May you ever return to the warmth of your species

idgaf about palace intrigue just let me chill

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate

i love to have a hobby

my hobby is looking at two guys and saying Now whats all this then

DOES WHATEVER THAT THING IS HAVE A FORESKIN I CAN TRIM

Huh

Not sure why I've spent my Saturday morning watching Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat but it's not the worst!

Need to know the cocktail of drugs that Andrew Lloyd Weber and Tim Rice and everyone else involved in this musical were on