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todays bird
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@giddy-goblin
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Wh-what do you mean itβs from a birthday cake
We could have been eating him
no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.
Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry
this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.
Any day now
people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody
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personalized ads are so funny to me
'hey we've been spying on you and tracking your every move. it's a culmination of state of the art technology and an unprecedented invasion of consumer privacy. a room full of men with made up jobs bent their will toward decades of constructing this system, defending it in court, and tirelessly innovating new ways to aggregate more data about you'
and the end result is
'yeah so uh we saw that you recently bought a car. so here's an ad for that car'
like no i'm good actually. you might be aware that i already have one
Bought a havdalah candle and for like 6 months the algorithm thought I might be constructing an evil lair. Only a lich would need that many candles.
i feel like this is more funny
you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack
βmy father is a boy and my mother is a girl so iβm mixedβ is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6β5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
comedians can only dream of writing something this funny
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need to see him whimpering like an injured animal, can he pleeease pleaaase lose a concerning amount of blood until heβs barely lucid. can i nurse him back to health like a baby bird pleeeeaaaaaseeeee
im normal π about The Character π
my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam π
hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.
my bad yall
The real Themis.
Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.
that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?
hey anon
please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation
Go! Rocky, Go!
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is this gonna get me fired you think
