Aaron Burr

girl help there is not enough enrichment in my enclosure

If anyone deserves a raise it’s the employee from four seasons total landscaping who answered the phone and went “yup, we can set up a podium and everything” and just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.

hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

to think we got the "i'm weird i'm a weirdo" riverdale monologue because jensen ackles was homophobic to spn fans.... effervescent

im begging you for an explanation

someone wrote an essay about bi dean and gave it to jensen to sign, he wrote “No?” on it in sharpie, a lesbian wrote a ya novel based on this incident, she was successful, she got hired on riverdale as a writer, she wrote the “i’m weird, i’m a weirdo” episode (as well as the lesbian epic rescue from conversion therapy).

I think I'm gonna try that infinite chocolate hack now. I think it might work today

Ripley’s believe it you thots

it’s time for us interference in russian politics

this is the point the berenstein and berenstain universes are reconverging