my illness is chronic but my tits are iconic!

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

the making of sourdough bread scares me so bad what do you mean my bread is a creature

mourning my canceled shows on this beautiful sunny day. grief is endless.

my first words were silhouette and gauche.

Please stop he is drowning…..

In my dream you could order your coffee with a bunch of decorative flavorless tiny white flowers sprinkled on top and they were called ooh lala blossoms

the "biblically accurate angel" trend is such a perfect encapsulation of a pet peeve i have which is everybody wants to criticize the bible but nobody wants to read the bible. like when people were drawing crazy amalgamations of eyes and wheels talking to mary and saying "be not afraid" and everybody was like omfggg OF COURSE she was scared. like no actually the angel looked like a guy can you read 3 lines of text... they were saying be not afraid because it's scary when a random man suddenly shows up in your house and starts talking to you

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

thankful for bread and butter and garlic #thankful