time

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

I'm on the information superhighway getting road head

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

my family was rich running our aura farm before castro and the other communists nationalized swag

big cattes

When will pride month be over already

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

Apolitically killing bandits and savages in my video game with no messages

asked the skyrim bandits why they were living in a cave and they explained the war effort has buried the economy so they can't find work and lost their homes. I use my shout to blast them across the cave and find a preeeetty nice sword among their belongings

Teller was tugging on Penn’s jacket and wanted a hug but Penn swatted him away like the fucking ogre he is