My Talent Lies in Burning Bridges.

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

Bought a havdalah candle and for like 6 months the algorithm thought I might be constructing an evil lair. Only a lich would need that many candles.

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

need to see him whimpering like an injured animal, can he pleeease pleaaase lose a concerning amount of blood until he’s barely lucid. can i nurse him back to health like a baby bird pleeeeaaaaaseeeee

im normal 👍 about The Character 👍

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭