My Talent Lies in Burning Bridges.

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

Bought a havdalah candle and for like 6 months the algorithm thought I might be constructing an evil lair. Only a lich would need that many candles.

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

need to see him whimpering like an injured animal, can he pleeease pleaaase lose a concerning amount of blood until he’s barely lucid. can i nurse him back to health like a baby bird pleeeeaaaaaseeeee

im normal 👍 about The Character 👍

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭