact that Jack Abbot was incredibly intuitive. Perceptive to a fault. Which meant, before you could even string a coherent excuse together from the jumble of words sloshing about in your brain, Jack had already been two steps ahead in deciphering the lack of female presence in the background of your phone call.Â
Because, if it was a bottomless brunch that stretched far beyond the definition of âbrunchâ, that meant Jack wouldâve been met with more than just one voice. How could he possibly know that? Perhaps, you had just stepped outside. Jack Abbot knew because of two things: 1) You never just called. It was always FaceTime, regardless of your location. And, 2) Your friends took every opportunity to interfere in your phone calls with Jack, because he had made a good, lasting impression on all of them.Â
Put two and two together. The equation wasâŚyou had been ditched.Â
Your fists clenched as you mouthed a profanity at Jackâs request. No, it hadnât been entirely intentional that you were the last woman standing at the get together. The rest of the groupâbesides one who was married and left well before the lines got blurry on it being brunch drinks, and just, all day drinksâwere single, and heavily active on all dating apps. Thus meaning, a holiday celebration statewide, and eight drinks thrown back; all your girlfriends were out for some metaphorical fireworks with someone theyâd never cross paths with again.Â
So, they all were picked off, one by one. Completely innocent. Youâd never get in between a woman and her sexual prowess.Â
With that, and a short-lived chastising from Jack after you held your phone further away from your mouth, your voice raised two octaves higher to imitate the bubblier friend; Jack had your location and was already on his way before the call had officially ended.Â
He found you sat on the sidewalk of East Carson Street. Knees drawn up to your chest with your chin propped up on the palm of your hand, you were a vision of tranquil inebriation. (You know, considering you had been abandoned like a dog after the novelty of owning one wore off.)Â
You visibly brightened when you saw Jack round his truck, shoulders squared as he scoped the surrounding areas.
You could take the man out of the military.Â
âHey, sweet cheeks.â You announced when he reached you, admiring the way that he did his best to crouch to meet your half-lidded eye level. You scratched lovingly at the stubble on his chin, âFancy a drink? Some guy gave me, like, $150 for the night.âÂ
Jack mulled it over. âTempting. I think Iâll pass.â His eyes dropped to your purse, because he couldnât help himself, âYou didnât use the money I gave you?âÂ
You blinked, âSome guy gave me, like $150 and I have $20 of it left.â
That had Jackâs smile grow wider. Just as he had intended.Â
âHow aboutâŚwe save it for later, and Iâll even throw in some Tylenol, if you get in the car.â Jack tilted his head.Â
âYou drive a hard bargain, Jack Abbot.âÂ
Without much resistance, you allowed Jack the triumphant win of getting you off of the sidewalk infested with gum and other substances, and into the passenger seat of his car. If you hadnât had a hard time knowing which way was up, you wouldâve noticed the small act of kindness in which Jack had ensured that the passenger side of his car was flush against the curb; so you werenât reduced to playing with the traffic whilst trying to get inside the vehicle.Â
That was his problem. And the zero sleep under his belt.Â
He strapped you in with the seatbelt, and when the metal clicked inside the mechanism, Jack planted a kiss to your cheek, amused by the way you melted into the seat from his affection.
The drive to his house was comfortably silent. Jack had brought bottled water and two sachets of Liquid IV to ensure the electrolytes were pumped back into your body to ease the foreboding hangover you would experience in a day or so. His hand would occasionally come to rest on the meatiest part of your thigh, or lovingly rub against the nape of your neck and you would lap it all up under hazy vision.Â
And then you sobered up a little when you pulled up to his apartment.Â
âIâm staying here?â You asked, a little surprised.Â
Jack pulled at the handbrake, his voice low, âIs that okay?âÂ
âYeah.â You blinked and mustered up a smile that wasnât the average expression for you, âThatâs absolutely fine.âÂ
It was fine. Even if your face painfully didnât translate that.Â
The thing about it wasâŚyou had never officially stayed over at Jackâs apartment. The two of you had reached a consensus that whatever affectionate adjacent companionship that had blossomed through the cracks like pretty delicate flowers, there was no reason to hasten to the end result. Let the flowers grow at their own pace, without unintentionally yanking at their stems to forcefully encourage them out.Â
This meaning, the whole staying over thing was a month ahead of schedule.Â
You had been in Jackâs apartment before, because, he wasnât a brick wall. The apartment itself was pretty clean, everything had a place and if it didnâtâŚit would be organised neatly for a later day. He had a little fern that he took care of, and then you bought him an another house plant under the guise of keeping the fern company.
(Really, you just enjoyed the limited times that you were able to spend money on Jack.)
âDonât panic.â Jack mumbled, leaning in between the two front seats to grab a plastic bag of goodies from the backseat of his car. A place you both had come nakedly accustomed to. He gave you a lopsided smile when he pulled himself back to the drivers seat, âI can see those thoughts. I just want to make sure youâre taken care of.âÂ
âNo thoughts here, Abbot.â You tapped a finger against your temple, âJust alcohol.âÂ
âUh-huh.â Jack mocked before exiting the car, quick to shut the passenger door after you had cracked it open to get out yourself. You let out a laugh at his stern glare through the tempered glass of the window, and when he re-opened the door for you, he said, âWe had a deal on who opens doors.âÂ
You slid down until your feet met the ground, âPut that patriarchal tone away.âÂ
âYes, maâam.âÂ
And then, you let Jack open the doors anyway. There were three doors to get through, and each time heâd gesture for you to step through the threshold, not missing an opportunity to let his hand come into swift contact with your backside. Jack wasnât the type of guy to take advantage of your drunken state, however, he wasnât opposed to letting you knowâphysicallyâthat he liked the way your ass looked in that outfit you had chosen for your night out in Pittsburgh.
When you entered his apartment, Jack flicked the lights on and guided you with a hand on your hip, through the corridor and to the room on the left; his bedroom.Â
But, you already knew that.Â
Hands planted behind you, you sat on the edge of Jackâs bed and watched him lower to kneel on his better leg in order to solve the mystical contraption that were your heels. The last time you had worn them, Jack had gotten thus far in his attempt to strip you naked in record breaking time, and then had forgone the idea of seductively taking your shoes off when he couldnât figure out how they came off.Â
Albeit, a good anchor for him to hold onto at the time, Jack Abbot would conquer the removal of the heel this time round.Â
You nudged his chest gently with your foot, a smile growing on your face when he pressed a kiss to your inner ankle. He mumbled against your skin, âWhy did the girls leave you at the bar?âÂ
âAlcohol induced libido.â You muttered nonchalantly, âTheyâre all single and wellââ
Jack eyed you carefully as he gently wrangled your foot free of your heel, watching as your brow furrowed. You were truthfully stumped in the piloting of your own thoughts through the definition of whatever you and Jack were. Not that slapping the sticker of approval on the whole boyfriend thing would have Jack running in the opposite direction. But, it was the principle of it all.Â
You were intransigent in not being the one to leap over that hurdle.Â
Jack nodded slowly, âAnd youâre with me.â (Call a spade, a spade, you guess.) When the skin of your nose wrinkled in a scrunch, Jack lifted himself to press a chaste kiss to your lips. âWe can talk about it later. For now, take a look in the bag. Got you some stuff for tonight.â
Grateful for the diversion, you peered into the plastic bag tossed onto the bed. The contents had your heart warm. A toothbrushâin your favourite colourâmakeup wipes for sensitive skin, the pot of (rather) expensive moisturiser that Jack knew you worshipped the ground of, and a pyjama set that was made for the scorcher of a July you were already having.Â
When you gave him an all-knowing glance matched with the smirk on your face, Jack deadpanned and smacked your backside for the fifth time that night, to get you and your smart mouth moving into the bathroom to de-shed the bottomless brunch attire off of you.Â
He helped where he could, respected the part where you told him to turn around whilst you changedâdespite seeing you naked several timesâand even let you apply a dollop of moisturiser onto his face, because he wasnât getting any younger. (That part earned a pinch to your hip.)Â
You sauntered out of the bathroom, feeling less weighted down by the buzz of alcohol, and more lighter on the aspect of being loved correctly. Jack close by as if he were a dog on a lead.
Where youâd go, heâd follow.
It was just a bonus that he got to appreciate the view whilst doing so.
You flipped his duvet sheet back as you spoke, âI donât know, Abbot. Seems like youâre going soft on me.â
Jack rounded the bed to approach you as you nestled into his bed, pillows propped up with all intentions of watching some re-run of Love Island. A show Jack swore against, but still somehow managed to catch up on it intermittently. One hand came to your hip as he leant down and kissed you like he meant it. And then two more times for good measure.
He spoke quietly against your lips, âWell, you make it pretty easy to fall in love.â
Oh.
You were really doing this.
Jack stood at full height, gratified by rendering you speechless.
âAlright, honey.â He continued with his voice laced with amusement, âI gotta go. The PTMC waits for no man.â
You slapped a palm to your forehead. âOh my god. I completely forgot you had a shift at the Pitt today. Jack! I shouldâve just gotten an Uber, holy shit.âÂ
âI am your Uber. Donât forget it.â Jack reminded you on the agreement that was made that, it didnât matter what time of day it was. If you needed helpâno matter how smallâyou call him first. He was also feeling a bit playful as you reeled in guilt, âPlus, the SWAT shift wasnât exciting enough. I only got shot at once.âÂ
âYou got shot?!âÂ
âShot at.â Jack corrected, âIâm fine. You should see my buddy. Not good.âÂ
âAnd you didnât think to say anything.â You gawked, but deep down, you werenât surprised. You let out a hefty sigh, âDid you even manage to sleep?âÂ
âNope.âÂ
Looks like you owed him a couple of homemade dinners, and an abundance of leg massages.Â
You dragged your hand down your face, âWhy not?âÂ
Jack looked at you, amongst the sheets of his bed, now fresh-faced and sobering by the minute, and it left him confused as to how it wasnât the most obvious thing in the world. Sleep, and everything in between, came second to you.Â
You were like a goddamn Northern Star to someone like Jack Abbot.Â
Yeah. You two were definitely having a conversation about labels and all that ooey-gooey relationship shit, when he got back from his shift in the morning.Â
With his camo bag thrown over his good shoulder, the answer was readily available for you.Â
He smiled softly, the flowers beginning to flourish between the cracks as he spoke the words that would come naturally for the rest of his life.