one more hand to hold!

squidward seems very straightforward to me but im not super happy with this design yet. i do fundamentally believe he has to be bald

girlpool: 40% chance she’s gay

pwr bttm: 50% chance she’s gay, 50% chance she’s straight but freaky

car seat headrest: this one is a tossup but she’s absolutely depressed

mitski: 50% chance she’s gay, 100% chance she won’t date you

screaming females: ask if she’s aware marissa paternoster likes women. if she already knew, she’s gay

st. vincent: see above

courtney barnett: harold,

the internet: Harold,

sufjan stevens: 70% chance she’s gay, 99% chance she cries daily

angel olsen: she’s EXTREMELY in touch with her emotions and if she is gay you’ll probably get that vibe from her immediately

frank ocean: 25% chance she’s gay, 25% chance she’s figuring it out

porches: she’s probably straight but she’s been Hurt By Men

jenny hval: honestly who the fuck knows

against me!: if she prefers their early stuff, 50/50. if she likes their new stuff, ask if she still listens to my chemical romance. if yes she’s gay