In one episode Elaine became Goerge

you can’t even say i only like nicki’s verse on monster now. there’s no one left on that song. now we have to talk about bon iver 🙄

“Chicken 69 is hungry” chicken 69 is not anywhere near the feeding spot I set up. Skill issue

Yknow I never finished reading the fowl twins & I really truly think it just wasn't hitting the same for me because they're too normal. Artemis Fowl was huge for the lonely 11 year old community & here come these two cunts with their reformed parents or whatever & it's lost the appeal completely. Artemis Fowl is for severely neglected preteens who feel like they were born wrong. If your y/a protag isn't fucked up what's the point

the toddlers don't give a FUCK about this minion song we have. they'll literally stop dancing and sit down when it comes on. music so bad you can't even have fun anymore

music make you gain control