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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

currently at the seaside my dudes!!

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“The worst part of holding the memories is not the pain. It’s the loneliness of it. Memories need to be shared.”

— The Giver, Lois Lowry (b. 20 March 1937)

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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

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Ilysmbidkhttybikydlmb :( is officially the new “I’m fine”, pass it on

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this is so pertinent atm

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sometimes love isn’t holding on, fighting for it. sometimes love is letting go, because love is selfless.

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“fuck you, my child is fine-“

ma’am, your child’s favourite trope is enemies to lovers because they’re obsessed with the idea of someone falling in love with them for their flaws and validating them instead of accepting that they’re human and therefore imperfect

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if you earnestly base your dislike/disdain of something on how "weird" or "not normal" it is then i am saddened to inform you that you are suffering from boring bitch with no compassion or whimsy disease and it's fatal

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Mama didn't raise a quitter but she did raise an insecure perfectionist who never finishes anythi

on today’s episode of “what wild thing is emily searching up for class,” we have this absolute gem

#books and literature #english literature #ap lit and comp #ap lit memes #ap literature #literature #studying #university #uni #english major #feminist studies #feminist literature #uterus #uteruses #uteri #uterus? uteri? both sound incorrect

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-Mahmoud Darwish

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“hot girl era”, I say as I rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as I miss out on core experiences other people my age are having

i’ve never felt true romantic love, but i do know that i would find my best friend in every universe, every timeline, and every form of being. i would cross an ocean to find her. if we were dandelions i would float to her in the pollen. if we were drops of rain i would find her cloud. and even if i don’t find romantic love, i know that this love is enough.

#love #romantic love #platonic love #best friend #friend #bff #best friends

my english prof a few weeks ago, on jane eyre: “mr. rochester does fuck all. he wants the woman he supposedly loves get trampled down by an aristocratic asshole. he’s a dick.”

my oxford literature prof, unprompted:

“so church, right? we all go in and say ‘sorry daddy, i’ve been bad’ and then the priest says ‘ya know what? it’s fine’

and that’s basically all that church is”

#literature #ap lit and comp #ap lit memes #ap literature #books and literature #english literature #university #uni #poetry #study motivation #oxford #church #studying #summer course #english major #literature major #dark academia

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me, thinking: *I mean, i’m literally learning literature at oxford university, my professors must be super serious academics*

my professor: idk dudes, all i’m saying is that satan is a really fuckable figure. that’s just the truth.

#ap lit and comp #ap lit memes #ap literature #books and literature #english literature #dark acadamia aesthetic #dan howell #phan #poetry #study motivation #satan #milton #paradise lost #satan is sexy what can i say?#university #uni #oxford #oxford university

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