Variations on a Theme

Considering introducing a controlled burn to the prairies of my mind

On her way, Aron Weisenfeld

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

Dad was an American Republican politician. Mom was a Finnish socialist.

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

I had to hunt it down, it was driving me insane. It's an art installation.

Well that explains a lot.

The front fell off.

he CANT DRIVE and hes FUCKING OTHER WOMEN

baja blast sheep have you any wool

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

C’mon potato, help me out.

Vagina Dentata

this tumblr is now just to scream about cars

That entire parking lot is flooded right now.

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

Today I thought about fentanyl so hard that a cop a few blocks away exploded into pure energy

“Have you seen this funny video-“ I SAW IT. PERFORMED LIVE AT THE ROYAL OPERA HOUSE. IN 1889. GO. AWAY.